Amy Winehouse Weds in Miami  —  She won't go to rehab, but she'll sure as hell go to the altar.  —  Our most favorite lush in the whole wide world, Amy Winehouse, wed her on-again, then off-again, then back-on-again boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil this morning in Miami.

Jessica Simpson Says She's 'Very Happy' Post-Split  —  The same day that news broke of her split from John Mayer, Jessica Simpson says she's "very happy."  —  Asked by PEOPLE about the split at the Cannes Film Festival on Friday, Simpson replied: "I am very happy, but I don't really want to talk …

Only Pamela Anderson Can Dress Like This at an Airport  —  Pamela Anderson wears heels after a long flight from L.A to France.  —  Everything is made into a dress if it's short enough.  —  She has enough energy to sign autographs.  —  Next entry: Rag Links Previous entry: Britney Spears Returns to the 90's

Candy to Joe Francis: Cry Me a River  —  As the headlines about you changed — to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim.  Bad move.  Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."  —  You blew it, Joe.

X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney Takes Off For Orlando!  —  Our cameramen were staking out the airport yesterday, waiting for Ms. Spears to show up and look who turned up!  Here she comes, Orlando - Britney's on her way, and she's bringing eleven to fifteen all-killer no-filler minutes' worth of concert action with her!

Ryan Phillippe Seeks Joint Custody of Kids  —  Phillippe and Witherspoon at the New York premiere of Flags of Our Fathers on Oct. 16.  —  Ryan Phillippe has filed a legal response to soon-to-be ex-wife Reese Witherspoon's divorce claim, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.

Harvey Tells Peter Andre to EFF OFF!  —  This video has made my year.  It's that gorgeous!  Harvey is officially my favorite person in the ENTIRE universe.  —  UPDATE - Reader Genevieve has sent me a longer version of the clip above.  In the longer version Harvey tells Peter to "eff off" again and this time Peter corrects him.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Bust-up At Teddy's  —  Britney had a run-in with one of LA's top club promoters, Josh Richman, last night at Teddy's.  The "Alliance" leader (that's the name of his group of promoters), denied Ms. Spears a table in the VIP area!  —  Josh said he couldn't give …

Johnny Depp & Keith Richards on Rolling Stone  —  In preparation for the release of Pirates of the Carribean 3, Johnny Depp and musician Keith Richards are on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.  Keith Richards actually plays Jack Sparrow's dad in the movie, and as most of us know, Johnny based the character on him.

Lindsay Lohan @ Chanel Cruise Show 2007/8  —  Designer Karl Lagerfeld keeps rocker chic Lindsay Lohan close to the vest at the 2007/8 Chanel Cruise Show on Friday at Santa Monica Airport Hangar 8 in Calif.  —  La Lohan donned a sheer black minidress with a sequined bodice to the swank event.

Beyonce Topless and in Love  —  Beyonce, in her latest Dangerously in Love photo shoot, is practically topless.  Sure, she's covered in these little sparkling pieces of string, but to the naked eye, they are pretty much non-existent.  Or, well, I prefer them to be non-existent, because seeing Beyonce naked would be hot.

Britney Spears Has Gorgeous Hair  —  Britney Spears accidentally did something smart when she shaved that disaster she called her hair, but of course as soon it got long enough for her dumb ass to bleach it and put extensions in it, you knew she would.  Britney Spears could have the world's …

Dita Von Teese Upskirt Pictures  —  These Dita Von Teese upskirt pictures are brought to you by the letter Q, the number 7, and the lack of anything else worth writing about.  I'm not sure if a Dita Von Teese upskirt is really that note-worthy, since she is a burlesque performer, after all, but it's not like I'm going to pass on it.

Farewell, Kristen Bell … Yup, Veronica Mars has been cancelled by the CW.  It's too bad because the show was actually good, but the worst part about the cancellation is that we won't be seeing Kristen Bell on a weekly basis anymore.  I'm sure she'll turn up somewhere soon …