Paris — I'm Not Above the Law  —  Paris Hilton has issued the following statement through attorney Richard Hutton:

RED FACES, RED CARPET  —  LINDSAY Lohan wasn't the only one uncomfortable that her mother, Dina, was working the red carpet for "Entertainment Tonight" at the "Georgia Rule" premiere Tuesday in New York.  Lindsay's co-star Jane Fonda was visibly disturbed when Dina asked her, "So, what was it like working with my daughter?"

Saving J.Lo's hide  —  Jennifer Lopez has reportedly beefed up security in response to ugly threats on her life.  —  According to a friend, an animal-rights extremist has been sending letters threatening 'to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.  Yikes!

Melanie Griffith fights a losing battle with the signs of ageing  —  She has spent thousands on cosmetic surgery - but it looks as if Hollywood actress Melanie Griffith may have grounds to ask for her money back.  —  The Working Girl star was spotted shopping in Malibu looking more wrinkled …

Backup Dancer: Britney Spears's Buzz Cut Looks Great  —  Britney Spears has been keeping her newly-short haircut under wraps in public - but one of her backup dancers says the pop star's buzz cut looks great.  —  "She looks so good she should model," dancer Crisilla Crossland tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Affair?  No, it's all in the mind, says Kylie  —  They are meant to be just good friends.  But it is clearly a friendship that is easing Kylie Minogue's heartache.  —  On holiday with married Chilean film director Alexander Dahm, 39, she beamed as they took a coastal cruise.

Akon apologises for raunchy dance  —  Singer says he didn't know girl was underage  —  Akon has apologised for performing a raunchy dance onstage with a 14 year-old girl at a concert last month in Trinidad.  —  The singer came under fire when video footage of the dance appeared online …

WHY HBO BOSS GOT THE BOOT  —  TIME Warner had to get rid of HBO boss Chris Albrecht last night for beating up his girlfriend early Sunday morning - because the media giant had already shown extraordinary leniency to him 16 years ago, insiders say.  —  Sources said Albrecht resigned …

Johnny Depp is Going to Marry Vanessa Paradis  —  After eight years and two children, Johnny Depp, 43, and Vanessa Paradis, 34, have planned to wed this summer.  Sources say the couple have thought about getting married before, but after their 7 year old daughter, Lily-Rose …

Britney Wants Dancers to Shave Theirs  —  Britney Spears may be perpetually hiding that head of clipped hair under a wig, but she must think it's a good look — she asked her dancers to go bald too!  —  One of the dancers on Brit's comeback mini-tour tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal …

LINDSAY KILLING HERSELF WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL  —  Lindsay Lohan's drug and alcohol use is escalating out of control - and experts warn she's killing herself!  —  The troubled actress is snorting massive amounts of cocaine mixed with Ecstasy, taking downers to sleep and boozing daily, insiders say - and pals fear she has a death wish.

Meth Teeth  —  Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we?  I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse.  Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble.  Anyway!  The truth hurts and it had to be said.

Lindsay Lohan, traffic stopper  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Lindsay Lohan almost didn't make it to her movie premiere alive Tuesday night.  —  A taxi nearly mowed down the "Georgia Rule" star when she blithely scampered across W. 54th St. to sign autographs.

George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly; Cate Blanchett Looks Great  —  George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly  —  Before I tell you what George Lucas said at the all-star Time magazine dinner for the 100 most influential people, let's cut to the chase: Cate Blanchett arrived and looked gorgeous.

Hasselhoff Nanny Holds Key To Custody Dispute?.  —  Hasselhoff Nanny Holds Key To Custody Dispute?.  —  DAVID HASSELHOFF - A former nanny could be the smoking gun in DAVID HASSELHOFF's custody battle for his kids after his attorneys persuaded her to come forward with tales about his ex-wife's drug use.

Angelina Jolie on adopting Pax and spending equal time with all her children  —  The ever-busy actress/mom/UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie, 31, is out promoting her new film, A Mighty Heart, and she talks with Reader's Digest about adopting Pax, 3 1/2, how she manages to balance her children …

Tammy Faye: Doctors not treating cancer  —  CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former televangelist Tammy Faye Messner said doctors have stopped treating her cancer and that her weight has dropped to 65 pounds.  —  In a letter posted Tuesday on her Web site, Messner thanked her "faithful friends" …