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5:55 PM ET, May 17, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Paris Drops Appeal  —  UPDATE: Paris' lawyer has now officially filed a document with the court, abandoning her appeal of the sentence.  Documents to follow shortly.  —  Courthouse sources tell TMZ that Paris Hilton has officially decided to drop her probation violation appeal.
Shawn Adler / MTV:
Paris Hilton's Jail Term Cut For Good Behavior  —  Hilton will serve 23 days in a California detention center's 'special needs housing unit.'  —  Known for a partying lifestyle and seldom far from a scandal, Paris Hilton isn't often recognized for her good behavior.
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Reuters:
Paris Hilton's jail time halved due to good behavior
New York Post:
PARIS GETS OFF EASY
New York Post:
BEST MAKES LOHAN SCREAM  —  A SCREAMING match broke out between Lindsay Lohan and her new bad-boy-toy, Calum Best, at the Soho Grand on Monday night.  Sources told Page Six the "screamfest" started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby.  "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes …
TMZ.com:
Nicole — Not Paris — Terror on "Simple" Set  —  Paris Hilton has always been the prime prima donna on the set of E!'s "The Simple Life" — until now.  Sources on set tell TMZ that this time around, Nicole also got all divalicious during taping of the show's fifth season.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Dita Von Teese Flashes the Vag!  —  The paps got another one!  Dita Von Teese tried hard not to expose the punane while getting out of a cab in NYC last night, but they caught her.  Celebs should walk around with those block NSFW boxes all the time.  —  Damn, those shoes are dirty.
A Socialite's Life:
"American Idol" Conspiracy Theory?  —  Jordin Sparks is being examined by critics of the national talent search competition, made suspicious by a series of coincidences.  The young "American Idol" contestant and daughter of former New York Giants cornerback is being scrutinized for her pre-existing connections to the FOX franchise.
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Michael K / Dlisted:   The Little No Neck That Could  —  Melinda Doolittle sang …
Leora / Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes:
New Suri Cruise Pictures!  —  Here are some new pictures of Suri Cruise in mommy Katie Holmes' arms on the set of her movie Mad Money.  They're screen captures from a bit Extra was doing so they're not the best quality.  I'm looking for better quality pictures and hope to have them up soon!
New York Post:
MARBLE MISSTEP  —  "THE Office" star Jenna Fischer won't be going back to Buddakan any time soon.  The pretty brunette was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant's marble steps and fractured four bones in her back.
Us Weekly:
How Tyra Got Her New Bikini Body!  —  Though Tyra Banks made it clear she was just fine with the way she looked back in January, thank-you-very-much, this Top Model diva doesn't mess around come bikini season.  We talked to her trainer, Martin Snow, owner of Trinity Boxing Club …
Discussion: The Blemish and Backseat Cuddler
NY Daily News:
Not the Best of all possible worlds for Lindsay  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  And now for today's episode of the overwrought, implausible telenovela that is Lindsay Lohan's real life.  —  When we last left off, model Sara Kova was telling us how Lindsay's current boyfriend …
New York Post:
JACKO TRIES TO BLOCK AUCTION  —  MICHAEL Jackson may want to tread lightly in his fight to get back millions of dollars of Jacko memorabilia being auctioned in Las Vegas this month - that is, if he doesn't want the owner to include some very embarrassing items, such as portraits of naked kids and sex toys.
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Did someone say 'free'?  —  Plus: Sanjaya faced song censorship on 'American Idol'  —  Lindsay Lohan was loading up on the freebies at the Lucky Club's Gifting and Hospitality suite at New York's Ritz Carlton hotel — where celebs and other bold-face names can get "gifts" …
Us Weekly:
Rebecca Romijn Talks "Dumb Boy Stuff" With Marie Claire  —  Rebecca Romijn has changed the way we see transsexuals forever as the impossibly hot Alex-turned-Alexis Meade on the hit ABC show Ugly Betty.  Now she's on the June cover of Marie Claire (on stands now), talking about taking risks in her career and relationship.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Leslie Baldacci / Chicago Sun Times:
R. Kelly to magazine: 'I'm the Martin Luther King'  —  R. Kelly compares himself to Muhammad Ali, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley — and even Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. — in a magazine interview that hits the street just in time for the release of his new album this month.
Gregg Goldstein / Hollywood Reporter:
At Myriad, Miller, more on the menu  —  Complete coverage from Cannes: News, reviews, video and more  —  CANNES — Sienna Miller is set to star in "A Woman of No Importance," Sarah Polley, Paddy Considine, Debra Messing and Scott Speedman will star in "Cry of the Owl," and Lena Headey will star in …
TMZ.com:
Britney Stops Wiggin' Out!  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears' new long blond locks aren't a wig.  Stop the presses!  She has new extensions!  —  A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif., tells TMZ she spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney's short hair.
David Bauder / Associated Press:
The CW cancels `Veronica Mars'  —  NEW YORK - The CW network canceled the cult hit "Veronica Mars" and will try to pick up steam in its second year with series about the snobby rich, transplanted families and a bounty hunter for the devil.  —  The network, created out of the ashes of the former WB and UPN …
Discussion: Pop Candy and We Love Celebs!
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Jessica Alba is Over Her Hotness  —  Jessica Alba has a problem.  She's so hot that camera men let the camera linger over areas where they shouldn't, movie producers find excuses to put her in a bikini, and just the site of her in a swimsuit can inspire expressions of pure wonder in 8-year-old boys …
Discussion: Pretty Boring
Chris / INF Daily:
Why is Britney so happy?  Cos we shot J.R!  —  Britney Spears is all smiles after spending a looooooong day in the studio with her former (current?) hookup, music producer J.R. Rotem.  Britney was all giggles as she drove her car full of girlfriends out of the studio parking lot minutes …
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Britney Spears Finally Wears a Bra  —  We promise this isn't a Britney fan site, but good Lord.  Here's Britney in a see-through shirt and a tacky leopard print bra on her way to Dominic restaurant the other night.  Does this retard have a mirror?  Or a friend?
 
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