Boy George held over male 'escort's' sex kidnap claims  —  Boy George is on bail while police investigate allegations that he kidnapped a male escort and chained him to a wall in his London home.  —  Auden Carlsen, 28, claimed he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained …

Britney Spears Dresses Like a Retarded Hooker  —  Pink bikini?  Check.  —  Hot pants underwear?  Check.  —  Ripped fish-net stockings?  Check.  —  See-through dress?  Check.  —  Cowboy boots?  Check.  —  Stupid hat?  Check.  —  Bad wig?  Check.  —  Yup, that retard is Britney Spears.

Pete Wentz is Super Cool  —  If you're an emo kid and you wonder why you're always getting your ass kicked, this video should give you a hint as to why.  If a dude ever came up to me and wanted to share his tips on putting on eyeliner, I'll be glad to share my tips on how to stop the bleeding.

LINE FORMS TO LEFT FOR OPEN 'VIEW' JOB; ROSEANNE EARLY FAVORITE  —  A Rosie is a Rosie is a Rosie.  —  Roseanne Barr has emerged as the top contender to replace Rosie O'Donnell next year on "The View," sources say.  —  A rep for Barr says she has not been approached.

BACK HOME, MADONNA GETS DOWN TO BUSINESS  —  Stepping out after a sumptuous dinner, Madonna looks every inch the groomed superstar.  —  Dressed in an elegant beige safari suit with her glossy hair tied back, the singer turned heads as she left Claridge's in London on Saturday night.

Andy Dick Gropes Yet Another Stranger In Public  —  In a story that will come as a surprise to exactly no one, Page Six reports that Andy Dick got more than a little touchy-feely with two individuals working at the Snitch nightclub on West 21 Street in NYC.

We've Already Seen It  —  Us Weekly is reporting that Kim Kardashian has settled with Vivid Entertainment for $5 million.  Kim sued the company back in February for distributing a sex tape she made with Ray-J. Kim claims she didn't leak the tape, but come on.....  Vivid must also stop selling the tape by May.

Tell-All Hell, Y'all  —  Great(?) news: fresh off rehab and a major firing, the delicately balanced nitroglycerin tank that is Britney Spears is in talks to do a "tell-all" interview. … Sources are saying to expect the interview to run around November, in conjunction with Britney's new album release.

Ellen: "I WILL Take This Lyin' Down"  —  TMZ has learned Ellen DeGeneres hurt her back over the weekend — and it's so bad that she's doing this week's shows from a hospital bed!  —  The bed will be placed center stage on Ellen's set.  She'll lob questions at Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan from a supine position.

Britney Nearly Flips Her Wig  —  Driving fast in a convertible may cause the loss of your wig!  It almost happened to Britney, who barely managed to hold on after losing her hat.  —  Seen here, terrified after nearly losing her "Valley of the Dolls" commemorative wig while on her way to a dance rehearsal …

Pete Doherty Goes to Rehab, Take 322  —  Pete Doherty is admitting himself into rehab, AGAIN.  —  How many times has this guy gone into rehab already?  Do you think he gets a punch card, and after ten punches on his card he could stay at rehab for free?  —  Here's the info from The Sunday Mirror:

Peter Andre has NOT died  —  RUMOURS circulating that PETER ANDRE has died in hospital are untrue.  —  I have spoken to his aides who confirmed there is no truth in the cruel rumours.  —  He said Peter, who was admitted to hospital last weekend and is battling viral meningitus, is alive and making a recovery.

Hollywood Bump Watch  —  I just LOVE finding pictures of Naomi Watts and Julia Roberts out and about.  It's always fun to see how much bigger their bellies have gotten since the last time they were photographed.  Naomi was snapped exiting a birthday bash for Penelope Cruz while Julia was exiting her NYC apartment.

Jessica Simpson's Cleavage Starts the Week Right  —  Well, if ending the week with Lindsay Lohan's cleavage was the right thing to do, then it stands to reason that starting the week on Jessica Simpson's cleavage is a good idea too.  —  Of course, while I applaud Jessica's choice of dress …

The Doctor Is Out  —  Heidi Klum wasn't the only celeb to spend a day at the beach with her family, we also spotted Dr. McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey, out with wife Jillian, twins Darby and Sullivan and daughter Tallulah in Malibu yesterday!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

That Shirt Makes Me Want To Eat A Cheeseburger  —  THOSE BONES!  Oh Nicole Richie!  Please be more cautious when you are choosing your wardrobe.  Here she is with her man at a zoo in Sydney.

The Anna Nicole tapes  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Three months after her death, Anna Nicole Smith is about to speak from the grave.  —  On its way to publishers this week is a pitch, based on hours of never-printed interviews, in which the doomed object of desire talks about everything …

It's A Tribeca Reunion  —  Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven were reunited at the Tribeca Film Festival over the weekend.  The occasion?  James Haven took part in the documentary, "A Place in Time," that she directed.  Jolie also enlisted other celebrity friends including Sean Astin …