Paris — I'm Not Above the Law  —  Paris Hilton has issued the following statement through attorney Richard Hutton:

Akon apologises for raunchy dance  —  Singer says he didn't know girl was underage  —  Akon has apologised for performing a raunchy dance onstage with a 14 year-old girl at a concert last month in Trinidad.  —  The singer came under fire when video footage of the dance appeared online …

Meth Teeth  —  Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we?  I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse.  Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble.  Anyway!  The truth hurts and it had to be said.

George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly; Cate Blanchett Looks Great  —  George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly  —  Before I tell you what George Lucas said at the all-star Time magazine dinner for the 100 most influential people, let's cut to the chase: Cate Blanchett arrived and looked gorgeous.

Tying The Knot … NOOOOOOO!  —  This rumour pops up every year.  —  Hmm.

Affair?  No, it's all in the mind, says Kylie  —  They are meant to be just good friends.  But it is clearly a friendship that is easing Kylie Minogue's heartache.  —  On holiday with married Chilean film director Alexander Dahm, 39, she beamed as they took a coastal cruise.

Tammy Faye: Doctors not treating cancer  —  CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former televangelist Tammy Faye Messner said doctors have stopped treating her cancer and that her weight has dropped to 65 pounds.  —  In a letter posted Tuesday on her Web site, Messner thanked her "faithful friends" …

Lindsay On Paris' Sentence: 'It's Terrible'  —  While doing press for her new movie "Georgia Rule," Lindsay Lohan paid a visit to David Letterman on Wednesday to talk about her new film, her controversial behavior on the set and Paris Hilton's recent legal troubles.

Brittany Murphy's Wedding Ring And Short Hair Cut  —  I don't know how I feel about Brittany Murphy's hairstyle.  But I DO know she has SOME rock on her finger.  Since her engagement is the size of a mountain, she went very plain and simple for her wedding ban.  Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge.

DESPITE EVERYTHING, I BELIEVE NAOMI CAMPBELL DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE  —  Phone flinging phenom, Naomi Campbell, is publishing in the new issue of W the diary entries she composed while forced to do a week of community service following an assault charge.

Don't Mess With Nick Lachey!  —  Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo had a run-in on Friday night at a pre-Kentucky derby party with a guy who was not so representative of Southern hospitality.  —  According to Nick (via his reps), the couple were making their way through the party at Club Felt …

Hasselhoff Nanny Holds Key To Custody Dispute?.  —  Hasselhoff Nanny Holds Key To Custody Dispute?.  —  DAVID HASSELHOFF - A former nanny could be the smoking gun in DAVID HASSELHOFF's custody battle for his kids after his attorneys persuaded her to come forward with tales about his ex-wife's drug use.

LINDSAY KILLING HERSELF WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL  —  Lindsay Lohan's drug and alcohol use is escalating out of control - and experts warn she's killing herself!  —  The troubled actress is snorting massive amounts of cocaine mixed with Ecstasy, taking downers to sleep and boozing daily, insiders say - and pals fear she has a death wish.

Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria Get Their Grind On  —  So you know how when you go to the club, and there's a couple of really hot girls, and they're dancing together, and pretending that their lesbians, and they're just trying to get attention from all the guys who don't know any better?

Southern California Crustaceans: The Heiress Crab  —  I had my hand slapped recently by Paris Hilton's attorney after I painted crabs scurrying near the vicinity of her crotch.  A warning to other artists and bloggers: you may not add crustaceans to any of your creative interpretations …

"Idol" Censorship?  P!nk Told to Change Lyrics  —  "American Idol" may be able to tell their contestants what they can and can't sing, but they can't censor P!nk!  —  P!nk's pre-taped performance of her song "Who Knew" is scheduled to air tonight on "Idol" (after being bumped from the …