Brittany Murphy Secretly Weds  —  Actress Brittany Murphy recently married screenwriter Simon Monjack, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  The 29-year-old Clueless star, who called off an an engagement to another man just over eight months ago, was spotted partying with Monjack at the Playboy event …

PARIS HAS A JAIL WAIL  —  MA BIDS TO DRY HER TEARS  —  By JENNIFER FERMINO in N.Y & DAVID K. LI in L.A.  —  Looks as if she already has the jailhouse blues.  —  Paris Hilton broke down in tears during a posh lunch with her mom at a Beverly Hills eatery, one day after being sentenced to prison.

THONGS R HER  —  GISELE Bundchen is counting down the seconds until her contract with Victoria's Secret runs out so she can cash in on her new deal with H&M. Page Six sources tell us the bronzed beauty - who is always on the arm of boyfriend Tom Brady - is "negotiating a lingerie line" with the label.

Shambles: Pete Doherty arrested for drugs yet again  —  Troubled singer Pete Doherty is showing no signs of curbing his drug-fuelled lifestyle, prompting speculation it might take its toll on his relationship with supermodel Kate Moss.  —  The 28-year-old Babyshambles star was arrested …

Tom Cruise Buys $35 Million Beverly Hills Mansion  —  In a move that further dispels rumors of marital strife, Tom Cruise has plunked down $35 million for a Beverly Hills home for himself, Katie Holmes and baby Suri, the Los Angeles Times reports.  —  The star, 44, had been renting a home …

"Spiderman 3" Busts Records  —  All that endless promotion, and we're talking ENDLESS PROMOTION, (I thought Kirsten and Toby were going to personally bring me bagels or something to get me to see it) paid off.  "Spiderman 3" broke all sorts of records in its opening weekend.  I still haven't seen it.

Elliot Mintz No Longer on Paris Patrol  —  Just two days after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail for violating her probation, Paris Hilton's longtime publicist Elliot Mintz has announced he is no longer representing the heiress.  In court Friday, Paris claimed that it was Elliot …

Huffman admits she was drunk on new film  —  Plus: PETA takes on the Princeton Tigers  —  Felicity Huffman is addressing those rumors that she was drunk on the set of "Georgia Rule": She was.  Some.  —  "Okay, it's a little true.  I was drunk a little bit of it, but not a lot," the …

Gwyneth moves to UK to educate her children  —  She has criticised our weather and our men but, despite her reservations about Britain, American actress Gwyneth Paltrow has sold her home in New York to spend more time here.  —  After recently purchasing the house immediately next door …

ELLEN BARKS  —  SIX months after her very public divorce from Revlon mogul Ronald Perelman, actress Ellen Barkin (left, in Parade magazine) is opening up about her six-year marriage, which hit rock bottom when the billionaire's security men escorted her out of his townhouse and onto East 63rd Street.

GERI: I'VE FALLEN FOR BIG DAVE  —  GERI HALLIWELL has admitted her new fella DAVID WALLIAMS is spicing up her love life in a BIG way.  —  Geri told pals she fell for David because he's Halli-well hung.  —  In a heart-to-heart over dinner with her former bandmates MEL B and EMMA BUNTON (Scary and Baby Spice) the singer told all.

I am - Brooke Hogan Dancing Around in her Underwear of the Day  —  I know that a girl in her underwear is enough to make you happy.  I know that you're one of those guys at the strip club who sits by the stage clapping and urging the bitches on.  It's people like you that f**k it up for the rest of us …

Larry Birkhead: Dad & Designer to Dannielynn  —  Proving to be one of the most sought-after celebrities at this weekend's Kentucky Derby, Larry Birkhead beamed when talking about his nearly 8-month-old daughter, Dannielynn.  —  "The nursery is all pink," Birkhead, 34, told PEOPLE of the baby's room.

WRITING HER IN MOP-DUTY  —  HOW NAOMI SCOURED HER SOUL & FOUND 'SOLACE IN SWEEPING'  —  Claw-baring catwalker Naomi Campbell says she picked up more than trash while working off a community-service sentence at a city Sanitation Department facility - she also landed a much-needed lesson in humility.

BATTLE OF THE FASHION VERAS  —  VERA Wang is about to launch a fashion line to be called Simply Vera - and the company founded by the other Vera, famous for the silk scarves Marilyn Monroe once wore, isn't happy.  "Vera Neumann began designing textiles in 1946, and the 'Vera' trademark was first used in 1947.