Paris Does Not Lack Appeal  —  Paris Hilton's lawyer has made it official — Paris has filed a notice with the court, vowing to appeal her 45-day jail sentence.  —  The notice is a formality that lawyers are required to file before lodging the appeal.  It does not give the grounds for the appeal …

Skeletal Cate shocks at New York fashion gala  —  Actress Cate Blanchett cut a startling figure on the red carpet at the Costume Institute Gala in New York, sparking fears for her health.  —  Looking pale and incredibly gaunt in a metallic fringed gown, the Oscar-nominated star's collarbone appeared …

David Hasselhoff Temporarily Loses Visitation Rights  —  A family court judge on Monday temporarily blocked David Hasselhoff from seeing his two daughters after one of the girls videotaped the actor while he was drunk.  —  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Mark Juhas granted an emergency order filed …

Suddenly Sober, Paris Reunites With PR Guy  —  In light of recent events, Paris Hilton, the world's most famous DUI offender, is the last person we expected to see at a party promoting sobriety.  —  Then again, as we learned in court last week, Hilton may not have had time to read the invite.

SAY CHEESE!  —  IF all went well last night, this morning, MTV star Nick Cannon and his girlfriend of only three months, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks, are engaged.  Cannon was set to propose to Ebanks in Times Square after the couple attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art costume gala.

Confessions of a scrubber  —  NAOMI Campbell bared her soul in a diary she kept during her community service — and revealed she ENJOYED cleaning up.  —  The supermodel, forced to scrub a New York Sanitation Department garage after hitting a maid with a mobile, wrote: "I find solace in sweeping."

Paris Hilton Fan Starts Lame Online Petition  —  Paris Hilton is trying to round up her two fans to sign an online petition asking Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.  —  I am doubting that the Governator would like the negative publicity that would go along with pardoning the bitch …

Don't compare Chloe Sevigny to Paris Hilton  —  Plus: Russell Simmons is a supporter of Dennis Kucinich  —  Chloe Sevigny says she's nothing like Paris Hilton — and bristles at a comparison.  —  A journalist recently tried to compliment the "Big Love" star — telling Sevigny she is sexier than the heading-to-jail heiress.

Reports Name Amy Winehouse As Next 'Bond' Girl  —  British singer Amy Winehouse will reportedly get up close and personal with hunky actor Daniel Craig in the next installment of the James Bond movie series.  Bond producer Barbara Broccoli has offered Winehouse a part in the Casino Royale sequel …

Annie Lennox's girl hit by the Internet gatecrash yobs  —  Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox might well be feeling, as in the words of her hit song, just like she's walking on broken glass today.  —  The popstar, 52, has been hit with a hefty repair bill after her 16-year-old daughter became …

Tom & Gisele are Maintaining The 1:1 Purse Ratio  —  Tom Brady may have ditched his Yankees cap (in favor of a knit hat, which looks like it could be a little warm), but he's still rocking his Murse from earlier in the week.  Okay, fine, this time he's sort of in gym gear so that could be a gym bag …

Birds of a Feather  —  The Olsens are so hot and I can't stand it.  Last night at the Costume Gala was no exception.  Yes, Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a wet bird dipped in tar, but it works for me.  I can picture her in 50 years wearing this dress and ordering her sister around …

CELEBS HORSE AROUND AT DERBY  —  THE biggest celebrity shock at this year's Kentucky Derby was the surprise marriage of actress Brittany Murphy to her boyfriend of just a few months, screenwriter Simon Monjack.  —  The newlyweds showed up in Louisville after a quick trip to Las Vegas …

REPORT: LOHAN HAD POST-REHAB COCAINE BINGE  —  At Body English (Hard Rock Hotel) on Sunday: British superstar Robbie Williams, record producer Swizz Beatz on the mic, NFL star Javon Walker, poker players Antonio Esfandiari and Phil "Unabomber" Laak, actress Jennifer Tilly, Mena Suvari …

George Michael pleads guilty to drug-driving charge  —  Pop star George Michael has arrived in court to appear on a drug-driving charge.  —  The 43-year-old singer had been ordered by District Judge Katherine Marshall to attend the first day of the trial at Brent Magistrates' Court in north-west London.

Arkansas Mom Prepares for Birth of 17th Child  —  LITTLE ROCK — The Duggars are once again pulling out the pink ruffles and lace as they prepare for the birth of baby number 17.  —  Michelle Duggar said Monday in a telephone interview from her northwest Arkansas home that the whole family …

Pennington Speaks After DUI Bust  —  TMZ broke the story that Ty Pennington was arrested Saturday night for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol.  Pennington has just issued the following statement: … RELATED  —  LINKS  — Ty Pennington Arrested for DUI

What's Wrong with Britney Spears' Breast?  —  I'm confused.  There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears' breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is.  If you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but what bulge that is, I don't know.

Movie star Keira is talking dirty  —  IF you have the chance to get close to KEIRA KNIGHTLEY avoid standing down wind.  —  The Pirates Of The Caribbean star has admitted: "I don't shower enough.  My natural smell is rather musky."  —  Then, perhaps remembering that she promotes posh scent for Chanel …