BEST MAKES LOHAN SCREAM  —  A SCREAMING match broke out between Lindsay Lohan and her new bad-boy-toy, Calum Best, at the Soho Grand on Monday night.  Sources told Page Six the "screamfest" started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby.  "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes …

Paris Drops Appeal  —  UPDATE: Paris' lawyer has now officially filed a document with the court, abandoning her appeal of the sentence.  Documents to follow shortly.  —  Courthouse sources tell TMZ that Paris Hilton has officially decided to drop her probation violation appeal.

Nicole — Not Paris — Terror on "Simple" Set  —  Paris Hilton has always been the prime prima donna on the set of E!'s "The Simple Life" — until now.  Sources on set tell TMZ that this time around, Nicole also got all divalicious during taping of the show's fifth season.

New Suri Cruise Pictures!  —  Here are some new pictures of Suri Cruise in mommy Katie Holmes' arms on the set of her movie Mad Money.  They're screen captures from a bit Extra was doing so they're not the best quality.  I'm looking for better quality pictures and hope to have them up soon!

Britney Spears Finally Wears a Bra  —  We promise this isn't a Britney fan site, but good Lord.  Here's Britney in a see-through shirt and a tacky leopard print bra on her way to Dominic restaurant the other night.  Does this retard have a mirror?  Or a friend?

Dita Von Teese Flashes the Vag!  —  The paps got another one!  Dita Von Teese tried hard not to expose the punane while getting out of a cab in NYC last night, but they caught her.  Celebs should walk around with those block NSFW boxes all the time.  —  Damn, those shoes are dirty.

Did someone say 'free'?  —  Plus: Sanjaya faced song censorship on 'American Idol'  —  Lindsay Lohan was loading up on the freebies at the Lucky Club's Gifting and Hospitality suite at New York's Ritz Carlton hotel — where celebs and other bold-face names can get "gifts" …

I THINK YOU MISSED A SPOT  —  Last evening photographers caught Avril Lavigne at Maxim's "Hot 100″ party.  Lavigne could only stayed for a few minutes, as she said she was on her way to a minstrel show and had to finish getting ready.

Paris Hilton's jail time halved due to good behavior  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton will only be jailed for 23 days of a 45-day sentence for a driving offence and will be held separately from other inmates, officials said on Thursday.

How Tyra Got Her New Bikini Body!  —  Though Tyra Banks made it clear she was just fine with the way she looked back in January, thank-you-very-much, this Top Model diva doesn't mess around come bikini season.  We talked to her trainer, Martin Snow, owner of Trinity Boxing Club …

R. Kelly to magazine: 'I'm the Martin Luther King'  —  R. Kelly compares himself to Muhammad Ali, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley — and even Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. — in a magazine interview that hits the street just in time for the release of his new album this month.

What's Paris Hiding From?  —  If there's one thing you don't expect as a paparazzi it is for Paris Hilton to cover herself up with a blanket and run away from a camera lens.  But that's exactly what happened yesterday as Paris arrived home with her usual train of paparazzi behind her.

Matthew Leaves Our Photogs Breathless  —  Yes, believe it or not, noted workout buff Matthew McConaughey blasted right past our cameraman yesterday on his mid-morning run, although he paused long enough to grab his sweatshirt from where he'd strategically planted it.

MARBLE MISSTEP  —  "THE Office" star Jenna Fischer won't be going back to Buddakan any time soon.  The pretty brunette was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant's marble steps and fractured four bones in her back.

Why is Britney so happy?  Cos we shot J.R!  —  Britney Spears is all smiles after spending a looooooong day in the studio with her former (current?) hookup, music producer J.R. Rotem.  Britney was all giggles as she drove her car full of girlfriends out of the studio parking lot minutes …

Jodie Marsh Needs A Man.  Interested?  —  Glamour girl Jodie Marsh is looking for a man to marry.  The Celebrity Big Brother star is embarking on a nationwide search for a husband-to-be.  —  Cameras will follow her progress - which will climax in a fairytale wedding live on TV.

Britney's Buddy Howie Day Returns to Rehab  —  Usmagazine.com has learned that Howie Day has fallen off the wagon.  The 26 year-old singer of "Collide" befriended Britney Spears while the two were at Promises in March, and was spotted hanging out with the popstar in L.A. on April 28.

Not the Best of all possible worlds for Lindsay  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  And now for today's episode of the overwrought, implausible telenovela that is Lindsay Lohan's real life.  —  When we last left off, model Sara Kova was telling us how Lindsay's current boyfriend …