Paris Ordered to Serve 45 Days in Jail  —  A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in L.A. County jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case.  Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release …

Verizon Ends Partnership With Hip-Hop Star Akon Following Simulated Rape  —  Verizon has ended its partnership with hip-hop star Akon after he simulated the rape of a 15-year-old girl on stage at a show in Trinidad, FOX News has confirmed.  —  The girl thought she had won a dance contest …

Gisele Bundchen does Louis Vuitton Campaign, Has a Job  —  Even though Gisele Bundchen was allegedly let go by Victoria Secret after she demanded an astronomical amount of money for walking around in her underwear, I found these Gisele Bundchen pictures in a Louis Vuitton ad campaign.

Natalie Portman nips out for dinner  —  Nipple alert!!  Nipple Alert!!  Diners got to see a side of gorgeous Natalie Portman that even her leading men don't get to see.  Natalie was a guest at the annual Cultural Center dinner in New York when she decided to give everyone a flash of her boobs.

Jessica Biel is Too Sexy to Be Taken Seriously  —  Cry your eyes out for Jessica Biel, because that girl has a tough life.  You might think being rich, famous, and super beautiful would pretty much cancel out any of the other crap that life throws at you, but according to Jessica it doesn't.

At film fest: De Niro's lashed picture show  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  The sixth annual Tribeca Film Festival closes on Sunday and, as usual, some the event's best moments came not during the screenings, but the panels.  —  Rarely have former spooks shot from the hip …

Fergie and the Science of Fug  —  According to In Touch Weekly, Fergie was seen wearing eight outfits in one day at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards!  We count about 2 hits and 6 misses.  Watcha gonna do with all that fug?...  Fergie and Brooke Hogan Juxta-pose  —  Fergie's Foggy About Her Plastic Surgery

Jay-Z in a Plane Crash— NOT TRUE  —  UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Jay-Z WAS NOT aboard the plane.  The three aboard the plane were "white men."  —  Rumors have been swirling this morning that rapresario Jay-Z (aka Shawn Carter) was in a plane crash this morning.

Leticia Cline  —  From TNA wrestling here's Leticia Cline.  I really have to start watching this show!  Too bad she's supposedly just an interviewer on the program, which means you probably won't see her getting down and dirty in the ring much.  It's only a matter of time before she gets recruited I'm guessing.

Anne Hathaway's Guy Sued for $55 Mil by Billionaire  —  Raffish real-estate developer (and ultimate Zach Braff look-alike) Raffaelo Follieri is being sued by supermarket billionaire and friend-of-everyone Ron Burkle, for allegedly taking $55 million of Burkle's company's money and lavishing it on …

Tyra Banks Discusses Stacy Keibler's Super Legs  —  I'm starting to dig Tyra Banks.  Serious.  What other talk show host would do a whole show on women's legs?  And who better to interview than the proud owner of the nicest legs in the world, Stacy Keibler.

I am - Lohan Goes to See Britney's Concert of the Day  —  I decided that I respect the socially awkward losers who make up the internet, because without them the internet wouldn't exist.  I know people who are actually good looking and successful are too busy being good looking and successful …

Heidi Montag Shows the New Girls Off to the Paparazzi  —  In what had to be one of the most blatant displays of "I want more than just 15 minutes of fame,' "The Hills" star Heidi Montag (along with her slightly icky co-star and boyfriend Spencer Pratt), hit the beach to proudly show off her new implants.