Paris — I'm Not Above the Law  —  Paris Hilton has issued the following statement through attorney Richard Hutton:

RED FACES, RED CARPET  —  LINDSAY Lohan wasn't the only one uncomfortable that her mother, Dina, was working the red carpet for "Entertainment Tonight" at the "Georgia Rule" premiere Tuesday in New York.  Lindsay's co-star Jane Fonda was visibly disturbed when Dina asked her, "So, what was it like working with my daughter?"

Akon apologises for raunchy dance  —  Singer says he didn't know girl was underage  —  Akon has apologised for performing a raunchy dance onstage with a 14 year-old girl at a concert last month in Trinidad.  —  The singer came under fire when video footage of the dance appeared online …

Saving J.Lo's hide  —  Jennifer Lopez has reportedly beefed up security in response to ugly threats on her life.  —  According to a friend, an animal-rights extremist has been sending letters threatening 'to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.  Yikes!

Affair?  No, it's all in the mind, says Kylie  —  They are meant to be just good friends.  But it is clearly a friendship that is easing Kylie Minogue's heartache.  —  On holiday with married Chilean film director Alexander Dahm, 39, she beamed as they took a coastal cruise.

Tying The Knot … NOOOOOOO!  —  This rumour pops up every year.  —  Hmm.

WHY HBO BOSS GOT THE BOOT  —  TIME Warner had to get rid of HBO boss Chris Albrecht last night for beating up his girlfriend early Sunday morning - because the media giant had already shown extraordinary leniency to him 16 years ago, insiders say.  —  Sources said Albrecht resigned …

George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly; Cate Blanchett Looks Great  —  George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly  —  Before I tell you what George Lucas said at the all-star Time magazine dinner for the 100 most influential people, let's cut to the chase: Cate Blanchett arrived and looked gorgeous.

Tammy Faye: Doctors not treating cancer  —  CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former televangelist Tammy Faye Messner said doctors have stopped treating her cancer and that her weight has dropped to 65 pounds.  —  In a letter posted Tuesday on her Web site, Messner thanked her "faithful friends" …

Meth Teeth  —  Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we?  I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse.  Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble.  Anyway!  The truth hurts and it had to be said.

LINDSAY KILLING HERSELF WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL  —  Lindsay Lohan's drug and alcohol use is escalating out of control - and experts warn she's killing herself!  —  The troubled actress is snorting massive amounts of cocaine mixed with Ecstasy, taking downers to sleep and boozing daily, insiders say - and pals fear she has a death wish.

Brittany Murphy's Wedding Ring And Short Hair Cut  —  I don't know how I feel about Brittany Murphy's hairstyle.  But I DO know she has SOME rock on her finger.  Since her engagement is the size of a mountain, she went very plain and simple for her wedding ban.  Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge.

Hasselhoff Nanny Holds Key To Custody Dispute?.  —  Hasselhoff Nanny Holds Key To Custody Dispute?.  —  DAVID HASSELHOFF - A former nanny could be the smoking gun in DAVID HASSELHOFF's custody battle for his kids after his attorneys persuaded her to come forward with tales about his ex-wife's drug use.

DESPITE EVERYTHING, I BELIEVE NAOMI CAMPBELL DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE  —  Phone flinging phenom, Naomi Campbell, is publishing in the new issue of W the diary entries she composed while forced to do a week of community service following an assault charge.

Britney Spears is Dating Another Trash Hole  —  Kevin Federline has allegedly branded Britney Spears' new man "trash".  —  The estranged husband of the 'Toxic' singer was reportedly unimpressed when  —  he heard Howie Day had spent the night at Britney's house.