Lindsay Lohan Likes To Party In Her Bra  —  Allow me to first apologize for the size of these Lindsay Lohan pics, but sometimes you have to use what you can find in this business.  Small or not though, these are some great pics of what looks to be a drunken, overpaid, overhyped celeb at play …

Kiera Wants to Look Like Ditto  —  Keira Knightley said that she's been trying to put on weight after she found out that she's a role model to anos.  She said that she would love to have a body like Beth Ditto.  Oh, would she really now?  Ugh, I'm so sick of these morons telling lies!

LOSER' JOINT, BATHROOM SEX  —  WITH last night's opening of the East Village bar Angels & Kings on East 11th Street, the owners - Fall Out Boy lead singer Pete Wentz, Gym Class Heroes lead Travis McCoy and Yellow Fever clothing designer Jamison Ernest - finally have a place where "all our loser friends can hang out."

Paparazzi preventing Lohan's Oscar dreams?  —  Plus: Orlando Bloom feels for his fans  —  Lindsay Lohan admits that part of her loves being a paparazzi target — but she wishes the photographers would stop bothering her for a while so that she can win an Oscar.

Brit Brit is San Diego Bound  —  There were rumors this morning that Britney Spears' secret shows were cancelled.  It looks like they weren't, because Brit and a load of dancers are San Diego bound.  They are scheduled to perform at The M+M's at the House of Blues tonight.

Britney and Howie Have a Sleepover  —  It's a new chapter in Britney Spears' love life — thanks to her fellow Promises alum, singer Howie Day, 26.  —  While one friend denies the duo dated during her February stint at the Malibu, California, rehab center, another source says things …

Britney Spears Hitting the Stage Tonight?  —  Britney Spears is scheduled to hit the stage for a brief performance at the House of Blues in San Diego on Tuesday night, sources close to the singer tell PEOPLE.  —  "The set is only going to be about 10 minutes long," says the Spears source.

What's Growing on Your Feet, Kirsten?  —  Kirstin Dunst celebrates her 25th birthday party at a New York restaurant on Monday but walked out with some very strange red markings on her feet.  —  What could it possibly be?  Popped blood vessels?  Alcohol poisoning?

Peter Doesn't Recognize Jordan  —  Some friends who know I'm in the gossip game were like who in the blue hell are Peter and Katie?  And who's Jordan?  We came to the conclusion that they're the trailer park version of Becks and Posh and straight outta "Footballers Wives".

Kathy Griffin Eats It!  —  "D-List" funnywoman Kathy Griffin got acquainted with asphalt in a spectacular nosedive in a London parking lot yesterday.  Bangin'!  —  The badly banged redhead shows that a little dash of cement isn't flattering to a celeb, regardless of their list position.

I am - When Paris Hilton Meets Someone Uglier than Her She is at Her Happiest...  I came across this picture on the internet this morning and figured I'd post it because it is Paris at Coachella and not in a hotel room sucking cock.  I say that like I know the bitch personally and sit …

Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pictures  —  This one's for all you Buffy fans out there.  Personally, I've never been into her, but after seeing these Alyson Hannigan bikini pictures, I think my mind may be changing.  —  Sure, Alyson Hannigan isn't much competition for Lindsay Lohan physically …

VICTORIA'S LOSS  —  GISELE Bundchen is longer wears Victoria's Secret.  The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her $5 million-a-year salary.  Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off.

Naomi Campbell Says She's Allergic To Alcohol  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell has quit boozing after deciding she's allergic to alcohol.  The British catwalk star claims most of her well-publicized scandals are alcohol related - and she has decided to stop drinking.

Spider-Man Costar Calls Tobey 'An Excellent Dad'  —  Tobey Maguire (left) and James Franco  —  Playing Harry Osborn in the Spider-Man series lets James Franco see Tobey Maguire in a different role: dad to 6-month-old daughter Ruby.  —  "She's a very sweet baby," Franco, 29 …

Britney Takes Control!  —  If Britney's concert does indeed happen tonight at the House of Blues in San Diego, fans will be seeing something truly special - Spears' complete artistic vision (or lack thereof).  —  "Britney is doing all the choreography and conceptualization herself," …

Does Drink, Does Smoke, What's Demi Gonna Do?  —  Well, we have no idea if 18-year-old Rumer Willis really is drinking inside of Hyde, maybe she was just there for the deep conversation with Paris and Lindsay?  Hyde has a history of letting in underage partiers...do they get away …

Don't Judge Her  —  When U.S. Supreme Court Justice, Samuel Alito, wanted to enter the Waldorf-Astoria in Manhattan, he found that he had to wait for movie star/humanitarian, Angelina Jolie, to go in the hotel first.  U.S. Marshalls cautioned the judge to delay his entrance …

Kelly Osbourne Is A Buzzkill  —  A White Christmas party at Coachella featuring Lohan and Paris got broken up because Kelly Osbourne's purse got swiped and she called the cops.  Thanks Kelly, you big narc! … (P.S. It looks like "White Sunglasses Guy" has finally ditched the white sunglasses and got himself a makeover.

The Baby Has Landed  —  Larry Birkhead is back on U.S. soil with his daughter, Dannielynn.  —  Birkhead just landed in Louisville, Kentucky via private jet.  We're told Birkhead will spend time with his family, but will eventually return to Los Angeles.  —  The custody fight is not over.