PARIS HAS A JAIL WAIL  —  MA BIDS TO DRY HER TEARS  —  By JENNIFER FERMINO in N.Y & DAVID K. LI in L.A.  —  Looks as if she already has the jailhouse blues.  —  Paris Hilton broke down in tears during a posh lunch with her mom at a Beverly Hills eatery, one day after being sentenced to prison.

Brittany Murphy Secretly Weds  —  Actress Brittany Murphy recently married screenwriter Simon Monjack, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  The 29-year-old Clueless star, who called off an an engagement to another man just over eight months ago, was spotted partying with Monjack at the Playboy event …

Shambles: Pete Doherty arrested for drugs yet again  —  Troubled singer Pete Doherty is showing no signs of curbing his drug-fuelled lifestyle, prompting speculation it might take its toll on his relationship with supermodel Kate Moss.  —  The 28-year-old Babyshambles star was arrested …

THONGS R HER  —  GISELE Bundchen is counting down the seconds until her contract with Victoria's Secret runs out so she can cash in on her new deal with H&M. Page Six sources tell us the bronzed beauty - who is always on the arm of boyfriend Tom Brady - is "negotiating a lingerie line" with the label.

Tom Cruise Buys $35 Million Beverly Hills Mansion  —  In a move that further dispels rumors of marital strife, Tom Cruise has plunked down $35 million for a Beverly Hills home for himself, Katie Holmes and baby Suri, the Los Angeles Times reports.  —  The star, 44, had been renting a home …

Spidey shatters records with $148M  —  LOS ANGELES - Spider-Man caught just about everyone in his web.  The superhero's latest adventure, "Spider-Man 3," smashed box-office records with $148 million in its first three days, according to studio estimates Sunday.

Huffman admits she was drunk on new film  —  Plus: PETA takes on the Princeton Tigers  —  Felicity Huffman is addressing those rumors that she was drunk on the set of "Georgia Rule": She was.  Some.  —  "Okay, it's a little true.  I was drunk a little bit of it, but not a lot," the …

Gwyneth moves to UK to educate her children  —  She has criticised our weather and our men but, despite her reservations about Britain, American actress Gwyneth Paltrow has sold her home in New York to spend more time here.  —  After recently purchasing the house immediately next door …

GERI: I'VE FALLEN FOR BIG DAVE  —  GERI HALLIWELL has admitted her new fella DAVID WALLIAMS is spicing up her love life in a BIG way.  —  Geri told pals she fell for David because he's Halli-well hung.  —  In a heart-to-heart over dinner with her former bandmates MEL B and EMMA BUNTON (Scary and Baby Spice) the singer told all.

ELLEN BARKS  —  SIX months after her very public divorce from Revlon mogul Ronald Perelman, actress Ellen Barkin (left, in Parade magazine) is opening up about her six-year marriage, which hit rock bottom when the billionaire's security men escorted her out of his townhouse and onto East 63rd Street.

Larry Birkhead: Dad & Designer to Dannielynn  —  Proving to be one of the most sought-after celebrities at this weekend's Kentucky Derby, Larry Birkhead beamed when talking about his nearly 8-month-old daughter, Dannielynn.  —  "The nursery is all pink," Birkhead, 34, told PEOPLE of the baby's room.

Lindsay Lohan is Caught on Tape Snorting Cocaine … Video stills of Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom stall at Teddy's in the Roosevelt Hotel show the actress in the middle of a cocaine binge just 20 days after her release from rehab. friend told Britain's News of The World that not only is Lindsay addicted …

Dylan McKay No More  —  Every bit of Dylan McKay hotness that was in Luke Perry is gone.  Luke was hands down the hottest ho on 90210 and now he looks like he's Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's twin brother!  Ouch, this hurts.  —  Here's Luke and his botox-needing forehead at Jay-Z's after fight party …