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4:20 PM ET, May 8, 2007

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Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Paris Hilton Asks for Schwarzenegger Pardon  —  Paris Hilton is now part of a grass-roots campaign to keep her out of jail.  —  In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"
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Marianne Garvey / New York Post:
FANS BEG ARNIE TO LET PARIS GO  —  A panicked Paris Hilton yesterday urged her fans to join her in a desperate plea to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.  —  "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn [sic] it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!" …
TMZ.com:
Paris WILL Do the Time  —  Paris Hilton could break out of her 45-day jail sentence six days ahead of schedule — but only if she's on her best behavior.  In other words, she MUST serve 39 days minimum, and there's no way out earlier.  —  TMZ has learned that Hilton is eligible for a …
Us Weekly:
Suddenly Sober, Paris Reunites With PR Guy  —  In light of recent events, Paris Hilton, the world's most famous DUI offender, is the last person we expected to see at a party promoting sobriety.  —  Then again, as we learned in court last week, Hilton may not have had time to read the invite.
TMZ.com:
Governator Has Plans for Paris??!!!  —  A petition is circulating that begs California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton.  —  TMZ placed several calls this morning to the Guv's office.  The first person we spoke with said there were "rumblings" about the petition in the office, but he wouldn't be more specific.
A Socialite's Life:   Paris Seriously Is Going to Jail
Daily Mail:
Skeletal Cate shocks at New York fashion gala  —  Actress Cate Blanchett cut a startling figure on the red carpet at the Costume Institute Gala in New York, sparking fears for her health.  —  Looking pale and incredibly gaunt in a metallic fringed gown, the Oscar-nominated star's collarbone appeared …
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Gabsmash:   Party Pix!  —  Celebs at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC
TMZ.com:
George Michael Pleads Guilty to Driving on Drugs  —  George Michael has just pleaded guilty to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs, admitting he was just a little too funky on prescription meds to handle a car when he was arrested last October.  —  The singer told the court in North London …
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Lucy Waterlow / The Sun:
George Michael pleads guilty  —  POPSTAR George Michael has pleaded guilty to driving while unfit through drugs.  —  The 43-year-old appeared at Brent Magistrates' Court today and admitted the offence.  —  A further charge of being in charge of a vehicle while unfit through drugs was dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service.
Daily Mail:
George Michael pleads guilty to drug-driving charge
Discussion: Daily. Gay. News.
New York Post:
SAY CHEESE!  —  IF all went well last night, this morning, MTV star Nick Cannon and his girlfriend of only three months, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks, are engaged.  Cannon was set to propose to Ebanks in Times Square after the couple attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art costume gala.
Discussion: MTV, Str8 Outta NYC, Stereohyped and Bossip
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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Nick Cannon and Model Selita Ebanks Engaged
Discussion: poponthepop.com
Tiffany McGee / People.com:   Nick Cannon & Selita Ebanks Engaged
New York Post:
CELEBS HORSE AROUND AT DERBY  —  THE biggest celebrity shock at this year's Kentucky Derby was the surprise marriage of actress Brittany Murphy to her boyfriend of just a few months, screenwriter Simon Monjack.  —  The newlyweds showed up in Louisville after a quick trip to Las Vegas …
Washington Post:
A Royal Date for Jay Blount  —  An old familiar face resurfaced at the White House state dinner for Queen Elizabeth II last night: Jay Blount, college sweetheart of Barbara Bush.  —  It was the first time in more than two years the dark-haired twin, 25, had stepped out in an official setting …
Discussion: People.com and Gone Hollywood
Christy Lemire / Associated Press:
Review: `Georgia' a melodramatic mess  —  With "Georgia Rule," Lindsay Lohan has made her "Gigli."  —  That's partly because it's as epically awful as that notorious 2003 bomb starring the artist formerly known as Bennifer.  Primarily, though, it's because Lohan's well-documented off-camera antics …
Discussion: PerezHilton.com
Phil / Egotastic!:
What's Wrong with Britney Spears' Breast?  —  I'm confused.  There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears' breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is.  If you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but what bulge that is, I don't know.
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip
Emily Smith / The Sun:
Confessions of a scrubber  —  NAOMI Campbell bared her soul in a diary she kept during her community service — and revealed she ENJOYED cleaning up.  —  The supermodel, forced to scrub a New York Sanitation Department garage after hitting a maid with a mobile, wrote: "I find solace in sweeping."
Discussion: A Socialite's Life and Hollyscoop
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Fashion death cause doesn't fit  —  Fashion lost an eccentric icon yesterday with the death of Isabella Blow, a British stylist, editor and former assistant of Vogue's Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley.  —  But friends familiar with her suicidal tendencies - especially in recent weeks …
Discussion: Felt Up
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Don't compare Chloe Sevigny to Paris Hilton  —  Plus: Russell Simmons is a supporter of Dennis Kucinich  —  Chloe Sevigny says she's nothing like Paris Hilton — and bristles at a comparison.  —  A journalist recently tried to compliment the "Big Love" star — telling Sevigny she is sexier than the heading-to-jail heiress.
Richard Simpson / Daily Mail:
Annie Lennox's girl hit by the Internet gatecrash yobs  —  Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox might well be feeling, as in the words of her hit song, just like she's walking on broken glass today.  —  The popstar, 52, has been hit with a hefty repair bill after her 16-year-old daughter became …
Abby / Yeeeah!:
Star Jones Gives Lap Dances  —  If getting mauled by a bear has always been your greatest fear, then you obviously haven't considered the horror that is having Star Jones rub her hoo-ha all over you in public.  The New York Observer caught the newly-svelte View star grinding on gay husband Al Reynolds …
Discussion: CelebNewsWire
 
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