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12:40 PM ET, May 8, 2007

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Us Weekly:
Suddenly Sober, Paris Reunites With PR Guy  —  In light of recent events, Paris Hilton, the world's most famous DUI offender, is the last person we expected to see at a party promoting sobriety.  —  Then again, as we learned in court last week, Hilton may not have had time to read the invite.
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Marianne Garvey / New York Post:
FANS BEG ARNIE TO LET PARIS GO  —  A panicked Paris Hilton yesterday urged her fans to join her in a desperate plea to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.  —  "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn [sic] it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!" …
Spicy / CELEBRITY SMACK!:
Paris Hilton Fan Starts Lame Online Petition  —  Paris Hilton is trying to round up her two fans to sign an online petition asking Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.  —  I am doubting that the Governator would like the negative publicity that would go along with pardoning the bitch …
TMZ.com:
Paris WILL Do the Time  —  Paris Hilton could break out of her 45-day jail sentence six days ahead of schedule — but only if she's on her best behavior.  In other words, she MUST serve 39 days minimum, and there's no way out earlier.  —  TMZ has learned that Hilton is eligible for a …
Discussion: Bumpshack.com
Daily Mail:
Skeletal Cate shocks at New York fashion gala  —  Actress Cate Blanchett cut a startling figure on the red carpet at the Costume Institute Gala in New York, sparking fears for her health.  —  Looking pale and incredibly gaunt in a metallic fringed gown, the Oscar-nominated star's collarbone appeared …
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Party Pix!  —  Celebs at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC
Lucy Waterlow / The Sun:
George Michael pleads guilty  —  POPSTAR George Michael has pleaded guilty to driving while unfit through drugs.  —  The 43-year-old appeared at Brent Magistrates' Court today and admitted the offence.  —  A further charge of being in charge of a vehicle while unfit through drugs was dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service.
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Daily Mail:
George Michael pleads guilty to drug-driving charge  —  Pop star George Michael has arrived in court to appear on a drug-driving charge.  —  The 43-year-old singer had been ordered by District Judge Katherine Marshall to attend the first day of the trial at Brent Magistrates' Court in north-west London.
Discussion: Daily. Gay. News.
TMZ.com:
George Michael Pleads Guilty to Driving on Drugs
Discussion: celebwarship.com/wp
New York Post:
SAY CHEESE!  —  IF all went well last night, this morning, MTV star Nick Cannon and his girlfriend of only three months, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks, are engaged.  Cannon was set to propose to Ebanks in Times Square after the couple attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art costume gala.
Discussion: Str8 Outta NYC, MTV, Stereohyped and Bossip
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Tiffany McGee / People.com:
Nick Cannon & Selita Ebanks Engaged  —  Cannon and Ebanks in Times Square  —  Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks are engaged to be married, after the Drumline actor proposed to the Victoria's Secret model Monday with the help of a jumbotron in Times Square, his rep tells PEOPLE.
TMZ.com:
Paris Does Not Lack Appeal  —  Paris Hilton's lawyer has made it official — Paris has filed a notice with the court, vowing to appeal her 45-day jail sentence.  —  The notice is a formality that lawyers are required to file before lodging the appeal.  It does not give the grounds for the appeal …
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Flynet Pictures / FlynetOnline.com …:   Paris Hilton Gets High at Coachella !!!
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Don't compare Chloe Sevigny to Paris Hilton  —  Plus: Russell Simmons is a supporter of Dennis Kucinich  —  Chloe Sevigny says she's nothing like Paris Hilton — and bristles at a comparison.  —  A journalist recently tried to compliment the "Big Love" star — telling Sevigny she is sexier than the heading-to-jail heiress.
Emily Smith / The Sun:
Confessions of a scrubber  —  NAOMI Campbell bared her soul in a diary she kept during her community service — and revealed she ENJOYED cleaning up.  —  The supermodel, forced to scrub a New York Sanitation Department garage after hitting a maid with a mobile, wrote: "I find solace in sweeping."
Discussion: A Socialite's Life and Hollyscoop
Richard Simpson / Daily Mail:
Annie Lennox's girl hit by the Internet gatecrash yobs  —  Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox might well be feeling, as in the words of her hit song, just like she's walking on broken glass today.  —  The popstar, 52, has been hit with a hefty repair bill after her 16-year-old daughter became …
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Fashion death cause doesn't fit  —  Fashion lost an eccentric icon yesterday with the death of Isabella Blow, a British stylist, editor and former assistant of Vogue's Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley.  —  But friends familiar with her suicidal tendencies - especially in recent weeks …
Discussion: Felt Up
New York Post:
CELEBS HORSE AROUND AT DERBY  —  THE biggest celebrity shock at this year's Kentucky Derby was the surprise marriage of actress Brittany Murphy to her boyfriend of just a few months, screenwriter Simon Monjack.  —  The newlyweds showed up in Louisville after a quick trip to Las Vegas …
Discussion: Best Week Ever and Jossip
Starpulse:
Reports Name Amy Winehouse As Next 'Bond' Girl  —  British singer Amy Winehouse will reportedly get up close and personal with hunky actor Daniel Craig in the next installment of the James Bond movie series.  Bond producer Barbara Broccoli has offered Winehouse a part in the Casino Royale sequel …
Discussion: Dlisted, Bossip and stereogum
Daily Mail:
Keira and Sienna are beachy keen on each other  —  Sienna Miller and Keira Knightleyare preparing to shoot an onscreen lesbian scene, but off screen, the pair are more interested in tomfoolery.  —  Taking time out between takes of romantic drama The Best Time of Our Lives …
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Just Jared:   I See London, I See France, I See Sienna's Ugly Underpants
Molly / POPSUGAR:
Tom & Gisele are Maintaining The 1:1 Purse Ratio  —  Tom Brady may have ditched his Yankees cap (in favor of a knit hat, which looks like it could be a little warm), but he's still rocking his Murse from earlier in the week.  Okay, fine, this time he's sort of in gym gear so that could be a gym bag …
 
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