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12:45 AM ET, May 17, 2007

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Donna McConnell / Daily Mail:
Justin gets affectionate with his love Jessica  —  Singer Justin Timberlake has gone public with new love Jessica Biel - sharing passionate public kisses and a string of romantic dates while in the UK for his world tour.  —  The millionaire singer flew the 25-year-old actress to Manchester …
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Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
JJ Lives!  Dy-No-Mite!  —  Well wonder of wonders ... Jayden James Federline Spears, Esq. actually exists ... in flesh and blood ... and, as far as can be determined from these grainy photos, has no discernable maladies or defects.  Britney Spears has kept her youngest son under tight wraps ever since …
Discussion: MTV and TRA LA LA
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Reunite in England
Discussion: In Case You Didn't Know and Ballz!
Michael K / Dlisted:   Vintage Jessica Biel & Scarjo
TMZ.com:
Cops Slap Ike Turner Behind Bars  —  TMZ has learned that Ike Turner, ex-husband of Tina Turner, was arrested and locked up late last night on drug-related charges in Los Angeles.  —  LAPD officers clocked Ike (real name is Izear Luster Turner) at 80 mph in his 2002 Mercedes S-50 on the 405 Freeway.
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TMZ.com:
Ike Turner Arrest Bogus — Holy Nutbush!!!
Discussion: Wizbang Pop! and OH NO!!
Hollywoodtuna:
Avril Lavigne Topless In Blender  —  Today, has been a good day for magazine posts.  First, we had Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine and now Avril Lavigne in Blender.  Granted, these are nowhere near as hot as Jessica's photos but they are pretty damn good.  Also, it is the first time Avril decides …
Discussion: staralicious.com
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Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:   Avril Lavigne Naked in Blender Magazine (or, maybe she's just topless)
Janet Charlton / Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
ASHLEY AND MARY-KATE OLSEN: DOUBLE-OH-SEVEN  —  Introducing the new Bond Girls: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen!  One of the producers (who happens to be a female) of Daniel Craig's next James Bond movie is very impressed with Ashley and Mary-Kate and really wants them in the 22nd 007 movie scheduled to start filming in 2008.
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Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:   Olsen Twins to be Bond Girls?
X17 Online:
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Teaser!  —  My day here at X17online just wouldn't be complete if I didn't post at least one shameless Britney teaser — so here it is!  —  We got exclusive pix and video of Britney last night, partying at Les Deux with her cousin Alli and friend Jessica and maybe …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
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X17 Online:
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Night Out ... With Ryan Phillippe?
Discussion: Holy Candy
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Source: Jen Thinks Brangelina Are "Totally a Joke"  —  In a new interview with Reader's Digest, Angelina Jolie reveals that Shiloh, her biological child with Brad Pitt, was deliberately conceived before Pitt's divorce from Jennifer Aniston was final.  —  "Before I met Brad …
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Sparkle-C / Celebrity Gossip; A Dish Best Served Cold!:   Jennifer Aniston Thinks Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are "A Joke"
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Bruce Willis is a Pimp  —  Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which makes her only 5 years older than Willis' daughter, Rumer), after the two met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles.  The New York Daily News reports:
Discussion: OH NO!!
New York Post:
PARIS WARNED: SAY HI TO HELL  —  BE afraid of jail, Paris Hilton - be very, very afraid.  —  That's the ominous word from Natalia McLennan, the former $2,000-an-hour hooker who was splashed on the cover of New York Magazine as "New York's No. 1 Escort" and spent 26 days at Rikers Island.
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:   Hooker Trying To Scare Paris
Alex Blagg / Best Week Ever:
EXCLUSIVE: Screech Inching Closer To Inevitable Death-By-Beatdown Scene On Celebrity Fit Club  —  You might remember a few weeks back when Dustin Diamond almost jackassed his way into the beating of a lifetime at the hands of his castmates on this season of our own Celebrity Fit Club.
NY Daily News:
Cuban missive crisis: Moore, ex-Sen. at war  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Filmmaker Michael Moore is calling out White House hopeful Fred Thompson for refusing to debate him.  —  The director and the former senator have been trading shots since May 2, when Thompson weighed …
Michael K / Dlisted:
The Photoshop Awards: Britney Spears' Website AGAIN  —  Britney Spears' website went through another change and this time she posted a message to her 3 fans.  —  She said: … Britney is not capable of writing something like that.  I'm guessing Allie and SPF worked together to create this.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Six Toes or a Bunion?  —  Oprah needs to get a resident manicurist on staff ASAP.  A billionaire like her should not be walking around with jacked up feet.  It sort of looks like six toes, but I think it's just a massive bunion.  She could probably get Gayle to chew that off for her.
Patrick Frater / Variety:
WOOD TO STAR AS IGGY POP  —  Gomez directs 'Passenger'  —  CANNES — Former Hobbit Elijah Wood is to star as Iggy Pop in "The Passenger," a biopic of the legendary rocker.  —  Pic is to be exec produced by Ted Hope's This Is That Prods. and Traction Media, and repped in international territories …
Discussion: Dlisted, Cinematical and ComingSoon.net
Michael K / Dlisted:
Kathy Hilton is the New White Oprah  —  Kathy Hilton and Barbara Walters had a conversation last night and Babs talked about it on "The View" this morning.  Kathy basically said she hopes young girls will learn from her daughter's mistake.  Babs thought Kathy's statement was strong and good.
Associated Press:
Hilton's jail term cut to about 23 days  —  LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday.  —  The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" …
Discussion: popbytes and celebwarship.com/wp
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
By Jovi, it's over  —  Denise Richards and Richie Sambora - the Liz Taylor and Richard Burton of the Wal-Mart checkout - are no more.  —  The media darlings officially acknowledged their split yesterday, although her rep said they actually ended their relationship in March.
New York Post:
SWOLLEN HEAD  —  NOTE to R. Kelly's ego: Come back to Earth!  The full-of-himself R&B great tells the new issue Hip-Hop Soul: "My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I'm the Ali of today.  I'm the Marvin Gaye of today.  I'm the Bob Marley of today.  I'm the Martin...
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Did Britney Spears spurn hospitalized mom?  —  Plus: K-Fed faces reality — he's no television star  —  Britney Spears' relationship with her mother has turned toxic.  —  The singer, who once was so close to Lynne Spears that she co-wrote a book with her and gushed that her mom was her best friend …
New York Post:
CATWALK STRUT  —  GLITZY Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn't need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves Monday night.  Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star "putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant."  One bystander asked, "What's wrong with her?"
National Enquirer:
FARRAH'S CANCER IS BACK!  —  Farrah Fawcett's cancer has returned, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  Farrah thought she had beaten cancer but during a recent examination doctors found a small, malignant polyp.  —  Surgeons could have removed the polyp but feared …
 
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Daily Mail:
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Fox and Hulu extend their content partnership, including in-season streaming rights for Fox's programming; sources: the deal is worth $1.5B over four years

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