Heche's Ex: Anne Is Delusional!  —  Anne Heche's soon-to-be-ex-hubby claims that he's worried the actress isn't psychologically capable of caring for their son, and says she refuses to see a shrink!  —  In court papers filed earlier this month in Los Angeles County Superior Court …

Lindsay Lohan: No Charges in Alleged Theft  —  Lindsay Lohan will not face felony grand theft charges now that Los Angeles prosecutors say they cannot prove she walked away with a woman's clothes.  —  The district attorney's office said it had insufficient evidence to file charges on May 9 …

'SMILE' FROWNS ON JESSICA  —  THE question on everyone's mind at the Operation Smile benefit the other night was: Where is Jessica Simpson?  The chesty singer has been a huge supporter of the cause for 10 years but stopped after her well-publi cized trip to Africa for the charity last year, and her split from hubby Nick Lachey.

WHOSE TATTOO?  —  Another celeb has commissioned a body inking.  —  But we don't think this one's been done for artistic reasons...  We suspect this chap is desperado to get into our Spot The Tattoo gallery.  —  Face it, A-Z-listers - earning a place in our hall of tattoo fame is finally making it.

Britney's Buddy Howie Day Returns to Rehab  —  Usmagazine.com has learned that Howie Day has fallen off the wagon.  The 26 year-old singer of "Collide" befriended Britney Spears while the two were at Promises in March, and was spotted hanging out with the popstar in L.A. on April 28.

Hot Stuff: Richie Still Good With Charlotte  —  · Despite reports to the contrary, Usmagazine.com sources insist that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are happily together and on tour in England.  —  · Chris Sligh, Chris Richardson, Haley Scarnato and Blake Lewis get together …

Barton's top pops on night out  —  Mischa Barton made a bit of a boob when she stepped out for a night of partying in London, last night.  —  The English born, former OC star, was looking the picture of glamour as she emerged from her limo for an evening at The Berkeley Hotel, in Knightsbridge.

John & Jessica Call It Quits: PerezHilton.com World Exclusive!  —  Fugs 'n' Jugs are over!  —  Multiple sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have ended their relationship.  —  And John's fans are probably rejoicing!  —  The split happened very recently.

Seinfeld's giant bee suit sets Cannes abuzz  —  Comedian Jerry Seinfeld has gone to great heights to stir up buzz in Cannes over his new movie.  —  The 53-year-old landed on the beach after flying on a metal cable from an eight-storey luxury hotel dressed as a giant bee.  —  Scroll down for more

The moment Fergie met Fergie  —  Will the real Fergie please stand up?  —  The two namesakes came face to- face for the first time at a charity concert in New York.  —  The Duchess of York was representing the Sarah Ferguson Foundation when she met Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, who was performing.

Much Moore for a foe in need  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Filmmaker Michael Moore has come to the rescue of his harshest critic.  —  For several years now, Jim Kenefick has been railing against the Oscar-winning director on Moorewatch.com.  Recently, Kenefick wrote about the difficulty …

MAXIM-UM GUTS  —  A VERY brave maitre d' bounced Ice T and Coco from a bottle-service table at Maxim's Hot 100 party at Ono in the Gansevoort Hotel to make room for Hilary and Hayley Duff Wednesday night.  "Coco was p - - - ed," our sources report.  Also braving the...

'PURPLE' BIAS CLAIM  —  CHARGES of racial bias have hit Oprah Winfrey's Broadway hit, "The Color Purple."  Shawnique Hill, the show's ex-stylist and dresser, charges in a federal lawsuit that she was axed after complaining there were too few "people of color" working behind the scenes.

Johnny Depp: My family is my treasure  —  In a highly personal interview, Johnny Depp explains why playing the pirate Captain Jack Sparrow has helped him finally find the reason he wants to live.  —  When I first met Johnny Depp, he was not bankable, certainly not box-office gold.

R. Kelly to magazine: 'I'm the Martin Luther King'  —  R. Kelly compares himself to Muhammad Ali, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley — and even Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. — in a magazine interview that hits the street just in time for the release of his new album this month.