Britney Gets Love from Lindsay, None from Family  —  Britney Spears gave the shortest show yet on her "comeback" mini-tour last night in L.A.— and TMZ spies report that none other than Lindsay Lohan was there to catch the action — all 11 minutes of it.  —  Our eyes inside noted that Brit donned …

Lindsay Lohan Paid A Visit to Britney Spears at the House of Blues on The Sunset Strip  —  Britney leaves House of Blues on Sunset  —  Well....it's obviously clear.....no matter what, Britney Spears will always and forever be able to fill up a House of Blues venue.

Jay-Z in a Plane Crash— NOT TRUE  —  UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Jay-Z WAS NOT aboard the plane.  The three aboard the plane were "white men."  —  Rumors have been swirling this morning that rapresario Jay-Z (aka Shawn Carter) was in a plane crash this morning.

PARTY PRIORITY  —  KIRSTEN Dunst celebrated her birthday at West Village nook Beatrice Inn Monday night after bailing on her "Spider-Man 3" screening in Astoria.  "She told everyone she was sick and left right after the red carpet," said a Page Six spy, "but really she went to her birthday party."

Kelly Clarkson's Album Might Suck Hardcore  —  Rumors are that Kelly Clarkson's album has been completed dumped after the label hated it.  Sony head honcho, Clive Davis, told her ass of when he heard it.  —  An inside source said, "It was an extraordinary presentation.

Brandy Faces a Third Wrongful Death Lawsuit  —  A third wrongful death lawsuit has been filed against R&B singer Brandy stemming from a fatal car accident in Los Angeles last year.  —  Marouane Hdidou, 32, whose wife Awatef Aboudihaj died in the Dec. 30 crash, sought unspecified damages …

Haylie Duff and Kim Kardashian Fight on MySpace  —  Like, oh my gawd, another MySpace war ... this time Haylie Duff vs. good for nothing trust fund slut, Kim Kardashian.  —  From Haylie Duff's MySpace blog: … And here are the screencaps of the messages which led to Haylie publishing …

Liv Tyler is Hulk's Betty Ross!  —  Marvel Studios announced today that Hollywood starlet Liv Tyler will join the cast of the highly-anticipated, new big screen adaptation of The Incredible Hulk.  Tyler has signed on to play Betty Ross, the longtime love interest of Dr. Bruce Banner aka The Hulk.

Prosecutors: Send Paris to Jail  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Has Paris Hilton driven herself right to jail?  —  Los Angeles city prosecutors are formally requesting that the hotel heiress be put in the clink for 45 days for alleged probation violations.  —  A hearing is scheduled for Friday afternoon.

Michelle Rodriguez Wasn't Ready To Talk About It  —  Hard bitch and philosopher Michelle Rodriguez is refuting "Curve" magazine outing her ass.  She posted a long missive on her website that I think says she's not gay.  It's sorta rambling.  Brace yourself. … She keeps going.  Keep reading.

Spice Girls tempted by £5m deal  —  The Spice Girls look dead-set for a pop revival after the fivesome were offered £5million to reunite for a one-off Christmas gig.  —  Reports say Mel B's visit for David Beckham's birthday party on Wednesday night was tied into a business visit to discuss the idea with the other girls.

Hasselhoff Family Crisis Caught on Tape  —  See our exclusive video of an intoxicated David Hasselhoff, taken by his 16-year-old daughter.  —  In what appears to be a cry for help, ET has obtained exclusive video of DAVID HASSELHOFF in Las Vegas — where he is currently starring in The Producers …

The Messiah Stands!!!!!!  —  OMG!!!!!  BREAKING NEWS!!!!  STOP YOUR POOPING!!!!  Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is standing up!!!!  She is just on step closer to saving the World!  —  Anyway, here's Bradley and Shiloh spending some quality time in Prague.  I read some newspaper that proclaimed …

A very strange divorce: Bruce Willis holidays with ex-wife and her lover  —  It is said that two's company, three's a crowd.  That could be particularly true when you're sharing one end of a small boat.But for Bruce Willis, his ex-wife Demi Moore and her young husband Ashton Kutcher, it proved no problem at all.

Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola.  —  Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola.  —  Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola... Singer MARIAH CAREY regrets marrying Sony Music boss TOMMY MOTTOLA and wouldn't do it again, even though he helped make her a star.

'JOHANSSON SHOULD DO PLAYBOY'  —  Playboy veteran PAMELA ANDERSON wants to see movie beauty SCARLETT JOHANSSON disrobe for the men's magazine.  Anderson, who has posed for Playboy a record 12 times, believes the Lost In Translation star would be ideal for Hugh Hefner's raunchy publication.

Kate Walsh's New Beau Revealed  —  Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh has been coy about the new man in her life, recently telling PEOPLE he's "a great guy, but I'm not giving you a name."  —  But now, PEOPLE reports in this week's issue, the mystery has been solved.

Angelina Jolie: 'Pitt Completed Me'.  —  Angelina Jolie: 'Pitt Completed Me'.  —  Finding love with BRAD PITT completed ANGELINA JOLIE's life, the actress claims.  —  Jolie insists she was happy as a single mother - but has only really appreciated the joys of family life since she has had the actor to share them with.

Felicity Huffman Calls Lindsay Lohan 'Brilliant'  —  Felicity Huffman thinks her costar Lindsay Lohan's performance in Georgia Rule is so strong that the public will forget that the young star got chewed out for acting up during production.  —  "Once people see the movie," …

Pregnant Naomi Watts Feeling 'Energetic and Strong'  —  Naomi Watts, who is expecting her first child with boyfriend Liev Schreiber, says she's loving pregnancy.  —  "[I'm] just being relaxed and moving at a much slower pace and enjoying it," the actress, 38, told PEOPLE Thursday …