Heche's Ex: Anne Is Delusional!  —  Anne Heche's soon-to-be-ex-hubby claims that he's worried the actress isn't psychologically capable of caring for their son, and says she refuses to see a shrink!  —  In court papers filed earlier this month in Los Angeles County Superior Court …

VIDEO: Lauren Hastings on Grand Theft and Lindsay Lohan  —  Stories about Lindsay Lohan have been flooding the tabloids for months.  One of the oddest appeared in Star magazine at the end of April.  According to unnamed sources, Lindsay attended a party at the home of Los Angeles model Lauren Hastings while Lauren was out of town.

WHOSE TATTOO?  —  Another celeb has commissioned a body inking.  —  But we don't think this one's been done for artistic reasons...  We suspect this chap is desperado to get into our Spot The Tattoo gallery.  —  Face it, A-Z-listers - earning a place in our hall of tattoo fame is finally making it.

'SMILE' FROWNS ON JESSICA  —  THE question on everyone's mind at the Operation Smile benefit the other night was: Where is Jessica Simpson?  The chesty singer has been a huge supporter of the cause for 10 years but stopped after her well-publi cized trip to Africa for the charity last year, and her split from hubby Nick Lachey.

Hot Stuff: Richie Still Good With Charlotte  —  · Despite reports to the contrary, Usmagazine.com sources insist that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are happily together and on tour in England.  —  · Chris Sligh, Chris Richardson, Haley Scarnato and Blake Lewis get together …

Seinfeld's giant bee suit sets Cannes abuzz  —  Comedian Jerry Seinfeld has gone to great heights to stir up buzz in Cannes over his new movie.  —  The 53-year-old landed on the beach after flying on a metal cable from an eight-storey luxury hotel dressed as a giant bee.  —  Scroll down for more

Britney's Buddy Howie Day Returns to Rehab  —  Usmagazine.com has learned that Howie Day has fallen off the wagon.  The 26 year-old singer of "Collide" befriended Britney Spears while the two were at Promises in March, and was spotted hanging out with the popstar in L.A. on April 28.

Much Moore for a foe in need  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Filmmaker Michael Moore has come to the rescue of his harshest critic.  —  For several years now, Jim Kenefick has been railing against the Oscar-winning director on Moorewatch.com.  Recently, Kenefick wrote about the difficulty …

Barton's top pops on night out  —  Mischa Barton made a bit of a boob when she stepped out for a night of partying in London, last night.  —  The English born, former OC star, was looking the picture of glamour as she emerged from her limo for an evening at The Berkeley Hotel, in Knightsbridge.

R. Kelly to magazine: 'I'm the Martin Luther King'  —  R. Kelly compares himself to Muhammad Ali, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley — and even Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. — in a magazine interview that hits the street just in time for the release of his new album this month.

MAXIM-UM GUTS  —  A VERY brave maitre d' bounced Ice T and Coco from a bottle-service table at Maxim's Hot 100 party at Ono in the Gansevoort Hotel to make room for Hilary and Hayley Duff Wednesday night.  "Coco was p - - - ed," our sources report.  Also braving the...

Johansson to play Mary, Queen of Scots  —  CANNES, France - Scarlett Johansson, whose screen credits include "Lost in Translation" and "Match Point," will star as Mary, Queen of Scots, in an upcoming historical film epic.  —  The deal was announced Thursday at the Cannes Film Festival by production company Relativity Media.

Off the Wagon  —  Up until recently Courtney Love had a little meat on her bones and last night she showed that all that meat is gone.  Now, I don't know if she's off the wagon, but she looks like she's off the wagon.  I mean she looks like by the end of the night she went wandering …

'PURPLE' BIAS CLAIM  —  CHARGES of racial bias have hit Oprah Winfrey's Broadway hit, "The Color Purple."  Shawnique Hill, the show's ex-stylist and dresser, charges in a federal lawsuit that she was axed after complaining there were too few "people of color" working behind the scenes.

Johnny Depp: My family is my treasure  —  In a highly personal interview, Johnny Depp explains why playing the pirate Captain Jack Sparrow has helped him finally find the reason he wants to live.  —  When I first met Johnny Depp, he was not bankable, certainly not box-office gold.

Paris Drops Appeal  —  UPDATE: Paris' lawyer has now officially filed a document with the court, abandoning her appeal of the sentence.  Documents to follow shortly.  —  Courthouse sources tell TMZ that Paris Hilton has officially decided to drop her probation violation appeal.