VICTORIA'S LOSS  —  GISELE Bundchen is longer wears Victoria's Secret.  The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her $5 million-a-year salary.  Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off.

Oxford Street goes mad for Moss  —  Kate Moss has delighted crowds by posing in the window at Oxford Street's Topshop store for the eagerly awaited launch of her collection.  —  Thousands of photographers and members of the public waited hours outside the shop's main window for a glimpse of the style icon - and she did not disappoint!

Courtney Plans to Sell Kurt's Stuff  —  Thirteen years after Kurt Cobain's death, Courtney Love is making a commitment to move on, by selling her late husband's belongings.  —  "I'm going to have a Christie's auction," she tells Spinner.  "[My house] is like a mausoleum.

Kim Kardashian Wins Sex Tape Battle  —  Kim Kardashian's sex tape soon will be history.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Kardashian — who in February sued adult video distributor Vivid Entertainment for releasing a homemade video of her having sex with ex-boyfriend …

Britney Spears Dresses Like a Retarded Hooker  —  Pink bikini?  Check.  —  Hot pants underwear?  Check.  —  Ripped fish-net stockings?  Check.  —  See-through dress?  Check.  —  Cowboy boots?  Check.  —  Stupid hat?  Check.  —  Bad wig?  Check.  —  Yup, that retard is Britney Spears.

Britney's secret comeback stalls  —  Britney Spears' comeback has stalled after she cancelled three secret comeback gigs planned for this week.  —  The 26-year-old, who is trying to make a comeback as a singer after a spell in rehab, was set to be perform new material under the stage name of M&M.

Bruce Willis: I Still Love Demi Moore  —  For Bruce Willis, a vacation can mean a getaway with his ex-wife and her new husband.  —  "It's hard for people to understand, but we go on holidays together," the Live Free or Die Hard star, 52, tells Vanity Fair in its June issue about his relationship …

Paparazzi preventing Lohan's Oscar dreams?  —  Plus: Orlando Bloom feels for his fans  —  Lindsay Lohan admits that part of her loves being a paparazzi target — but she wishes the photographers would stop bothering her for a while so that she can win an Oscar.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Expecting Baby No. 2  —  Elisabeth Hasselbeck has long been candid on The View about her desire to get pregnant again - and her wish has finally come true.  —  On Monday's show, co-host Rosie O'Donnell asked: "I was just wondering if there's anything new, Elisabeth?"

Wilmer Inks Deal With Idol Producers  —  That 70's Show star/restauranteur/wooer of hot Hollywood ingenues Wilmer Valderamma is looking to add another slash to his title.  The LA Times reports that the busy multi-hyphenate is teaming up with Fremantle Media, the producers of American Idol …

MUSICAL THRILLS, ROSIE SPILLS . . .  A cup of blessing to Broadway, that his toric strip of concrete that draws vis itors the world over.  To sit in the Palace Theatre, a temple dating back to 1920 and Oscar Hammerstein, Ed Wynn, Eddie Cantor, Fanny Brice, and see huge row upon row of big-time …

Orlando Bloom's stalker hug  —  Orlando Bloom hugged an angry stalker who broke into his hotel room.  —  A woman recently managed to gain entry to the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star's room, but instead of being scared or angry, quick-thinking Orlando calmly consoled her.

They Said What?  —  The Week's Best Celeb Quotes  —  Tyra claims another groping victim - Rosie.  Plus, more from Jon Stewart, Simon Cowell and other stars  —  • "Rosie has the sexiest, juiciest breasts."  — Tyra Banks, telling Conan O'Brien that she gave The View host a surprising squeeze …

Ellen: "I WILL Take This Lyin' Down"  —  TMZ has learned Ellen DeGeneres hurt her back over the weekend — and it's so bad that she's doing this week's shows from a hospital bed!  —  The bed will be placed center stage on Ellen's set.  She'll lob questions at Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan from a supine position.

Naomi Campbell Says She's Allergic To Alcohol  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell has quit boozing after deciding she's allergic to alcohol.  The British catwalk star claims most of her well-publicized scandals are alcohol related - and she has decided to stop drinking.

Scarlett Johansson Sings... Badly  —  So if you were at all anticipating Scarlett Johansson's album (though, who really was?), then you might want to reevaluate your expectations.  You see, this past weekend, at the Coachella Music Festival, someone thought it would be a good idea …

Selma's shock rehab stint  —  It's recently been revealed that actress Selma Blair has just finished a secret 30-day stint in rehab for substance abuse.  —  According to US reports, Selma has had an addiction problem for some time, but her drug abuse escalated rapidly after her divorce from husband Ahmet Zappa last November.