Governator Has Plans for Paris??!!!  —  A petition is circulating that begs California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton.  —  TMZ placed several calls this morning to the Guv's office.  The first person we spoke with said there were "rumblings" about the petition in the office, but he wouldn't be more specific.

Skeletal Cate shocks at New York fashion gala  —  Actress Cate Blanchett cut a startling figure on the red carpet at the Costume Institute Gala in New York, sparking fears for her health.  —  Looking pale and incredibly gaunt in a metallic fringed gown, the Oscar-nominated star's collarbone appeared …

And the Jessica Secret We've Been Dying to Hear is...  Jessica Simpson opens up about hair, her weight and the perils of dairy.  —  In an interview with Extra, Simpson, who recently dyed her blond hair brown, reveals that she is naturally brunette.  "People don't know that about me," …

Sizemore Busted for Crystal Meth — AGAIN!  —  "Black Hawk Down" star Tom Sizemore is back behind bars today after cops say the actor had been using crystal meth outside of a hotel in Bakersfield, Calif.  —  Sizemore, who is currently on probation for another drug rap in 2004 …

SAY CHEESE!  —  IF all went well last night, this morning, MTV star Nick Cannon and his girlfriend of only three months, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks, are engaged.  Cannon was set to propose to Ebanks in Times Square after the couple attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art costume gala.

Confessions of a scrubber  —  NAOMI Campbell bared her soul in a diary she kept during her community service — and revealed she ENJOYED cleaning up.  —  The supermodel, forced to scrub a New York Sanitation Department garage after hitting a maid with a mobile, wrote: "I find solace in sweeping."

George Michael Pleads Guilty to Driving on Drugs  —  George Michael has just pleaded guilty to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs, admitting he was just a little too funky on prescription meds to handle a car when he was arrested last October.  —  The singer told the court in North London …

CELEBS HORSE AROUND AT DERBY  —  THE biggest celebrity shock at this year's Kentucky Derby was the surprise marriage of actress Brittany Murphy to her boyfriend of just a few months, screenwriter Simon Monjack.  —  The newlyweds showed up in Louisville after a quick trip to Las Vegas …

A Royal Date for Jay Blount  —  An old familiar face resurfaced at the White House state dinner for Queen Elizabeth II last night: Jay Blount, college sweetheart of Barbara Bush.  —  It was the first time in more than two years the dark-haired twin, 25, had stepped out in an official setting …

Don't compare Chloe Sevigny to Paris Hilton  —  Plus: Russell Simmons is a supporter of Dennis Kucinich  —  Chloe Sevigny says she's nothing like Paris Hilton — and bristles at a comparison.  —  A journalist recently tried to compliment the "Big Love" star — telling Sevigny she is sexier than the heading-to-jail heiress.

What's Wrong with Britney Spears' Breast?  —  I'm confused.  There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears' breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is.  If you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but what bulge that is, I don't know.

Star Jones Gives Lap Dances  —  If getting mauled by a bear has always been your greatest fear, then you obviously haven't considered the horror that is having Star Jones rub her hoo-ha all over you in public.  The New York Observer caught the newly-svelte View star grinding on gay husband Al Reynolds …

Annie Lennox's girl hit by the Internet gatecrash yobs  —  Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox might well be feeling, as in the words of her hit song, just like she's walking on broken glass today.  —  The popstar, 52, has been hit with a hefty repair bill after her 16-year-old daughter became …

Prince announces London tour, studying Bible  —  LONDON (Reuters) - Rock star Prince will play 21 concerts in London this autumn and plans to take time off music to study the Bible, he announced on Tuesday.  —  The innovative funk artist, who created such groundbreaking works as 1984's …

Review: `Georgia' a melodramatic mess  —  With "Georgia Rule," Lindsay Lohan has made her "Gigli."  —  That's partly because it's as epically awful as that notorious 2003 bomb starring the artist formerly known as Bennifer.  Primarily, though, it's because Lohan's well-documented off-camera antics …