RATS!  LINDSAY ON VIDEO  —  LINDSAY Lohan just can't seem to stop partying - and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera.  We can't divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won't sit well with her younger fans.

Mystery white marks on Moss' jeans... has she been powdering her nose again?  —  It was only supposed to be a short car ride home, but Kate Moss seems to have gone on a mystery tour.  —  Having left London restaurant China Tang at 9.30pm, she didn't arrive home until midnight …

Paris 45 Days in the Clink?  —  Paris Hilton is in big trouble, if the Los Angeles City Attorney has his way.  TMZ has obtained documents filed with the court, in which prosecutors say they want Hilton to spend 45 days in jail.  —  Paris must appear tomorrow on a probation violation, for allegedly driving on a suspended license.

The Hoff is Drunk  —  Looks like the Alec Baldwin tape has started a trend!  A video of The Hoff looking and acting mighty drunk has been leaked to "The Insider."  The video was shot by his 17-year-old daughter 3 months ago. … The Hoff also issued this statement: "I am a recovering alcoholic.

'Gilmore Girls' canceled  —  CW, WBTV wrap production on show  —  Say goodbye to "Gilmore Girls."  —  After weeks of talks aimed at bringing the show back for a limited run next season, the CW and Warner Bros.  TV have decided to wrap production on the quirky dramedy that focused on fast-talking femmes.

Busta Rhymes Busted for DUI  —  Busta Rhymes was arrested on a drunk driving charge early this morning in New York, after cops stopped him for driving an SUV with "excessively tinted windows."  —  According to the NYPD, the rapper, driving a 2006 GMC Yukon Denali, was pulled over on the far West side …

David Beckham Celebrates His 32nd Birthday at Cipriani  —  Victoria Beckham is not one to just buy a cake and call it a day.  First, Victoria Beckham took her hubby to Madrid on a private jet for a $27,000 shopping spree.  Then it was back to London for a birthday dinner at Cipriani …

Jada Pinkett Smith: Katie Holmes Runs the Show  —  As rumors fly about the state of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's six-month-old marriage, friends of the pair are stepping forward to defend them.  Here, Jada Pinkett Smith, who, with husband Will Smith, is a longtime friend of the couple …

Comedian feels 'hurt' by Latin flubber Leno  —  Jay Leno has some 'splaining to do - as the great Desi Arnaz might have said - after mixing up two of America's top Latino comics.  —  You may remember that, in January, funnyman George Lopez told a Florida radio station that the "Tonight" host is "the biggest two-faced dude in TV."

Britney's Comeback Rolls on with Second Show  —  Before a raucous crowd that chanted her name, Britney Spears continued her comeback mini-tour Wednesday night, performing the identical lip-synced routine of older hits from her show the night before.  —  "Thank you so much!"

PARIS' NEW PET  —  THOUGH many a D-lister has become "famous" for befriending Paris Hilton, the heiress' new fling, "Desperate Housewives" actor Josh Henderson , isn't one of them.  "Everyone in Los Angeles is just calling him 'Paris Boy,' " said a Page Six source.

Celebrities That Resemble Dogs  —  It turns out that John Travolta is just the tip of the iceberg, Snarkywood has a great collection of Celebrity & Dog Look-alikes!  —  Celebs that look like animals...  Paris is a bird brain  —  Kevin Federline's a weasel  —  Britney Spears is an octopus

It's Tylenol!  —  The National Enquirer got a hold of a picture they claim if Andy Dick allegedly "snorting coke" at Snitch in NYC on April 24th.  The person who took the picture said, "Andy dick was a complete mess.  He was so out of it that most of the cocaine ended up around his nose rather than in his nose."

Justin Timberlake To Write Country Music  —  Don't expect any pop chart toppers from Justin Timberlake any time soon.  He has set his eyes on country music instead.  Justin wants to get back to his Tennessee roots and insists that he really doesn't need anymore time in the spotlight.

Is There a Kate Bosworth Nipple Slip in There?  —  If you thought that yesterday's Sienna Miller nipple slip was spurious, then this post featuring what may or may not be a Kate Bosworth nipple slip, will probably be equally frustrating.  There's definitely some nice "down blouse" action, but what exactly you can see is debatable.