Stars spend the weekend in Paradise  —  A gaggle of celebrities spent the weekend at Paradise Island, Bahamas, celebrating the launch of the Atlantis resort's Aquaventure water park and Dolphin Cay.  Some — such as Janet Jackson, John Travolta and Rob Lowe — got up close and personal with the dolphins.

Joe Francis — Sobbing in Slammer "Every Day"  —  If Paris Hilton thinks jail is going to be a walk in the park, she might want to ask her porny pal Joe Francis about his stay in the slammer.  Sources inside the Florida jail (that he's called home for the past 32 days) say he's cried "every day" since he's been there.

Yawn!  Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Picture  —  Whoa!  Looks like a nice day at the beach, and Pina Coladas couldn't even salvage these pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.  They look as miserable as can be!  I wouldn't even give these bikini pictures a passing grade on the sexy meter.

FAKE BLOOD, REAL SEX IN MANSON VIDEO  —  MANSON (WITH PEE-WEE HANGIN' OUT) Marilyn, Paul Reubens  —  Family-values types have always had it in for Marilyn Manson.  So just imagine their reaction when they find out that the aging agent of Satan is having actual sex with his teenage paramour in his newest video.

Kellie Pickler is as Dumb as Her Implants  —  When Kellie Pickler appeared on "American Idol" a couple of months ago everybody started talking about her new tits.  Kellie was a guest on Ryan Gaycrest's radio morning show today and she wouldn't confirm that she had a boob job.

Jessica Alba's Ass and a Wet T-Shirt.  What More Do You Want?  —  I know the focus of the site has been a bit myopic of late, but when you've got pictures of a Lindsay Lohan nipple slip, and these pictures featuring Jessica Alba's ass in bikini bottoms and a wet t-shirt (tank top, actually), what do you really expect me to post?

Hilton's Shrink: Paris is a Wreck  —  Paris Hilton's delicate state of mind is keeping her out of the courtroom ... for now.  —  According to a declaration filed by Dr. Charles Sophy, a psychiatrist who has seen Paris "off and on" over the last six months, Hilton is "not capable …

How Much For An Order Of Ribs?  —  Oh Mary Kate Olsen!  Oh my goodness!  She is soooo skinny.  Why show off those ribs when you look that sickly?  Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge each picture.  —  ONTD  —  And for your viewing pleasure, I'm going to take you back to the 80s - to a scene from one of my favorite movies:

Monday's Ricky Martin Concert Postponed  —  A publicist with Ricky Martin announced Monday night's concert has been postponed because the Latino singer sprained his back during a concert in Laredo Friday night.  The publicist says Ricky Martin receive treatments in San Antonio and met with a physician in El Paso on Monday.

Sopranos Star Drea de Matteo is Pregnant  —  Drea de Matteo, who played Adriana La Cerva on the HBO hit series, The Sopranos, is expecting her first child, the actress' rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  The child is due in late 2007.  —  "Drea de Matteo and her long time boyfriend Shooter Jennings …

Cat-lover Pete takes his new kittens to work  —  Pete Doherty may exude rock'n' roll excess, but he's a big softie at heart.  The Babyshambles frontman took his three new kittens with him to the recording studio today, where his band are working on their second album, because he didn't want to leave them home alone.

Ben Affleck Does Daddy Time  —  It's a good life, being Violet Affleck.  If she's not busy on numerous playdates and excursions with Mom, then she gets to be out and about with Dad, looking cute for the paparazzi.  I know we're very clearly obsessed with this celebrity family …

TV just got a lot 'whiter,' says a canceled George Lopez  —  George Lopez, the first Latino to lead a television series successfully, isn't laughing.  "TV just became really, really white again," he said.  —  ABC, he said, has "unceremoniously" canceled his self-titled comedy …

Stallone pleads guilty  —  Sylvester Stallone has pleaded guilty to importing human growth hormone into Australia.  —  Sydney's Downing Centre Local Court has been told Stallone admitted two charges of importing a prohibited import when he arrived at Sydney airport from the US in February.

Enrique Iglesias - "Ping Pong Song" Music Video  —  Enrique Iglesias appropriately enough plays a match of ping pong on TRL against MTV VJ Damien Fahey on Monday.  —  He also premiered the new "Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)" Music Video from his forthcoming album Insomniac, which is set to debut on June 15th.

Larry Birkhead Files For Sole Control of Dannielynn  —  After almost two weeks of relative calm in the custody battle over Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, the case is back in court.  —  Larry Birkhead, 34, filed a petition in probate court on Monday to be appointed as the sole guardian …

Paris Hilton a Nun?  —  Paris Hilton is "living like a nun" in a bid to avoid prison.  —  The hotel heiress - who was has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for  —  driving with a suspended license - has been told by her lawyers to clean up  —  her act in an attempt to evade jail.

Normal or Fat?  —  I'm confused.  When I first saw these pictures of Kelly Clarkson performing this past weekend in Los Angeles I immediately thought she looked like a fat heifer.  But then after staring at them for a while I kind of realized that maybe I'm just so used to seeing skinny hos that this is fat to me.