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8:10 AM ET, May 17, 2007

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Associated Press:
Hilton's jail term cut to about 23 days  —  LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday.  —  The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" …
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Kathy Hilton is the New White Oprah  —  Kathy Hilton and Barbara Walters had a conversation last night and Babs talked about it on "The View" this morning.  Kathy basically said she hopes young girls will learn from her daughter's mistake.  Babs thought Kathy's statement was strong and good.
Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
JJ Lives!  Dy-No-Mite!  —  Well wonder of wonders ... Jayden James Federline Spears, Esq. actually exists ... in flesh and blood ... and, as far as can be determined from these grainy photos, has no discernable maladies or defects.  Britney Spears has kept her youngest son under tight wraps ever since …
Discussion: MTV and TRA LA LA
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Michael K / Dlisted:   Vintage Jessica Biel & Scarjo
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Reunite in England
Discussion: In Case You Didn't Know and Ballz!
TMZ.com:
Ike Turner Arrest Bogus — Holy Nutbush!!!  —  In a strange twist of fate, Ike Turner is finally going to be the one hearing the words, "Sorry baby."  —  TMZ has learned that the 75-year-old music legend was arrested last night in Los Angeles on a narcotic-related warrant that was issued and recalled in 1989!
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TMZ.com:
Cops Slap Ike Turner Behind Bars  —  TMZ has learned that Ike Turner, ex-husband of Tina Turner, was arrested and locked up late last night on drug-related charges in Los Angeles.  —  LAPD officers clocked Ike (real name is Izear Luster Turner) at 80 mph in his 2002 Mercedes S-50 on the 405 Freeway.
X17 Online:
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Teaser!  —  My day here at X17online just wouldn't be complete if I didn't post at least one shameless Britney teaser — so here it is!  —  We got exclusive pix and video of Britney last night, partying at Les Deux with her cousin Alli and friend Jessica and maybe …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
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X17 Online:
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Night Out ... With Ryan Phillippe?
Discussion: Holy Candy
Hollywoodtuna:
Avril Lavigne Topless In Blender  —  Today, has been a good day for magazine posts.  First, we had Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine and now Avril Lavigne in Blender.  Granted, these are nowhere near as hot as Jessica's photos but they are pretty damn good.  Also, it is the first time Avril decides …
Discussion: staralicious.com
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Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:   Avril Lavigne Naked in Blender Magazine (or, maybe she's just topless)
New York Post:
MARBLE MISSTEP  —  "THE Office" star Jenna Fischer won't be going back to Buddakan any time soon.  The pretty brunette was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant's marble steps and fractured four bones in her back.
Patrick Frater / Variety:
WOOD TO STAR AS IGGY POP  —  Gomez directs 'Passenger'  —  CANNES — Former Hobbit Elijah Wood is to star as Iggy Pop in "The Passenger," a biopic of the legendary rocker.  —  Pic is to be exec produced by Ted Hope's This Is That Prods. and Traction Media, and repped in international territories …
Discussion: Dlisted, Cinematical and ComingSoon.net
Alex Blagg / Best Week Ever:
EXCLUSIVE: Screech Inching Closer To Inevitable Death-By-Beatdown Scene On Celebrity Fit Club  —  You might remember a few weeks back when Dustin Diamond almost jackassed his way into the beating of a lifetime at the hands of his castmates on this season of our own Celebrity Fit Club.
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Bruce Willis is a Pimp  —  Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which makes her only 5 years older than Willis' daughter, Rumer), after the two met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles.  The New York Daily News reports:
Discussion: OH NO!!
Emily Fromm / People.com:
Jessica Simpson's Dad Gives John Mayer Seal of Approval  —  Joe Simpson may not have approved at first of daughter Jessica's marriage to Nick Lachey, but he's given her new man, John Mayer, the thumbs up.  —  "If Jessica is in love, I love the things she is in love with," Joe Simpson, 49 …
Discussion: anythinghollywood.com
New York Post:
BEST MAKES LOHAN SCREAM  —  A SCREAMING match broke out between Lindsay Lohan and her new bad-boy-toy, Calum Best, at the Soho Grand on Monday night.  Sources told Page Six the "screamfest" started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby.  "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes …
Josef Adalian / Variety:
Kids to rule reality on CBS  —  Show offers new take on 'Lord of the Flies'  —  CBS is ready to unleash a reality take on "Lord of the Flies," quietly wrapping filming on a new skein in which a group of 8- to 15-year-olds will create their own society.  —  Tom Forman, showrunner on …
Hollywood Rag:
Cameron Diaz Stole Minnie Driver's Man  —  According to the Daily Mail: … Cameron Diaz is dating magician Criss Angel.  —  The pair enjoyed a romantic night in Las Vegas on Monday night (05.14.07)  —  having dinner at Bellagio's Prime steakhouse before driving in Angel's Rolls
NY Daily News:
Cuban missive crisis: Moore, ex-Sen. at war  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Filmmaker Michael Moore is calling out White House hopeful Fred Thompson for refusing to debate him.  —  The director and the former senator have been trading shots since May 2, when Thompson weighed …
Janet Charlton / Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
ASHLEY AND MARY-KATE OLSEN: DOUBLE-OH-SEVEN  —  Introducing the new Bond Girls: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen!  One of the producers (who happens to be a female) of Daniel Craig's next James Bond movie is very impressed with Ashley and Mary-Kate and really wants them in the 22nd 007 movie scheduled to start filming in 2008.
New York Post:
SKIPS SHOW AND LOSES FLACK  —  TEJ Herring, the longtime publicist for wacko comic Andy Dick, quit yesterday, less than an hour before Dick was to appear on the CW11 "Morning News" and then be feted at a roast on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show.  Dick was a no-show for the Ch. 11 gig.
New York Post:
JACKO TRIES TO BLOCK AUCTION  —  MICHAEL Jackson may want to tread lightly in his fight to get back millions of dollars of Jacko memorabilia being auctioned in Las Vegas this month - that is, if he doesn't want the owner to include some very embarrassing items, such as portraits of naked kids and sex toys.
 
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Jonathan Stempel / Reuters:
A New York judge finds Sirius XM liable for a difficult subscription cancellation process; Sirius says it will appeal but abide by a new “click-to-cancel” rule

Ashley Carman / Bloomberg:
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Brian Steinberg / Variety:
Sources: NBCUniversal Vice Chairman Bonnie Hammer plans to leave the company at the end of the year; she has been with the company since 2004

 
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