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11:35 AM ET, May 17, 2007

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Shawn Adler / MTV:
Paris Hilton's Jail Term Cut For Good Behavior  —  Hilton will serve 23 days in a California detention center's 'special needs housing unit.'  —  Known for a partying lifestyle and seldom far from a scandal, Paris Hilton isn't often recognized for her good behavior.
FemaleFirst:
Paris Hilton's sentence cut  —  Paris Hilton will only serve half of her 45-day jail sentence.  —  The hotel heiress, who was found guilty of violating her probation by driving with a suspended licence, will also be separated from the majority of the other inmates.
Michael K / Dlisted:   Kathy Hilton is the New White Oprah
New York Post:
BEST MAKES LOHAN SCREAM  —  A SCREAMING match broke out between Lindsay Lohan and her new bad-boy-toy, Calum Best, at the Soho Grand on Monday night.  Sources told Page Six the "screamfest" started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby.  "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes …
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
He Must Not Have Bought The Coke From The Dealer She Likes  —  Lohan and her British guy brawled on Monday night .  This coke-fit started in the penthouse of NYC's Soho Grand and finished up in the lobby. … (Flynet)  —  At least Calum is an intent listener, that pic is after the jump.
New York Post:
MARBLE MISSTEP  —  "THE Office" star Jenna Fischer won't be going back to Buddakan any time soon.  The pretty brunette was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant's marble steps and fractured four bones in her back.
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Whitney / Pop Candy:
Get well, Pam Beesly  —  An inquisitive e-mail came from Pop reader Abby V. today:
Discussion: People.com and TV Squad
FemaleFirst:
Britney Spears' mom snub  —  Britney Spears reportedly refused to visit her sick mother in hospital.  —  The singer is said to have fallen out with Lynne after a string of rows over Britney's partying and wouldn't even call on Mother's Day, Sunday (13.05.07) in the US, while the 52-year-old was suffering from pneumonia.
Discussion: D*ana's Dirt
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Daily Mail:
How low will Britney's jeans go?  —  Britney Spears has hit a new fashion low.  —  In a clear sign the pop singer is in desperate need of help - from a stylist - she stepped out in a flesh-baring outfit that showed little regard for conventions of good taste.
Discussion: Two Girls and a Gay
Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:
Britney Spears Nipple Ring? Impossible!
Discussion: The National Ledger
Emily Fromm / People.com:
Jessica Simpson's Dad Gives John Mayer Seal of Approval  —  Joe Simpson may not have approved at first of daughter Jessica's marriage to Nick Lachey, but he's given her new man, John Mayer, the thumbs up.  —  "If Jessica is in love, I love the things she is in love with," Joe Simpson, 49 …
TMZ.com:
Britney Stops Wiggin' Out!  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears' new long blond locks aren't a wig.  Stop the presses!  She has new extensions!  —  A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif., tells TMZ she spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney's short hair.
New York Post:
JACKO TRIES TO BLOCK AUCTION  —  MICHAEL Jackson may want to tread lightly in his fight to get back millions of dollars of Jacko memorabilia being auctioned in Las Vegas this month - that is, if he doesn't want the owner to include some very embarrassing items, such as portraits of naked kids and sex toys.
X17 Online:
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Night Out ... With Ryan Phillippe?  —  Britney hit the town last night with a first stop at Dominic's restaurant (though our photogs say she was inside for just a few minutes) before heading off to Les Deux around 11 pm with Alli and her pal Jessica.
Discussion: Holy Candy
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X17 Online:
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Teaser!
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Did someone say 'free'?  —  Plus: Sanjaya faced song censorship on 'American Idol'  —  Lindsay Lohan was loading up on the freebies at the Lucky Club's Gifting and Hospitality suite at New York's Ritz Carlton hotel — where celebs and other bold-face names can get "gifts" …
Discussion: I'm Not Obsessed
TMZ.com:
Paris to Do Half-Time in "Special Needs Unit"  —  Paris Hilton is already getting a break — she's going to serve "about 23 days" in a "special needs" unit, officials said yesterday, about the half the time she was sentenced to in her conviction.  —  Her sentence was shortened for …
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Bruce Willis is a Pimp  —  Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which makes her only 5 years older than Willis' daughter, Rumer), after the two met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles.  The New York Daily News reports:
Discussion: NY Daily News and OH NO!!
Michael K / Dlisted:
Er Derr  —  Damn Liza Minnelli!  Put on your face before you go out in public and by face I don't mean one of the seven dwarves faces!  She's totally Dopey.  —  SplashNewsOnline
Daily Mail:
Who nose what's up with Kate?  —  The spectre of Kate Moss' drugs scandal will no doubt follow her to her grave.  Especially if she insists on appearing in public with obtrusive white blobs poking out of her nose.  —  Supermodel Kate, 33, was seen with boyfriend Pete Doherty at a gastropub in Notting Hill …
Discussion: Gossip Rocks Forum
New York Post:
SKIPS SHOW AND LOSES FLACK  —  TEJ Herring, the longtime publicist for wacko comic Andy Dick, quit yesterday, less than an hour before Dick was to appear on the CW11 "Morning News" and then be feted at a roast on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show.  Dick was a no-show for the Ch. 11 gig.
 
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