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Paris — I'm Not Above the Law — Paris Hilton has issued the following statement through attorney Richard Hutton:
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Andrei Harmsworth / Metro.co.uk:
Banned Paris back behind the wheel — Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of 'dumb blonde' to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban. — The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving …
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Michael K / Dlisted:
She Didn't Write That — Parasite Hilton has issued a statement through her new attorney, Richard Hutton. Here's what that piece of trash said: … She probably didn't even read that statement! Like she said in court "I don't read things, I just sign them." That's exactly what I think she did here.
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Daily Mail:
Daughter's illness spurs Johnny Depp to finally marry Vanessa Paradis — Actor Johnny Depp is set to wed long-term girlfriend Vanessa Paradis this summer. — The couple have toyed with the idea in the past but their daughter Lily-Rose's recent illness has 'spurred them into action', according to a source.
Roger Friedman / Fox News:
George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly; Cate Blanchett Looks Great — George Lucas Calls 'Spider-Man 3' Silly — Before I tell you what George Lucas said at the all-star Time magazine dinner for the 100 most influential people, let's cut to the chase: Cate Blanchett arrived and looked gorgeous.
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Akon apologises for raunchy dance — Singer says he didn't know girl was underage — Akon has apologised for performing a raunchy dance onstage with a 14 year-old girl at a concert last month in Trinidad. — The singer came under fire when video footage of the dance appeared online …
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Meth Teeth — Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we? I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse. Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble. Anyway! The truth hurts and it had to be said.
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Associated Press:
Tammy Faye: Doctors not treating cancer — CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former televangelist Tammy Faye Messner said doctors have stopped treating her cancer and that her weight has dropped to 65 pounds. — In a letter posted Tuesday on her Web site, Messner thanked her "faithful friends" …
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Veryvera / I'm Not Obsessed:
Brittany Murphy's Wedding Ring And Short Hair Cut — I don't know how I feel about Brittany Murphy's hairstyle. But I DO know she has SOME rock on her finger. Since her engagement is the size of a mountain, she went very plain and simple for her wedding ban. Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge.
Cord Jefferson / MollyGood:
DESPITE EVERYTHING, I BELIEVE NAOMI CAMPBELL DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE — Phone flinging phenom, Naomi Campbell, is publishing in the new issue of W the diary entries she composed while forced to do a week of community service following an assault charge.
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Daily Mail:
Affair? No, it's all in the mind, says Kylie — They are meant to be just good friends. But it is clearly a friendship that is easing Kylie Minogue's heartache. — On holiday with married Chilean film director Alexander Dahm, 39, she beamed as they took a coastal cruise.
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TMZ.com:
Don't Mess With Nick Lachey! — Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo had a run-in on Friday night at a pre-Kentucky derby party with a guy who was not so representative of Southern hospitality. — According to Nick (via his reps), the couple were making their way through the party at Club Felt …
Access Hollywood:
Lindsay On Paris' Sentence: 'It's Terrible' — While doing press for her new movie "Georgia Rule," Lindsay Lohan paid a visit to David Letterman on Wednesday to talk about her new film, her controversial behavior on the set and Paris Hilton's recent legal troubles.
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Hollywoodtuna:
Carmen Electra Will Teach You How To Be Sexy — It turns out that writing is among Carmen Electra's numerous talents. Yes folks, she's put out a book. The subject matter of this masterpiece shouldn't be much of a surprise. It's a 'how to' book on being sexy.
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Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria Get Their Grind On — So you know how when you go to the club, and there's a couple of really hot girls, and they're dancing together, and pretending that their lesbians, and they're just trying to get attention from all the guys who don't know any better?
Gallery of the Absurd:
Southern California Crustaceans: The Heiress Crab — I had my hand slapped recently by Paris Hilton's attorney after I painted crabs scurrying near the vicinity of her crotch. A warning to other artists and bloggers: you may not add crustaceans to any of your creative interpretations …
TMZ.com:
"Idol" Censorship? P!nk Told to Change Lyrics — "American Idol" may be able to tell their contestants what they can and can't sing, but they can't censor P!nk! — P!nk's pre-taped performance of her song "Who Knew" is scheduled to air tonight on "Idol" (after being bumped from the …
