Heche's Ex: Anne Is Delusional!  —  Anne Heche's soon-to-be-ex-hubby claims that he's worried the actress isn't psychologically capable of caring for their son, and says she refuses to see a shrink!  —  In court papers filed earlier this month in Los Angeles County Superior Court …

WHOSE TATTOO?  —  Another celeb has commissioned a body inking.  —  But we don't think this one's been done for artistic reasons...  We suspect this chap is desperado to get into our Spot The Tattoo gallery.  —  Face it, A-Z-listers - earning a place in our hall of tattoo fame is finally making it.

Lindsay Lohan: No Charges in Alleged Theft  —  Lindsay Lohan will not face felony grand theft charges now that Los Angeles prosecutors say they cannot prove she walked away with a woman's clothes.  —  The district attorney's office said it had insufficient evidence to file charges on May 9 …

'SMILE' FROWNS ON JESSICA  —  THE question on everyone's mind at the Operation Smile benefit the other night was: Where is Jessica Simpson?  The chesty singer has been a huge supporter of the cause for 10 years but stopped after her well-publi cized trip to Africa for the charity last year, and her split from hubby Nick Lachey.

Much Moore for a foe in need  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Filmmaker Michael Moore has come to the rescue of his harshest critic.  —  For several years now, Jim Kenefick has been railing against the Oscar-winning director on Moorewatch.com.  Recently, Kenefick wrote about the difficulty …

Barton's top pops on night out  —  Mischa Barton made a bit of a boob when she stepped out for a night of partying in London, last night.  —  The English born, former OC star, was looking the picture of glamour as she emerged from her limo for an evening at The Berkeley Hotel, in Knightsbridge.

Britney's Buddy Howie Day Returns to Rehab  —  Usmagazine.com has learned that Howie Day has fallen off the wagon.  The 26 year-old singer of "Collide" befriended Britney Spears while the two were at Promises in March, and was spotted hanging out with the popstar in L.A. on April 28.

Hot Stuff: Richie Still Good With Charlotte  —  · Despite reports to the contrary, Usmagazine.com sources insist that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are happily together and on tour in England.  —  · Chris Sligh, Chris Richardson, Haley Scarnato and Blake Lewis get together …

Seinfeld's giant bee suit sets Cannes abuzz  —  Comedian Jerry Seinfeld has gone to great heights to stir up buzz in Cannes over his new movie.  —  The 53-year-old landed on the beach after flying on a metal cable from an eight-storey luxury hotel dressed as a giant bee.  —  Scroll down for more

John & Jessica Call It Quits: PerezHilton.com World Exclusive!  —  Fugs 'n' Jugs are over!  —  Multiple sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have ended their relationship.  —  And John's fans are probably rejoicing!  —  The split happened very recently.

Kelly Brook and fiance Billy's film bombs in Cannes  —  Actress Kelly Brook and fiance Billy Zane's new film has received a drubbing at the hands of critics in Cannes.  —  Critics viewing the couple's film Fishtales were said to have laughed out loud at how bad the film was, and more than half walked out before the end.

The moment Fergie met Fergie  —  Will the real Fergie please stand up?  —  The two namesakes came face to- face for the first time at a charity concert in New York.  —  The Duchess of York was representing the Sarah Ferguson Foundation when she met Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, who was performing.

MAXIM-UM GUTS  —  A VERY brave maitre d' bounced Ice T and Coco from a bottle-service table at Maxim's Hot 100 party at Ono in the Gansevoort Hotel to make room for Hilary and Hayley Duff Wednesday night.  "Coco was p - - - ed," our sources report.  Also braving the...

'PURPLE' BIAS CLAIM  —  CHARGES of racial bias have hit Oprah Winfrey's Broadway hit, "The Color Purple."  Shawnique Hill, the show's ex-stylist and dresser, charges in a federal lawsuit that she was axed after complaining there were too few "people of color" working behind the scenes.

Johnny Depp: My family is my treasure  —  In a highly personal interview, Johnny Depp explains why playing the pirate Captain Jack Sparrow has helped him finally find the reason he wants to live.  —  When I first met Johnny Depp, he was not bankable, certainly not box-office gold.