Britney Gets Love from Lindsay, None from Family  —  Britney Spears gave the shortest show yet on her "comeback" mini-tour last night in L.A.— and TMZ spies report that none other than Lindsay Lohan was there to catch the action — all 11 minutes of it.  —  Our eyes inside noted that Brit donned …

Jay-Z in a Plane Crash— NOT TRUE  —  UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Jay-Z WAS NOT aboard the plane.  The three aboard the plane were "white men."  —  Rumors have been swirling this morning that rapresario Jay-Z (aka Shawn Carter) was in a plane crash this morning.

Brandy Faces a Third Wrongful Death Lawsuit  —  A third wrongful death lawsuit has been filed against R&B singer Brandy stemming from a fatal car accident in Los Angeles last year.  —  Marouane Hdidou, 32, whose wife Awatef Aboudihaj died in the Dec. 30 crash, sought unspecified damages …

Kelly Clarkson's Album Might Suck Hardcore  —  Rumors are that Kelly Clarkson's album has been completed dumped after the label hated it.  Sony head honcho, Clive Davis, told her ass of when he heard it.  —  An inside source said, "It was an extraordinary presentation.

Liv Tyler is Hulk's Betty Ross!  —  Marvel Studios announced today that Hollywood starlet Liv Tyler will join the cast of the highly-anticipated, new big screen adaptation of The Incredible Hulk.  Tyler has signed on to play Betty Ross, the longtime love interest of Dr. Bruce Banner aka The Hulk.

PARTY PRIORITY  —  KIRSTEN Dunst celebrated her birthday at West Village nook Beatrice Inn Monday night after bailing on her "Spider-Man 3" screening in Astoria.  "She told everyone she was sick and left right after the red carpet," said a Page Six spy, "but really she went to her birthday party."

Prosecutors: Send Paris to Jail  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Has Paris Hilton driven herself right to jail?  —  Los Angeles city prosecutors are formally requesting that the hotel heiress be put in the clink for 45 days for alleged probation violations.  —  A hearing is scheduled for Friday afternoon.

Haylie Duff and Kim Kardashian Fight on MySpace  —  Like, oh my gawd, another MySpace war ... this time Haylie Duff vs. good for nothing trust fund slut, Kim Kardashian.  —  From Haylie Duff's MySpace blog: … And here are the screencaps of the messages which led to Haylie publishing …

Michelle Rodriguez Wasn't Ready To Talk About It  —  Hard bitch and philosopher Michelle Rodriguez is refuting "Curve" magazine outing her ass.  She posted a long missive on her website that I think says she's not gay.  It's sorta rambling.  Brace yourself. … She keeps going.  Keep reading.

Hasselhoff Family Crisis Caught on Tape  —  See our exclusive video of an intoxicated David Hasselhoff, taken by his 16-year-old daughter.  —  In what appears to be a cry for help, ET has obtained exclusive video of DAVID HASSELHOFF in Las Vegas — where he is currently starring in The Producers …

Spice Girls tempted by £5m deal  —  The Spice Girls look dead-set for a pop revival after the fivesome were offered £5million to reunite for a one-off Christmas gig.  —  Reports say Mel B's visit for David Beckham's birthday party on Wednesday night was tied into a business visit to discuss the idea with the other girls.

Lindsay Lohan Paid A Visit to Britney Spears at the House of Blues on The Sunset Strip  —  Britney leaves House of Blues on Sunset  —  Well....it's obviously clear.....no matter what, Britney Spears will always and forever be able to fill up a House of Blues venue.

A very strange divorce: Bruce Willis holidays with ex-wife and her lover  —  It is said that two's company, three's a crowd.  That could be particularly true when you're sharing one end of a small boat.But for Bruce Willis, his ex-wife Demi Moore and her young husband Ashton Kutcher, it proved no problem at all.

The Messiah Stands!!!!!!  —  OMG!!!!!  BREAKING NEWS!!!!  STOP YOUR POOPING!!!!  Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is standing up!!!!  She is just on step closer to saving the World!  —  Anyway, here's Bradley and Shiloh spending some quality time in Prague.  I read some newspaper that proclaimed …

Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola.  —  Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola.  —  Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola... Singer MARIAH CAREY regrets marrying Sony Music boss TOMMY MOTTOLA and wouldn't do it again, even though he helped make her a star.

Kate Walsh's New Beau Revealed  —  Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh has been coy about the new man in her life, recently telling PEOPLE he's "a great guy, but I'm not giving you a name."  —  But now, PEOPLE reports in this week's issue, the mystery has been solved.

Angelina Jolie: 'Pitt Completed Me'.  —  Angelina Jolie: 'Pitt Completed Me'.  —  Finding love with BRAD PITT completed ANGELINA JOLIE's life, the actress claims.  —  Jolie insists she was happy as a single mother - but has only really appreciated the joys of family life since she has had the actor to share them with.

Lohan Attends Britney's LA Show, Britney's Aunt Wouldn't Have Been Caught Dead There  —  Britney's talking about drugs during her shows?  How does she find the time?  They're 12 minutes.  Lohan attended Britney's L.A. show, as Britney's aunt is talking trash about her .  Talking trash about Britney, not Lohan.

Pregnant Naomi Watts Feeling 'Energetic and Strong'  —  Naomi Watts, who is expecting her first child with boyfriend Liev Schreiber, says she's loving pregnancy.  —  "[I'm] just being relaxed and moving at a much slower pace and enjoying it," the actress, 38, told PEOPLE Thursday …

Baldwin Will Be a No-Show  —  TMZ has learned Alec Baldwin will not attend today's court hearing in which a judge will decide if Baldwin should win back the right to have contact with his daughter.  —  Baldwin's right to interact with Ireland was suspended after the judge heard …