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7:20 PM ET, May 8, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Governator Has Plans for Paris??!!!  —  A petition is circulating that begs California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton.  —  TMZ placed several calls this morning to the Guv's office.  The first person we spoke with said there were "rumblings" about the petition in the office, but he wouldn't be more specific.
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Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Paris Hilton Asks for Schwarzenegger Pardon  —  Paris Hilton is now part of a grass-roots campaign to keep her out of jail.  —  In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"
TMZ.com:
Paris WILL Do the Time  —  Paris Hilton could break out of her 45-day jail sentence six days ahead of schedule — but only if she's on her best behavior.  In other words, she MUST serve 39 days minimum, and there's no way out earlier.  —  TMZ has learned that Hilton is eligible for a …
Marianne Garvey / New York Post:
FANS BEG ARNIE TO LET PARIS GO  —  A panicked Paris Hilton yesterday urged her fans to join her in a desperate plea to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.  —  "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn [sic] it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!" …
A Socialite's Life:   Paris Seriously Is Going to Jail
Reuters:
Paris Hilton rehires fired publicist
Discussion: Holy Candy and poponthepop.com
Daily Mail:
Skeletal Cate shocks at New York fashion gala  —  Actress Cate Blanchett cut a startling figure on the red carpet at the Costume Institute Gala in New York, sparking fears for her health.  —  Looking pale and incredibly gaunt in a metallic fringed gown, the Oscar-nominated star's collarbone appeared …
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Nick / Celebslam.com:
Cate Blanchett near death  —  Oh.  My.  God.  Cate Blanchett showed up to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala yesterday looking like .... uhhh ... dude, I don't even know.  A holocaust victim?  She looks barely alive.  Hell, are we sure she even is alive?
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Ashlee and Jessica Don't Get Along  —  This is probably bulls**t but squawkers are squawking that Jessica Simpson is bulls**t because John Mayer mistook a picture of her sister Ashlee for her.  Hah!  Dude, get mad at your irritating boyfriend.  It's his fault.  He shoulda kept his foolish mouth shut if he wasn't sure.
Discussion: Starpulse
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Us Weekly:
And the Jessica Secret We've Been Dying to Hear is...
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Hollywoodtuna:
Jessica Simpson's Breasts... Again!
Discussion: Buzznet Music …
TMZ.com:
Sizemore Busted for Crystal Meth — AGAIN!  —  "Black Hawk Down" star Tom Sizemore is back behind bars today after cops say the actor had been using crystal meth outside of a hotel in Bakersfield, Calif.  —  Sizemore, who is currently on probation for another drug rap in 2004 …
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Brandon Sun Online:   Actor Tom Sizemore arrested in drug case outside California hotel
Phil / Egotastic!:
Some Lindsay Lohan Side Boob from the Fashion Institute Gala  —  While the rest of the ladies who attended the Fashion Institute Gala have all be lumped into one Mega Post, Lindsay Lohan gets her own, because, well, she's Lindsay Lohan.  And also because we're getting a little bit of Side Boob action here.
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Hollywoodtuna:   Lindsay Lohan Profile Shot Of The Day
Abby / Yeeeah!:
Star Jones Gives Lap Dances  —  If getting mauled by a bear has always been your greatest fear, then you obviously haven't considered the horror that is having Star Jones rub her hoo-ha all over you in public.  The New York Observer caught the newly-svelte View star grinding on gay husband Al Reynolds …
Discussion: CelebNewsWire
SCIFI.COM:
Next Powers Will Be Evil  —  Mike Myers, creator of the Austin Powers film franchise, told SCI FI Wire that he definitely wants to make another movie and will get to it after he finishes his next project, called The Love Guru.  And it might focus on Austin's nemesis, Doctor Evil.
TMZ.com:
George Michael Pleads Guilty to Driving on Drugs  —  George Michael has just pleaded guilty to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs, admitting he was just a little too funky on prescription meds to handle a car when he was arrested last October.  —  The singer told the court in North London …
Emily Smith / The Sun:
Confessions of a scrubber  —  NAOMI Campbell bared her soul in a diary she kept during her community service — and revealed she ENJOYED cleaning up.  —  The supermodel, forced to scrub a New York Sanitation Department garage after hitting a maid with a mobile, wrote: "I find solace in sweeping."
New York Post:
CELEBS HORSE AROUND AT DERBY  —  THE biggest celebrity shock at this year's Kentucky Derby was the surprise marriage of actress Brittany Murphy to her boyfriend of just a few months, screenwriter Simon Monjack.  —  The newlyweds showed up in Louisville after a quick trip to Las Vegas …
Phil / Egotastic!:
What's Wrong with Britney Spears' Breast?  —  I'm confused.  There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears' breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is.  If you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but what bulge that is, I don't know.
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip
Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:
I am - Mel B Upskirt of the Day  —  Here are some pictures of Mel B almost showing a post pregnancy upskirt, because she did just have a baby that she claims is Eddy Murphey's about a month ago.  Reality that her post pregnancy fat thighs rubbing together and not the gateway to her empty womb, like you want.
Richard Simpson / Daily Mail:
Annie Lennox's girl hit by the Internet gatecrash yobs  —  Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox might well be feeling, as in the words of her hit song, just like she's walking on broken glass today.  —  The popstar, 52, has been hit with a hefty repair bill after her 16-year-old daughter became …
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Don't compare Chloe Sevigny to Paris Hilton  —  Plus: Russell Simmons is a supporter of Dennis Kucinich  —  Chloe Sevigny says she's nothing like Paris Hilton — and bristles at a comparison.  —  A journalist recently tried to compliment the "Big Love" star — telling Sevigny she is sexier than the heading-to-jail heiress.
popbytes:
POSH PUTS WEIGHT ON - HEAT MAGAZINE!  —  hey y'all!  here's the very latest cover of UK glossy tabloid magazine heat which features one of my favorite people victoria beckham who thankfully seems to have gained a little weight! i love the headline 'the story they never thought they'd write …
Mike Collett-White / Reuters:
Prince announces London tour, studying Bible  —  LONDON (Reuters) - Rock star Prince will play 21 concerts in London this autumn and plans to take time off music to study the Bible, he announced on Tuesday.  —  The innovative funk artist, who created such groundbreaking works as 1984's …
 
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