Britney Spears to play Orlando House of Blues  —  It's officially the M&Ms, but everyone in-the-know knows what that means:  —  Britney Spears will bring her much-hyped comeback performance to House of Blues on Saturday, May 19.  Tickets, at $35, go on sale at 10 a.m. Tuesday, May 15, at hob.com.

Cameron Diaz & Criss Angel Find 'LOVE' in Las Vegas  —  It's no illusion: Cameron Diaz stepped out in Las Vegas Monday night with Mindfreak magician Criss Angel.  —  The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel's Rolls Royce …

Therapist: Paris Hilton 'Traumatized' by Jail Sentence  —  Paris Hilton's psychiatrist declared that the heiress is "distraught and traumatized" and "fears incarceration" after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail.  —  Dr. Charles Sophy gave those findings in a Los Angeles Superior Court …

X17 XCLUSIVE!  - Britney With Jayden!  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  X17 is again bringing you exclusive pix of Britney with her youngest son Jayden James.  These images were snapped yesterday as Brit made a visit back to the Malibu home she shared with Kevin.

Pal says burgermeister Hasselhoff is insecure  —  Plus: Don't hate Cameron Diaz because she's beautiful  —  David Hasselhoff wishes he'd done some things differently during that videotaped drunken burger-chomping episode.  "I just wish I'd used a knife and fork to eat that [bleep] burger," the star said.

"MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN" STAR ARRESTED!  —  They don't call him "Bud" for nothing!  —  "Married...With Children" star David Faustino, who played Bud Bundy on the hit sitcom, was partying with his favorite "bud" when he got busted on May 12 in New Smyrna Beach, FL.

Peter Andre: 'I thought I was going to die'  —  Now on the slow road to recovery after being struck down by a life-threatening brain bug, a frail Peter Andre admits: "I thought I was going to die".  —  Following his release from East Hill hospital, in Redhill, Andre revealed that after four days …

Stallone pleads guilty  —  Sylvester Stallone has pleaded guilty to importing human growth hormone into Australia.  —  Sydney's Downing Centre Local Court has been told Stallone admitted two charges of importing a prohibited import when he arrived at Sydney airport from the US in February.

PETRA AT PLAY  —  SAY it ain't so, Petra Nemcova!  The tsunami-surviving supermodel, who just broke up with fey singer James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos.  Our eagle-eyed spy caught the two making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Niarchos' oil-heir friend Brandon Davis.

Kelly Clarkson: Record Label Wanted to 'Lindsay-ize' Me  —  Kelly Clarkson and her RCA record label did not appear to have made beautiful music together - with the first-season American Idol winner taking offense when she was asked to mimic Lindsay Lohan.  —  "My label literally sent …

Lohan's Best pal may be restless  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Lindsay Lohan has been seeing British scene-maker Calum Best for a matter of months, and already he's said to be stepping out on her.  —  Model Sara Kova tells us a tomcattin' Best put the moves on her last Friday at a club - while Lindsay was in the other room!

BRIT FOUND PANTIES, BUT LOST THE REST  —  SATURDAY night a West Coast promotion group called Alliance threw a party at a place in Los Angeles called Teddy's.  Britney Spears was in the back corner with friends.  Her two bodyguards blocked off the area.  Per an eyewitness: "They were jumping around on the couches.

Posh: I'm desperate housewife  —  Dream home ... Victoria has finally found an LA pad for Becks and family  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM was so determined to get her sons into a top LA school that she turned herself into prim and proper Desperate Housewife Bree.  —  Posh was put through her paces …

VIDEO KING RESCUES KIM  —  KIM Kardashian has learned she can have it both ways.  The celebutard - famous for being Paris Hilton's friend and for starring in a Hilton-esque sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J - is in talks with "Extra" to be a correspondent and "E!" to do a reality show.

Kylie's makeover a sensational step back in time  —  Kylie Minogue may be attracting attention with the male company she keeps, but all eyes were on her new hair do as she stepped out in New York.  —  Her ultra fair locks channelled 70s icon Blondie, while her outfit was also a nod to retro style …

Denise Richards is a Thoughtful Person  —  Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have split up according to her rep. She claims they broke-up two months ago after a year of dating, but Denise decided to keep it private for the time being.  She's so caring.