Stars spend the weekend in Paradise  —  A gaggle of celebrities spent the weekend at Paradise Island, Bahamas, celebrating the launch of the Atlantis resort's Aquaventure water park and Dolphin Cay.  Some — such as Janet Jackson, John Travolta and Rob Lowe — got up close and personal with the dolphins.

Hilton's Shrink: Paris is a Wreck  —  Paris Hilton's delicate state of mind is keeping her out of the courtroom ... for now.  —  According to a declaration filed by Dr. Charles Sophy, a psychiatrist who has seen Paris "off and on" over the last six months, Hilton is "not capable …

Joe Francis — Sobbing in Slammer "Every Day"  —  If Paris Hilton thinks jail is going to be a walk in the park, she might want to ask her porny pal Joe Francis about his stay in the slammer.  Sources inside the Florida jail (that he's called home for the past 32 days) say he's cried "every day" since he's been there.

FAKE BLOOD, REAL SEX IN MANSON VIDEO  —  MANSON (WITH PEE-WEE HANGIN' OUT) Marilyn, Paul Reubens  —  Family-values types have always had it in for Marilyn Manson.  So just imagine their reaction when they find out that the aging agent of Satan is having actual sex with his teenage paramour in his newest video.

Jessica Alba's Ass and a Wet T-Shirt.  What More Do You Want?  —  I know the focus of the site has been a bit myopic of late, but when you've got pictures of a Lindsay Lohan nipple slip, and these pictures featuring Jessica Alba's ass in bikini bottoms and a wet t-shirt (tank top, actually), what do you really expect me to post?

How Much For An Order Of Ribs?  —  Oh Mary Kate Olsen!  Oh my goodness!  She is soooo skinny.  Why show off those ribs when you look that sickly?  Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge each picture.  —  ONTD  —  And for your viewing pleasure, I'm going to take you back to the 80s - to a scene from one of my favorite movies:

Kellie Pickler Dodges Breast-Implant Questions  —  Diana DeGarmo has dropped three dress sizes, William Hung has made $1 million - catch up with Idol alumni  —  Watch as Blake, LaKisha and the others reveal their own personal idols (Whitney!) and why they should win  —  READ IT

Monday's Ricky Martin Concert Postponed  —  A publicist with Ricky Martin announced Monday night's concert has been postponed because the Latino singer sprained his back during a concert in Laredo Friday night.  The publicist says Ricky Martin receive treatments in San Antonio and met with a physician in El Paso on Monday.

Christina Ricci doesn't mind going nude  —  Avril Lavigne wants to be a movie star, but not like rival Mandy Moore  —  Christina Ricci is comfortable being naked.  —  Most actress hate playing nude scenes, but the "Black Snake Moan" star stayed without her clothes on during most of the shoot …

Ben Affleck Does Daddy Time  —  It's a good life, being Violet Affleck.  If she's not busy on numerous playdates and excursions with Mom, then she gets to be out and about with Dad, looking cute for the paparazzi.  I know we're very clearly obsessed with this celebrity family …

More Like Bore-lesque  —  Dita Von Teese's act is starting to get as stale as the bedroom behavior of a Mormon accountant.  If she's not careful her fans might start getting their burlesque from their younger, wilder secretaries.

Yawn!  Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Picture  —  Whoa!  Looks like a nice day at the beach, and Pina Coladas couldn't even salvage these pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.  They look as miserable as can be!  I wouldn't even give these bikini pictures a passing grade on the sexy meter.

Normal or Fat?  —  I'm confused.  When I first saw these pictures of Kelly Clarkson performing this past weekend in Los Angeles I immediately thought she looked like a fat heifer.  But then after staring at them for a while I kind of realized that maybe I'm just so used to seeing skinny hos that this is fat to me.

Cat-lover Pete takes his new kittens to work  —  Pete Doherty may exude rock'n' roll excess, but he's a big softie at heart.  The Babyshambles frontman took his three new kittens with him to the recording studio today, where his band are working on their second album, because he didn't want to leave them home alone.

BUN IN OVEN  —  SEXY "Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo was spotted perusing maternity wear - and not for a friend, but for herself.  Spies at Veronique Maternity on Madison Avenue, overheard Matteo say that she and her boyfriend - country rock singer Shooter Jennings -...

Sarah Silverman Does Maxim  —  I'll give it to Sarah Silverman; she pretty much looks smokin' hot in these Maxim spreads.  But before you guys out there get too excited by these shots, keep in mind that this is the same Sarah Silverman who goes home every night and gets mauled by dumpy-ass Jimmy Kimmel.

Travolta spearheads Scientologists' attack on BBC  —  Angry Scientologists are trying to get a BBC documentary about their faith scrapped amid claims of "gross bias" by presenter John Sweeney.  —  The Panorama programme, to be shown tonight, investigates whether the Church of Scientology …

Katie Holmes Says TGIF with Cupcakes and Pizza  —  Fridays are on Katie, y'all.  —  As she shoots her latest movie, Mad Money, in Shreveport, La., Katie Holmes is making sure her fellow cast and crew members - all 200 or so of them - are well fed.  For the third consecutive Friday she brought in a special treat.

Enrique Iglesias - "Ping Pong Song" Music Video  —  Enrique Iglesias appropriately enough plays a match of ping pong on TRL against MTV VJ Damien Fahey on Monday.  —  He also premiered the new "Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)" Music Video from his forthcoming album Insomniac, which is set to debut on June 15th.