Britney's Wig Almost Falls Off!  —  Britney Spears almost lost her wig while making her way to her second home, Millenium Dance Studio.  Brit quickly grabbed for the blonde polyester mop when she felt it slipping off.  DAMN!  So close!  That would've made my day, week and possibly month!

Therapist: Paris Hilton 'Traumatized' by Jail Sentence  —  Paris Hilton's psychiatrist declared that the heiress is "distraught and traumatized" and "fears incarceration" after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail.  —  Dr. Charles Sophy gave those findings in a Los Angeles Superior Court …

Cameron Diaz & Criss Angel Find 'LOVE' in Las Vegas  —  It's no illusion: Cameron Diaz stepped out in Las Vegas Monday night with Mindfreak magician Criss Angel.  —  The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel's Rolls Royce …

Peter Andre: 'I thought I was going to die'  —  Now on the slow road to recovery after being struck down by a life-threatening brain bug, a frail Peter Andre admits: "I thought I was going to die".  —  Following his release from East Hill hospital, in Redhill, Andre revealed that after four days …

"MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN" STAR ARRESTED!  —  They don't call him "Bud" for nothing!  —  "Married...With Children" star David Faustino, who played Bud Bundy on the hit sitcom, was partying with his favorite "bud" when he got busted on May 12 in New Smyrna Beach, FL.

X17 XCLUSIVE!  - Britney With Jayden!  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  X17 is again bringing you exclusive pix of Britney with her youngest son Jayden James.  These images were snapped yesterday as Brit made a visit back to the Malibu home she shared with Kevin.

Stallone Pleads Guilty to Hormone-Import Charge  —  Sylvester Stallone pleaded guilty this morning in a Sydney court to bringing banned muscle-building hormones into Australia, and will be sentenced next week.  —  The actor didn't appear in court, but said in a letter to Sydney's Downing Center Local Court …

BRIT FOUND PANTIES, BUT LOST THE REST  —  SATURDAY night a West Coast promotion group called Alliance threw a party at a place in Los Angeles called Teddy's.  Britney Spears was in the back corner with friends.  Her two bodyguards blocked off the area.  Per an eyewitness: "They were jumping around on the couches.

PETRA AT PLAY  —  SAY it ain't so, Petra Nemcova!  The tsunami-surviving supermodel, who just broke up with fey singer James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos.  Our eagle-eyed spy caught the two making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Niarchos' oil-heir friend Brandon Davis.

Lohan's Best pal may be restless  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Lindsay Lohan has been seeing British scene-maker Calum Best for a matter of months, and already he's said to be stepping out on her.  —  Model Sara Kova tells us a tomcattin' Best put the moves on her last Friday at a club - while Lindsay was in the other room!

VIDEO KING RESCUES KIM  —  KIM Kardashian has learned she can have it both ways.  The celebutard - famous for being Paris Hilton's friend and for starring in a Hilton-esque sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J - is in talks with "Extra" to be a correspondent and "E!" to do a reality show.

Kylie's makeover a sensational step back in time  —  Kylie Minogue may be attracting attention with the male company she keeps, but all eyes were on her new hair do as she stepped out in New York.  —  Her ultra fair locks channelled 70s icon Blondie, while her outfit was also a nod to retro style …

Ex-Lovers Joey Buttafuoco, Amy Fisher To Film Romantic Reality Series  —  First it was reported by tPC that Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher were splitting from their respective spouses; now the infamous pair are planning to reunite in what is expected to explode into a very profitable reality series, says UPI.

Larry Birkhead Files For Sole Control of Dannielynn  —  After almost two weeks of relative calm in the custody battle over Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, the case is back in court.  —  Larry Birkhead, 34, filed a petition in probate court on Monday to be appointed as the sole guardian …

TAXI SQUABBLE  —  MOODY megastarlet Kate Bosworth made it a "girl's night" after getting in a tiff with her boyfriend, James Rousseau.  The two were spotted bickering at Seventh Avenue and 10th Street at about 7 p.m. last Thursday.  Our spy said, "He was trying to hail a cab, but he couldn't get one fast enough for Kate.

Pal says burgermeister Hasselhoff is insecure  —  Plus: Don't hate Cameron Diaz because she's beautiful  —  David Hasselhoff wishes he'd done some things differently during that videotaped drunken burger-chomping episode.  "I just wish I'd used a knife and fork to eat that [bleep] burger," the star said.