Paris 45 Days in the Clink?  —  Paris Hilton is in big trouble, if the Los Angeles City Attorney has his way.  TMZ has obtained documents filed with the court, in which prosecutors say they want Hilton to spend 45 days in jail.  —  Paris must appear tomorrow on a probation violation, for allegedly driving on a suspended license.

The Hoff is Drunk  —  Looks like the Alec Baldwin tape has started a trend!  A video of The Hoff looking and acting mighty drunk has been leaked to "The Insider."  The video was shot by his 17-year-old daughter 3 months ago. … The Hoff also issued this statement: "I am a recovering alcoholic.

Mystery white marks on Moss' jeans... has she been powdering her nose again?  —  It was only supposed to be a short car ride home, but Kate Moss seems to have gone on a mystery tour.  —  Having left London restaurant China Tang at 9.30pm, she didn't arrive home until midnight …

RATS!  LINDSAY ON VIDEO  —  LINDSAY Lohan just can't seem to stop partying - and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera.  We can't divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won't sit well with her younger fans.

'Gilmore Girls' canceled  —  CW, WBTV wrap production on show  —  Say goodbye to "Gilmore Girls."  —  After weeks of talks aimed at bringing the show back for a limited run next season, the CW and Warner Bros.  TV have decided to wrap production on the quirky dramedy that focused on fast-talking femmes.

Celebrities That Resemble Dogs  —  It turns out that John Travolta 's just the tip of the iceberg, Snarkywood has a great collection of Celebrity & Dog Look-alikes!  —  More celebs that look like animals...  Lindsay Lohan's One Crazy Cat  —  Britney Spears is an Octopus  —  Kevin Federline's a Weasel

Kate Bosworth Nipples Will Do... If You're An Infant  —  Normally I'd say this is one lucky baby but considering there's nothing to see down Kate Bosworth's shirt except nipples and a breast plate, he kind of missed out.  But then again it is a baby and babies do spend most of each …

Busta Rhymes Busted for DUI  —  Busta Rhymes was arrested on a drunk driving charge early this morning in New York, after cops stopped him for driving an SUV with "excessively tinted windows."  —  According to the NYPD, the rapper, driving a 2006 GMC Yukon Denali, was pulled over on the far West side …

Jada Pinkett Smith: Katie Holmes Runs the Show  —  As rumors fly about the state of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's six-month-old marriage, friends of the pair are stepping forward to defend them.  Here, Jada Pinkett Smith, who, with husband Will Smith, is a longtime friend of the couple …

Britney's Comeback Rolls on with Second Show  —  Before a raucous crowd that chanted her name, Britney Spears continued her comeback mini-tour Wednesday night, performing the identical lip-synced routine of older hits from her show the night before.  —  "Thank you so much!"

Spice Girls celebrate David Beckham's birthday  —  It was almost a Spice Girls reunion for David Beckham's 32nd birthday at London restaurant Cipriani last night.  New moms Melanie B (Scary Spice) and Gerri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) were there along with a pregnant Emma Bunton (Baby Spice.)

It's Tylenol!  —  The National Enquirer got a hold of a picture they claim if Andy Dick allegedly "snorting coke" at Snitch in NYC on April 24th.  The person who took the picture said, "Andy dick was a complete mess.  He was so out of it that most of the cocaine ended up around his nose rather than in his nose."

Justin Timberlake To Write Country Music  —  Don't expect any pop chart toppers from Justin Timberlake any time soon.  He has set his eyes on country music instead.  Justin wants to get back to his Tennessee roots and insists that he really doesn't need anymore time in the spotlight.

Comedian feels 'hurt' by Latin flubber Leno  —  Jay Leno has some 'splaining to do - as the great Desi Arnaz might have said - after mixing up two of America's top Latino comics.  —  You may remember that, in January, funnyman George Lopez told a Florida radio station that the "Tonight" host is "the biggest two-faced dude in TV."

I am - Lohan Partying at Some Event in her Bra of the Day  —  Thanks to facebook groups, I realized that the event everyone was freaking out about Lohan being in her bra and cocaine being found in the VIP room at the Twin Palms Estate last weekend was organized by a club I can't get into because I don't wash …

Jodie Marsh is a sexy nurse  —  I admit that getting a large breasted, human barbie doll like Jodie Marsh to dress up in a sexy nurse costume is not: A) all that original an idea and B) not all that difficult I'm sure.  I mean for her to leave the house in anything less that a dominatrix outfit …