VICTORIA'S LOSS  —  GISELE Bundchen is longer wears Victoria's Secret.  The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her $5 million-a-year salary.  Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off.

Paparazzi preventing Lohan's Oscar dreams?  —  Plus: Orlando Bloom feels for his fans  —  Lindsay Lohan admits that part of her loves being a paparazzi target — but she wishes the photographers would stop bothering her for a while so that she can win an Oscar.

LOSER' JOINT, BATHROOM SEX  —  WITH last night's opening of the East Village bar Angels & Kings on East 11th Street, the owners - Fall Out Boy lead singer Pete Wentz, Gym Class Heroes lead Travis McCoy and Yellow Fever clothing designer Jamison Ernest - finally have a place where "all our loser friends can hang out."

Fan gave Britney Spears bugged teddy bear, tried to blackmail her  —  One night last fall when Britney was out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, a fan gave Britney a teddy bear and claimed it was for one of her boys.  The bear had a transmitter hidden inside inside it and was sending everything …

Britney and Howie Have a Sleepover  —  It's a new chapter in Britney Spears' love life — thanks to her fellow Promises alum, singer Howie Day, 26.  —  While one friend denies the duo dated during her February stint at the Malibu, California, rehab center, another source says things …

Is mannequin Moss exhausted after 12 seconds work?  —  Normally she wears clothes effortlessly for a living.  But designing them is a different matter for Kate Moss.  —  So it was that she fell asleep in the back of her car after the launch of her much anticipated first collection for Topshop.

JFK book a real plotboiler  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  President John F. Kennedy was almost certainly the victim of a CIA-Mafia plot, according to a new book that reveals Robert Kennedy's secret efforts to expose such a scheme.  —  RFK's contacts in Florida's Cuban exile community actually …

Toastee is Latest Flava of Sex Tape  —  Toastee Toof, the "Flavor of Love 2" tartlet who once squeezed men's heads between her legs under the nom de porn "Natalia the Scissor Vixen," is popping out a sex tape called "Toastee Exposed," and TMZ has obtained the exclusive first preview.

Kiera Wants to Look Like Ditto  —  Keira Knightley said that she's been trying to put on weight after she found out that she's a role model to anos.  She said that she would love to have a body like Beth Ditto.  Oh, would she really now?  Ugh, I'm so sick of these morons telling lies!

Naomi Campbell Says She's Allergic To Alcohol  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell has quit boozing after deciding she's allergic to alcohol.  The British catwalk star claims most of her well-publicized scandals are alcohol related - and she has decided to stop drinking.

Orlando Bloom's stalker hug  —  Orlando Bloom hugged an angry stalker who broke into his hotel room.  —  A woman recently managed to gain entry to the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star's room, but instead of being scared or angry, quick-thinking Orlando calmly consoled her.

Andre so ill he 'doesn't recognise' Jordan  —  Meningitis has taken such a grip on Peter Andre that he does not even recognise his wife Jordan.  —  Glamour model Jordan has lifted the lid on her despair for hubby Pete after long vigils at his bedside.  —  Talking to Ok!

Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pictures  —  This one's for all you Buffy fans out there.  Personally, I've never been into her, but after seeing these Alyson Hannigan bikini pictures, I think my mind may be changing.  —  Sure, Alyson Hannigan isn't much competition for Lindsay Lohan physically …

Courtney Plans to Sell Kurt's Stuff  —  Thirteen years after Kurt Cobain's death, Courtney Love is making a commitment to move on, by selling her late husband's belongings.  —  "I'm going to have a Christie's auction," she tells Spinner.  "[My house] is like a mausoleum.

Hilary Duff Gets Banged  —  Ever since Hilary Duff got rid of the loser from that Mickey Mouse band Good Charlotte, she can do no wrong here on Hollywood Tuna.  I don't care that her music is water-downed pop or if she lip-syncs during every live performance.

Wilmer Inks Deal With Idol Producers  —  That 70's Show star/restauranteur/wooer of hot Hollywood ingenues Wilmer Valderamma is looking to add another slash to his title.  The LA Times reports that the busy multi-hyphenate is teaming up with Fremantle Media, the producers of American Idol …

Ford to star in third 'Mummy'  —  Shooting will begin in Montreal July 27  —  Universal Pictures and director Rob Cohen have set Luke Ford to star in the third installment of "The Mummy," in a move that potentially sets the franchise up for future films.  —  The 26-year-old Australian actor …

Britney's secret comeback stalls  —  Britney Spears' comeback has stalled after she cancelled three secret comeback gigs planned for this week.  —  The 26-year-old, who is trying to make a comeback as a singer after a spell in rehab, was set to be perform new material under the stage name of M&M.