LINE FORMS TO LEFT FOR OPEN 'VIEW' JOB; ROSEANNE EARLY FAVORITE  —  A Rosie is a Rosie is a Rosie.  —  Roseanne Barr has emerged as the top contender to replace Rosie O'Donnell next year on "The View," sources say.  —  A rep for Barr says she has not been approached.

Boy George held over male 'escort's' sex kidnap claims  —  Boy George is on bail while police investigate allegations that he kidnapped a male escort and chained him to a wall in his London home.  —  Auden Carlsen, 28, claimed he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained …

The New Beckingham Palace — welcome to LA Posh and David Beckham  —  Well, this is it folks.  David and Posh Beckham's new $22 million Beverly Hills pad.  —  Posh flew 12,000 miles from London to LA and back again in just over 48 hours to sign papers to buy the home.

The Anna Nicole tapes  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Three months after her death, Anna Nicole Smith is about to speak from the grave.  —  On its way to publishers this week is a pitch, based on hours of never-printed interviews, in which the doomed object of desire talks about everything …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Howie Days Are Here Again!  —  • Love is in the Air  —  X17 broke the story of Britney and romantic rocker Howie Day hitting it off on the tennis courts at Promises and now X17 brings you the XCLUSIVE pix of the two outside of rehab and still hitting it off!

A Day At The Beach  —  Heidi, Seal and Co. spent a relaxing Sunday at the Beach yesterday.  But it certainly was no "day at the beach" for the paparrazzi, who got a severe tongue lashing from Papa Seal for trying to take their picture!  Regardless, the family looked like they were having a great time …

JUST ASKING . . . JUST ASKING  —  WHICH handsome former boyfriend of a boy-bander has a new, secret fling?  While the hunk is out, his new man - a famously single actor - is not . . . WHICH studio biggie is in danger of losing his job and his wife?  His bosses are unhappy with recent flops …

I am - Britney Spears Ass Crack or Something of the Day  —  Britney is pushing this comeback harder than she pushed her kids out of her womb, which isn't saying much because she got 2 C-Sections, but you know what I mean.  She's calling the media and letting them know where she'll be …

It's a Tribeca Reunion  —  Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven were reunited at the Tribeca Film Festival over the weekend.  The occasion?  James Haven took part in the documentary, "A Place in Time," that she directed.  Jolie also enlisted other celebrity friends including Sean Astin …

Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures  —  So, you want to know what the craziest thing about these Kate Bosworth bikini pictures is?  She's actually looking a whole lot less skinny than the last time we saw her.  I know it'shard to believe, but this here is Kate Bosworth, after she's put on weight.

BACK HOME, MADONNA GETS DOWN TO BUSINESS  —  Stepping out after a sumptuous dinner, Madonna looks every inch the groomed superstar.  —  Dressed in an elegant beige safari suit with her glossy hair tied back, the singer turned heads as she left Claridge's in London on Saturday night.

American Idol's Jessica Sierra Charged with Battery  —  Former American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra was arrested on drug possession and felony battery charges early Sunday in Tampa, Fla.  —  Sierra, 21, allegedly hit a man over the head with a heavy glass at a café and was booked …

Pete Doherty gets new implant  —  Pete Doherty is set to miss the launch of fiancée Kate Moss' new fashion range because he is having a new implant fitted to help him quit drugs.  —  The Babyshambles frontman, who has battled heroin and cocaine addictions, will return to a Midlands clinic today …

Princess Beatrice drinks William and Harry under the table  —  It seems anything that her older cousins can do, Princess Beatrice can do better.  —  When it comes to partying, Prince William and Harry might have set an example running up a £5,000 drinks bill at Soho nightclub Mahiki at the weekend.

Maui Fever For a Good Cause  —  This weekend a bunch of celebs found a reason to head to Hawaii for more then just a vacation.  The opening of Duo at the fabulous Four Seasons was also a charity event for Maui Food Bank's kids Cafe.  The adorable Alyson Hannigan was seen with Amanda Bynes …

Diva Richie at MTV awards  —  NICOLE Richie is famous for doing nothing except being a party girl, but she can add diva to her CV after last night's MTV Australia Video Music Awards.  —  Sources told Confidential that Richie was the only presenter who refused to take part in the dress rehearsal, not leaving her dressing room all day.

ACTIVE HANDS  —  HYPERACTIVE comic Andy Dick brought his circus act to town the other night when he accosted two employees at Snitch nightclub on West 21 Street.  "He grabbed a waitress' breasts and dug his nails into her neck," said our spy.  "Then he poked her in the ear really hard."

I am - Pink Likes to Fly of the Day  —  I never found Pink even remotely hot.  Everyone always busts Fergie's balls for being a tranny, without taking the time to acknowledge the fact that Pink actually has a set of balls.  —  She may not realize how much of a f**king bull dyke she is but at least …