David Hasselhoff's Cry for Help  —  Alarming footage of Hasselhoff drunk on the floor in his Las Vegas residence.  —  David Hasselhoff is a man in crisis.  —  "Extra" has obtained recent video in which a shirtless and extremely intoxicated Hasselhoff sits on the floor in his residence …

Paris 45 Days in the Clink?  —  Paris Hilton is in big trouble, if the Los Angeles City Attorney has his way.  TMZ has obtained documents filed with the court, in which prosecutors say they want Hilton to spend 45 days in jail.  —  Paris must appear tomorrow on a probation violation, for allegedly driving on a suspended license.

'Gilmore Girls' canceled  —  CW, WBTV wrap production on show  —  Say goodbye to "Gilmore Girls."  —  After weeks of talks aimed at bringing the show back for a limited run next season, the CW and Warner Bros.  TV have decided to wrap production on the quirky dramedy that focused on fast-talking femmes.

Lindsay Lohan is Drinking Again?  Noooo!  Really?  —  In case seeing Lindsay Lohan partying in her bikini wasn't enough of a hint that she hasn't exactly dropped the lush lifestyle, there are now SHOCKING news reports that Lindsay may still be drinking!  SHOCKING!  —  Personally, I don't believe it.

Mystery white marks on Moss' jeans... has she been powdering her nose again?  —  It was only supposed to be a short car ride home, but Kate Moss seems to have gone on a mystery tour.  —  Having left London restaurant China Tang at 9.30pm, she didn't arrive home until midnight …

Celebrities That Resemble Dogs  —  It turns out that John Travolta 's just the tip of the iceberg, Snarkywood has a great collection of Celebrity & Dog Look-alikes!  —  More celebs that look like animals...  Lindsay Lohan's One Crazy Cat  —  Britney Spears is an Octopus  —  Kevin Federline's a Weasel

Inside Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's Marriage  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes share a life together that's shocking - shockingly normal, that is, considering they're one of the world's most famous couples.  —  "When you come over, the first thing [Katie] does is say, 'Are you hungry?

Kate Bosworth Nipples Will Do... If You're An Infant  —  Normally I'd say this is one lucky baby but considering there's nothing to see down Kate Bosworth's shirt except nipples and a breast plate, he kind of missed out.  But then again it is a baby and babies do spend most of each …

Spice Girls celebrate David Beckham's birthday  —  It was almost a Spice Girls reunion for David Beckham's 32nd birthday at London restaurant Cipriani last night.  New moms Melanie B (Scary Spice) and Gerri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) were there along with a pregnant Emma Bunton (Baby Spice.)

Justin Timberlake To Write Country Music  —  Don't expect any pop chart toppers from Justin Timberlake any time soon.  He has set his eyes on country music instead.  Justin wants to get back to his Tennessee roots and insists that he really doesn't need anymore time in the spotlight.

It's Tylenol!  —  The National Enquirer got a hold of a picture they claim if Andy Dick allegedly "snorting coke" at Snitch in NYC on April 24th.  The person who took the picture said, "Andy dick was a complete mess.  He was so out of it that most of the cocaine ended up around his nose rather than in his nose."

Entertainment Weekly: The Heroes Edition  —  As I sat in my expensive office chair ($50 dollars!), I was contemplating as to whether or not I wanted to post the Entertainment Weekly's five different Heroes covers.  Although Entertainment magazines usually aren't on my list of things to write about …

Jodie Marsh is a sexy nurse  —  I admit that getting a large breasted, human barbie doll like Jodie Marsh to dress up in a sexy nurse costume is not: A) all that original an idea and B) not all that difficult I'm sure.  I mean for her to leave the house in anything less that a dominatrix outfit …

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Walks Baby Steps  —  Shiloh is walking!!  —  Brad Pitt and baby Shiloh, who turns 1 at the end of the month, enjoy some daddy-daughter bonding in Prague.  —  Shiloh playfully held good dad Brad's sunglasses and took baby steps into a tent made out of a cardboard box.

Paris Hilton still super humble  —  Paris Hilton has taken her humbleness to the next level and is now carrying a purse with her name printed on it in huge letters.  It's pictures like these that make me wish time travel was possible.  I've always wanted to go back to 1776 and fight …

ICYMI: In Which Screech's Disgruntled Reality Show Sh*t-Talking Almost Gets Him His "Ass Whooped"  —  Beneath all the sugary sweetness of Vh1's "Has-Beens On Reality Shows" programming, there exists a dark underbelly of seething rage and mutual loathing among the once-famous cast members …