Stars spend the weekend in Paradise  —  A gaggle of celebrities spent the weekend at Paradise Island, Bahamas, celebrating the launch of the Atlantis resort's Aquaventure water park and Dolphin Cay.  Some — such as Janet Jackson, John Travolta and Rob Lowe — got up close and personal with the dolphins.

FAKE BLOOD, REAL SEX IN MANSON VIDEO  —  MANSON (WITH PEE-WEE HANGIN' OUT) Marilyn, Paul Reubens  —  Family-values types have always had it in for Marilyn Manson.  So just imagine their reaction when they find out that the aging agent of Satan is having actual sex with his teenage paramour in his newest video.

Joe Francis — Sobbing in Slammer "Every Day"  —  If Paris Hilton thinks jail is going to be a walk in the park, she might want to ask her porny pal Joe Francis about his stay in the slammer.  Sources inside the Florida jail (that he's called home for the past 32 days) say he's cried "every day" since he's been there.

Candy Spelling Hates Paris Hilton  —  Candy Spelling, Tori Spelling's mother, wrote an open letter to Paris Hilton and sent it to TMZ.  I think I'm in love: … Holy s**t.  Candy Spelling could shoot Paris out of a cannon into a volcano filled with lava breathing sharks …

Jessica Alba's Ass and a Wet T-Shirt.  What More Do You Want?  —  I know the focus of the site has been a bit myopic of late, but when you've got pictures of a Lindsay Lohan nipple slip, and these pictures featuring Jessica Alba's ass in bikini bottoms and a wet t-shirt (tank top, actually), what do you really expect me to post?

Christina Ricci doesn't mind going nude  —  Avril Lavigne wants to be a movie star, but not like rival Mandy Moore  —  Christina Ricci is comfortable being naked.  —  Most actress hate playing nude scenes, but the "Black Snake Moan" star stayed without her clothes on during most of the shoot …

How Much For An Order Of Ribs?  —  Oh Mary Kate Olsen!  Oh my goodness!  She is soooo skinny.  Why show off those ribs when you look that sickly?  Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge each picture.  —  ONTD  —  And for your viewing pleasure, I'm going to take you back to the 80s - to a scene from one of my favorite movies:

Kellie Pickler Dodges Breast-Implant Questions  —  Diana DeGarmo has dropped three dress sizes, William Hung has made $1 million - catch up with Idol alumni  —  Watch as Blake, LaKisha and the others reveal their own personal idols (Whitney!) and why they should win  —  READ IT

More Like Bore-lesque  —  Dita Von Teese's act is starting to get as stale as the bedroom behavior of a Mormon accountant.  If she's not careful her fans might start getting their burlesque from their younger, wilder secretaries.

Lawsuit over Brokeback Mountain in class  —  CHICAGO — A girl and her grandparents have sued the Chicago Board of Education, alleging that a substitute teacher showed the R-rated film "Brokeback Mountain" in class.  —  The lawsuit claims that Jessica Turner, 12, suffered psychological distress …

Brad Pitt Says He Misses Living in New Orleans  —  Brad Pitt may be in Prague with Angelina Jolie, where she's filming Wanted, but he left his heart in New Orleans.  —  "For me, first as a tourist, it's the most unique city that we have in the States," Pitt, 43, told the New Orleans Times-Picayune …

Normal or Fat?  —  I'm confused.  When I first saw these pictures of Kelly Clarkson performing this past weekend in Los Angeles I immediately thought she looked like a fat heifer.  But then after staring at them for a while I kind of realized that maybe I'm just so used to seeing skinny hos that this is fat to me.

Katie Holmes Says TGIF with Cupcakes and Pizza  —  Fridays are on Katie, y'all.  —  As she shoots her latest movie, Mad Money, in Shreveport, La., Katie Holmes is making sure her fellow cast and crew members - all 200 or so of them - are well fed.  For the third consecutive Friday she brought in a special treat.

BUN IN OVEN  —  SEXY "Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo was spotted perusing maternity wear - and not for a friend, but for herself.  Spies at Veronique Maternity on Madison Avenue, overheard Matteo say that she and her boyfriend - country rock singer Shooter Jennings -...

Christina Aguilera - "Mother" Lyrics  —  It's mommy-daughter day for Christina Aguilera, as she celebrates Mother's Day with her mom Shelly Kearns at the ever-so-popular lunch spot The Ivy on Robertson Blvd on Sunday.  —  And appropriately enough, the 26-year-old songbird recorded …

Cat-lover Pete takes his new kittens to work  —  Pete Doherty may exude rock'n' roll excess, but he's a big softie at heart.  The Babyshambles frontman took his three new kittens with him to the recording studio today, where his band are working on their second album, because he didn't want to leave them home alone.

Travolta spearheads Scientologists' attack on BBC  —  Angry Scientologists are trying to get a BBC documentary about their faith scrapped amid claims of "gross bias" by presenter John Sweeney.  —  The Panorama programme, to be shown tonight, investigates whether the Church of Scientology …

Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures  —  To be completely honest, there's really only one reason I'm posting these Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures.  It's not because she looks really, really good in a bikini, or because she's moderately famous.

Hats Off To Sean!  —  With Sean Preston Spears' continuing maturation, it's good to see that he's still got plenty in common with his famous mother - like, for instance, their shared love of hats!  Britney and Sean Preston may not have had a particularly matchy-matchy attitude towards …

The bitching is back as Joan and her Dynasty rival come to blows on stage  —  They are both a little longer in the tooth than in their Dynasty days.  —  But Joan Collins and Linda Evans haven't lost their bite.  —  The pair, whose on-screen catfights turned the 80s soap into a television hit …