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Phil / Egotastic!:
Britney Spears Dresses Like a Retarded Hooker — Pink bikini? Check. — Hot pants underwear? Check. — Ripped fish-net stockings? Check. — See-through dress? Check. — Cowboy boots? Check. — Stupid hat? Check. — Bad wig? Check. — Yup, that retard is Britney Spears.
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Daily Mail:
Boy George held over male 'escort's' sex kidnap claims — Boy George is on bail while police investigate allegations that he kidnapped a male escort and chained him to a wall in his London home. — Auden Carlsen, 28, claimed he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained …
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Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
Wiggin' Out — This is the week that the naysayers will be proven wrong ... this is the glorious week that Britney Spears returns to the performance stage to show the world that she's still got what it takes to be a successful popstar! Er, well, maybe that's going a little too far.
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Don Kaplan / New York Post:
LINE FORMS TO LEFT FOR OPEN 'VIEW' JOB; ROSEANNE EARLY FAVORITE — A Rosie is a Rosie is a Rosie. — Roseanne Barr has emerged as the top contender to replace Rosie O'Donnell next year on "The View," sources say. — A rep for Barr says she has not been approached.
This Is London:
BACK HOME, MADONNA GETS DOWN TO BUSINESS — Stepping out after a sumptuous dinner, Madonna looks every inch the groomed superstar. — Dressed in an elegant beige safari suit with her glossy hair tied back, the singer turned heads as she left Claridge's in London on Saturday night.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Wrong Color — 48-year-old Madonna showed off a new strawberry blonde bob in London on Saturday night. Just days before Madge had longer, wavier hair in Africa. — I dig the cut, but the color is all wrong. It washes her out and makes her look 60. She should go darker. — Source: This is London
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Pete Wentz is Super Cool — If you're an emo kid and you wonder why you're always getting your ass kicked, this video should give you a hint as to why. If a dude ever came up to me and wanted to share his tips on putting on eyeliner, I'll be glad to share my tips on how to stop the bleeding.
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A Socialite's Life:
Andy Dick Gropes Yet Another Stranger In Public — In a story that will come as a surprise to exactly no one, Page Six reports that Andy Dick got more than a little touchy-feely with two individuals working at the Snitch nightclub on West 21 Street in NYC.
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New York Post:
ACTIVE HANDS — HYPERACTIVE comic Andy Dick brought his circus act to town the other night when he accosted two employees at Snitch nightclub on West 21 Street. "He grabbed a waitress' breasts and dug his nails into her neck," said our spy. "Then he poked her in the ear really hard."
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NY Daily News:
The Anna Nicole tapes — DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS — Three months after her death, Anna Nicole Smith is about to speak from the grave. — On its way to publishers this week is a pitch, based on hours of never-printed interviews, in which the doomed object of desire talks about everything …
The Sun:
Peter Andre has NOT died — RUMOURS circulating that PETER ANDRE has died in hospital are untrue. — I have spoken to his aides who confirmed there is no truth in the cruel rumours. — He said Peter, who was admitted to hospital last weekend and is battling viral meningitus, is alive and making a recovery.
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Roger Friedman / Fox News:
And Then There Were 2 on 'The View' — And Then There Were 2 on 'The View' — This morning, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the blond girl on "The View" will announce that she is pregnant. Sources say she is about three months along, which means a birth sometime in the fall.
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
It's A Tribeca Reunion — Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven were reunited at the Tribeca Film Festival over the weekend. The occasion? James Haven took part in the documentary, "A Place in Time," that she directed. Jolie also enlisted other celebrity friends including Sean Astin …
TMZ.com:
Britney Nearly Flips Her Wig — Driving fast in a convertible may cause the loss of your wig! It almost happened to Britney, who barely managed to hold on after losing her hat. — Seen here, terrified after nearly losing her "Valley of the Dolls" commemorative wig while on her way to a dance rehearsal …
New York Post:
JUST ASKING . . . JUST ASKING — WHICH handsome former boyfriend of a boy-bander has a new, secret fling? While the hunk is out, his new man - a famously single actor - is not . . . WHICH studio biggie is in danger of losing his job and his wife? His bosses are unhappy with recent flops …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures — So, you want to know what the craziest thing about these Kate Bosworth bikini pictures is? She's actually looking a whole lot less skinny than the last time we saw her. I know it'shard to believe, but this here is Kate Bosworth, after she's put on weight.
X17 Online:
A Day At The Beach — Heidi, Seal and Co. spent a relaxing Sunday at the Beach yesterday. But it certainly was no "day at the beach" for the paparrazzi, who got a severe tongue lashing from Papa Seal for trying to take their picture! Regardless, the family looked like they were having a great time …
Rebecca Camber / Daily Mail:
Princess Beatrice drinks William and Harry under the table — It seems anything that her older cousins can do, Princess Beatrice can do better. — When it comes to partying, Prince William and Harry might have set an example running up a £5,000 drinks bill at Soho nightclub Mahiki at the weekend.
