Governator Has Plans for Paris??!!!  —  A petition is circulating that begs California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton.  —  TMZ placed several calls this morning to the Guv's office.  The first person we spoke with said there were "rumblings" about the petition in the office, but he wouldn't be more specific.

Skeletal Cate shocks at New York fashion gala  —  Actress Cate Blanchett cut a startling figure on the red carpet at the Costume Institute Gala in New York, sparking fears for her health.  —  Looking pale and incredibly gaunt in a metallic fringed gown, the Oscar-nominated star's collarbone appeared …

Sizemore Busted for Crystal Meth — AGAIN!  —  "Black Hawk Down" star Tom Sizemore is back behind bars today after cops say the actor had been using crystal meth outside of a hotel in Bakersfield, Calif.  —  Sizemore, who is currently on probation for another drug rap in 2004 …

Some Lindsay Lohan Side Boob from the Fashion Institute Gala  —  While the rest of the ladies who attended the Fashion Institute Gala have all be lumped into one Mega Post, Lindsay Lohan gets her own, because, well, she's Lindsay Lohan.  And also because we're getting a little bit of Side Boob action here.

Star Jones Gives Lap Dances  —  If getting mauled by a bear has always been your greatest fear, then you obviously haven't considered the horror that is having Star Jones rub her hoo-ha all over you in public.  The New York Observer caught the newly-svelte View star grinding on gay husband Al Reynolds …

Next Powers Will Be Evil  —  Mike Myers, creator of the Austin Powers film franchise, told SCI FI Wire that he definitely wants to make another movie and will get to it after he finishes his next project, called The Love Guru.  And it might focus on Austin's nemesis, Doctor Evil.

And the Jessica Secret We've Been Dying to Hear is...  Jessica Simpson opens up about hair, her weight and the perils of dairy.  —  In an interview with Extra, Simpson, who recently dyed her blond hair brown, reveals that she is naturally brunette.  "People don't know that about me," …

POSH PUTS WEIGHT ON - HEAT MAGAZINE!  —  hey y'all!  here's the very latest cover of UK glossy tabloid magazine heat which features one of my favorite people victoria beckham who thankfully seems to have gained a little weight! i love the headline 'the story they never thought they'd write …

Confessions of a scrubber  —  NAOMI Campbell bared her soul in a diary she kept during her community service — and revealed she ENJOYED cleaning up.  —  The supermodel, forced to scrub a New York Sanitation Department garage after hitting a maid with a mobile, wrote: "I find solace in sweeping."

I am - Mel B Upskirt of the Day  —  Here are some pictures of Mel B almost showing a post pregnancy upskirt, because she did just have a baby that she claims is Eddy Murphey's about a month ago.  Reality that her post pregnancy fat thighs rubbing together and not the gateway to her empty womb, like you want.

George Michael Pleads Guilty to Driving on Drugs  —  George Michael has just pleaded guilty to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs, admitting he was just a little too funky on prescription meds to handle a car when he was arrested last October.  —  The singer told the court in North London …

CELEBS HORSE AROUND AT DERBY  —  THE biggest celebrity shock at this year's Kentucky Derby was the surprise marriage of actress Brittany Murphy to her boyfriend of just a few months, screenwriter Simon Monjack.  —  The newlyweds showed up in Louisville after a quick trip to Las Vegas …

Review: `Georgia' a melodramatic mess  —  With "Georgia Rule," Lindsay Lohan has made her "Gigli."  —  That's partly because it's as epically awful as that notorious 2003 bomb starring the artist formerly known as Bennifer.  Primarily, though, it's because Lohan's well-documented off-camera antics …

Don't compare Chloe Sevigny to Paris Hilton  —  Plus: Russell Simmons is a supporter of Dennis Kucinich  —  Chloe Sevigny says she's nothing like Paris Hilton — and bristles at a comparison.  —  A journalist recently tried to compliment the "Big Love" star — telling Sevigny she is sexier than the heading-to-jail heiress.

What's Wrong with Britney Spears' Breast?  —  I'm confused.  There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears' breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is.  If you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but what bulge that is, I don't know.

Kelly to Clive: Shove It!  —  "Idol" champ Kelly Clarkson has used her music muscle against her record label head, Clive Davis — and won!  —  Well-connected record company sources tell TMZ that Clive likes to exercise "creative control" over artist recordings and wasn't happy at all with Kelly's latest album, "My December."