Did Britney Spears spurn hospitalized mom?  —  Plus: K-Fed faces reality — he's no television star  —  Britney Spears' relationship with her mother has turned toxic.  —  The singer, who once was so close to Lynne Spears that she co-wrote a book with her and gushed that her mom was her best friend …

Justin gets affectionate with his love Jessica  —  Singer Justin Timberlake has gone public with new love Jessica Biel - sharing passionate public kisses and a string of romantic dates while in the UK for his world tour.  —  The millionaire singer flew the 25-year-old actress to Manchester …

SWOLLEN HEAD  —  NOTE to R. Kelly's ego: Come back to Earth!  The full-of-himself R&B great tells the new issue Hip-Hop Soul: "My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I'm the Ali of today.  I'm the Marvin Gaye of today.  I'm the Bob Marley of today.  I'm the Martin...

Cops Slap Ike Turner Behind Bars  —  TMZ has learned that Ike Turner, ex-husband of Tina Turner, was arrested and locked up late last night on drug-related charges in Los Angeles.  —  LAPD officers clocked Ike (real name is Izear Luster Turner) at 80 mph in his 2002 Mercedes S-50 on the 405 Freeway.

Us Exclusive!  Dina Lohan on Lindsay's Tape: "You Can't Let it Bother You"  —  Being a manager to one of Hollywood's most visible young stars seems stressful enough, but Dina Lohan, 43, recently faced her biggest challenge when a video surfaced that allegedly showed her daughter, Lindsay, 20, sharing cocaine in a club bathroom.

Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds Heat Up in L.A.  —  After stepping out in New York City last month, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were back in action on the opposite coast Monday night, catching the Damnwells' show at the Troubadour in West Hollywood.

Source: Jen Thinks Brangelina Are "Totally a Joke"  —  In a new interview with Reader's Digest, Angelina Jolie reveals that Shiloh, her biological child with Brad Pitt, was deliberately conceived before Pitt's divorce from Jennifer Aniston was final.  —  "Before I met Brad …

CATWALK STRUT  —  GLITZY Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn't need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves Monday night.  Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star "putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant."  One bystander asked, "What's wrong with her?"

Avril Lavigne Topless on the Cover of Blender  —  I think it's official.  These pictures of Avril Lavigne topless in Blender magazine are by far the hottest pictures ever taken of her.  True, all the good stuff is covered up, but they are still the most revealing pictures of Avril Lavigne, and for my money, they are the sexiest.

PARIS WARNED: SAY HI TO HELL  —  BE afraid of jail, Paris Hilton - be very, very afraid.  —  That's the ominous word from Natalia McLennan, the former $2,000-an-hour hooker who was splashed on the cover of New York Magazine as "New York's No. 1 Escort" and spent 26 days at Rikers Island.

Barton joins St Trinian's movie  —  Actress and model Mischa Barton has signed up for a role in the new St Trinian's film.  —  The 21-year-old, who starred in US teen drama The OC, will be playing the character JJ French.  —  Cameras are already rolling on the new version of the 1950s comedies …

Cuban missive crisis: Moore, ex-Sen. at war  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Filmmaker Michael Moore is calling out White House hopeful Fred Thompson for refusing to debate him.  —  The director and the former senator have been trading shots since May 2, when Thompson weighed …

DISSING JUSTIN  —  ACTRESS Sallie Toussaint is no fan of Justin Timberlake.  Toussaint, who stars in "The Departed" and who used to date Prince Albert, told Smooth magazine, "I would definitely not date a guy like [Timberlake]!  Bringing sexy back?  Why doesn't he bring his b - - -s back?

FARRAH'S CANCER IS BACK!  —  Farrah Fawcett's cancer has returned, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  Farrah thought she had beaten cancer but during a recent examination doctors found a small, malignant polyp.  —  Surgeons could have removed the polyp but feared …

Anna Nicole diary: Sex, surgery, sadness  —  LOS ANGELES - "Don't Read!!  Personall," warns the diary's inside cover.  But its author, Anna Nicole Smith, has no hold in death on the remnants of her life.  —  The public now can discover that she was delighted by rough sex …

Hoff hospitalised 13 times for alcohol poisoning, claims ex-wife  —  The former wife of Baywatch star David Hasselhoff has spoken out for the first time since the release of his drunken video, which showed the shirtless actor slurring his words and struggling to eat a hamburger.

The Unibomber  —  Ashton Kutcher has "hot bones" but really doesn't know what to do with them.  I know there's hotness somewhere in there, but he constantly is trying to fight it.  Is this to make his wife, Demi Moore, look better?  Because it's working.  She looks like a bank teller kidnapped by the unibomber.