Britney Spears to play Orlando House of Blues  —  It's officially the M&Ms, but everyone in-the-know knows what that means:  —  Britney Spears will bring her much-hyped comeback performance to House of Blues on Saturday, May 19.  Tickets, at $35, go on sale at 10 a.m. Tuesday, May 15, at hob.com.

Cameron Diaz & Criss Angel Find 'LOVE' in Las Vegas  —  It's no illusion: Cameron Diaz stepped out in Las Vegas Monday night with Mindfreak magician Criss Angel.  —  The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel's Rolls Royce …

Therapist: Paris Hilton 'Traumatized' by Jail Sentence  —  Paris Hilton's psychiatrist declared that the heiress is "distraught and traumatized" and "fears incarceration" after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail.  —  Dr. Charles Sophy gave those findings in a Los Angeles Superior Court …

X17 XCLUSIVE!  - Britney With Jayden!  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  X17 is again bringing you exclusive pix of Britney with her youngest son Jayden James.  These images were snapped yesterday as Brit made a visit back to the Malibu home she shared with Kevin.

Pal says burgermeister Hasselhoff is insecure  —  Plus: Don't hate Cameron Diaz because she's beautiful  —  David Hasselhoff wishes he'd done some things differently during that videotaped drunken burger-chomping episode.  "I just wish I'd used a knife and fork to eat that [bleep] burger," the star said.

"MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN" STAR ARRESTED!  —  They don't call him "Bud" for nothing!  —  "Married...With Children" star David Faustino, who played Bud Bundy on the hit sitcom, was partying with his favorite "bud" when he got busted on May 12 in New Smyrna Beach, FL.

PETRA AT PLAY  —  SAY it ain't so, Petra Nemcova!  The tsunami-surviving supermodel, who just broke up with fey singer James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos.  Our eagle-eyed spy caught the two making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Niarchos' oil-heir friend Brandon Davis.

Peter Andre: 'I thought I was going to die'  —  Now on the slow road to recovery after being struck down by a life-threatening brain bug, a frail Peter Andre admits: "I thought I was going to die".  —  Following his release from East Hill hospital, in Redhill, Andre revealed that after four days …

Larry Birkhead Files For Sole Control of Dannielynn  —  After almost two weeks of relative calm in the custody battle over Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, the case is back in court.  —  Larry Birkhead, 34, filed a petition in probate court on Monday to be appointed as the sole guardian …

Posh: I'm desperate housewife  —  Dream home ... Victoria has finally found an LA pad for Becks and family  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM was so determined to get her sons into a top LA school that she turned herself into prim and proper Desperate Housewife Bree.  —  Posh was put through her paces …

Lohan's Best pal may be restless  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Lindsay Lohan has been seeing British scene-maker Calum Best for a matter of months, and already he's said to be stepping out on her.  —  Model Sara Kova tells us a tomcattin' Best put the moves on her last Friday at a club - while Lindsay was in the other room!

Photography Mario Testino Styling Beat Bolliger  —  There is a long, elaborate history of models and photographers working together over and over again.  Think of Bailey and Shrimpton, Bob Richardson and Anjelica Huston, Richard Avedon and Suzy Parker, Steven Meisel and Linda Evangelista.

Trouble in Prague  —  Two Polish photographers were questioned by police in Prague today for taking pictures of the Brangelina children while they were inside their home.  The paparazzi have been all over the couple forcing them to beef up their security and obtain police help.

BRIT FOUND PANTIES, BUT LOST THE REST  —  SATURDAY night a West Coast promotion group called Alliance threw a party at a place in Los Angeles called Teddy's.  Britney Spears was in the back corner with friends.  Her two bodyguards blocked off the area.  Per an eyewitness: "They were jumping around on the couches.

Too cute for words  —  Brad Pitt stopped by the American Embassy in Prague today to pick up Zahara and Pax from their kindergarten.  The kids look like they had more fun than any adult could in the embassy.  Look at the expression on little Zahara's face as dad yanks her down the stairs of the gray government building.

VIDEO KING RESCUES KIM  —  KIM Kardashian has learned she can have it both ways.  The celebutard - famous for being Paris Hilton's friend and for starring in a Hilton-esque sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J - is in talks with "Extra" to be a correspondent and "E!" to do a reality show.