VICTORIA'S LOSS  —  GISELE Bundchen is longer wears Victoria's Secret.  The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her $5 million-a-year salary.  Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off.

Paparazzi preventing Lohan's Oscar dreams?  —  Plus: Orlando Bloom feels for his fans  —  Lindsay Lohan admits that part of her loves being a paparazzi target — but she wishes the photographers would stop bothering her for a while so that she can win an Oscar.

Is mannequin Moss exhausted after 12 seconds work?  —  Normally she wears clothes effortlessly for a living.  But designing them is a different matter for Kate Moss.  —  So it was that she fell asleep in the back of her car after the launch of her much anticipated first collection for Topshop.

Toastee is Latest Flava of Sex Tape  —  Toastee Toof, the "Flavor of Love 2" tartlet who once squeezed men's heads between her legs under the nom de porn "Natalia the Scissor Vixen," is popping out a sex tape called "Toastee Exposed," and TMZ has obtained the exclusive first preview.

Courtney Plans to Sell Kurt's Stuff  —  Thirteen years after Kurt Cobain's death, Courtney Love is making a commitment to move on, by selling her late husband's belongings.  —  "I'm going to have a Christie's auction," she tells Spinner.  "[My house] is like a mausoleum.

JFK book a real plotboiler  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  President John F. Kennedy was almost certainly the victim of a CIA-Mafia plot, according to a new book that reveals Robert Kennedy's secret efforts to expose such a scheme.  —  RFK's contacts in Florida's Cuban exile community actually …

Orlando Bloom's stalker hug  —  Orlando Bloom hugged an angry stalker who broke into his hotel room.  —  A woman recently managed to gain entry to the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star's room, but instead of being scared or angry, quick-thinking Orlando calmly consoled her.

Wilmer Inks Deal With Idol Producers  —  That 70's Show star/restauranteur/wooer of hot Hollywood ingenues Wilmer Valderamma is looking to add another slash to his title.  The LA Times reports that the busy multi-hyphenate is teaming up with Fremantle Media, the producers of American Idol …

Naomi Campbell Says She's Allergic To Alcohol  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell has quit boozing after deciding she's allergic to alcohol.  The British catwalk star claims most of her well-publicized scandals are alcohol related - and she has decided to stop drinking.

Britney's secret comeback stalls  —  Britney Spears' comeback has stalled after she cancelled three secret comeback gigs planned for this week.  —  The 26-year-old, who is trying to make a comeback as a singer after a spell in rehab, was set to be perform new material under the stage name of M&M.

Hilary Duff Gets Banged  —  Ever since Hilary Duff got rid of the loser from that Mickey Mouse band Good Charlotte, she can do no wrong here on Hollywood Tuna.  I don't care that her music is water-downed pop or if she lip-syncs during every live performance.

Bruce Willis: I Still Love Demi Moore  —  For Bruce Willis, a vacation can mean a getaway with his ex-wife and her new husband.  —  "It's hard for people to understand, but we go on holidays together," the Live Free or Die Hard star, 52, tells Vanity Fair in its June issue about his relationship …

Selma's shock rehab stint  —  It's recently been revealed that actress Selma Blair has just finished a secret 30-day stint in rehab for substance abuse.  —  According to US reports, Selma has had an addiction problem for some time, but her drug abuse escalated rapidly after her divorce from husband Ahmet Zappa last November.

Britney and Howie Have a Sleepover  —  It's a new chapter in Britney Spears' love life — thanks to her fellow Promises alum, singer Howie Day, 26.  —  While one friend denies the duo dated during her February stint at the Malibu, California, rehab center, another source says things …

Andre so ill he 'doesn't recognise' Jordan  —  Meningitis has taken such a grip on Peter Andre that he does not even recognise his wife Jordan.  —  Glamour model Jordan has lifted the lid on her despair for hubby Pete after long vigils at his bedside.  —  Talking to Ok!

Scarlett Johansson Sings... Badly  —  So if you were at all anticipating Scarlett Johansson's album (though, who really was?), then you might want to reevaluate your expectations.  You see, this past weekend, at the Coachella Music Festival, someone thought it would be a good idea …

LOSER' JOINT, BATHROOM SEX  —  WITH last night's opening of the East Village bar Angels & Kings on East 11th Street, the owners - Fall Out Boy lead singer Pete Wentz, Gym Class Heroes lead Travis McCoy and Yellow Fever clothing designer Jamison Ernest - finally have a place where "all our loser friends can hang out."

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Expecting Baby No. 2  —  Elisabeth Hasselbeck has long been candid on The View about her desire to get pregnant again - and her wish has finally come true.  —  On Monday's show, co-host Rosie O'Donnell asked: "I was just wondering if there's anything new, Elisabeth?"