Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Split - For Now  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have ended their romance - but perhaps not for good, a source close to Simpson tells PEOPLE.  —  "They have broken up," says the source.  "But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before."

Amy Winehouse Weds in Miami  —  She won't go to rehab, but she'll sure as hell go to the altar.  —  Our most favorite lush in the whole wide world, Amy Winehouse, wed her on-again, then off-again, then back-on-again boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil this morning in Miami.

Rock Out, Pam In  —  Upon hearing the news that Pamela Anderson was about to arrive to the Playboy party in Cannes, Kid Rock and May Anderson headed straight for the door.  I guess Kid didn't want to run into his ex and her new mysterious new dude.  —  During Pamela's one-day trip to Cannes she's been dragging some tall guy around.

Ryan Phillippe Seeks Joint Custody of Kids  —  Phillippe and Witherspoon at the New York premiere of Flags of Our Fathers on Oct. 16.  —  Ryan Phillippe has filed a legal response to soon-to-be ex-wife Reese Witherspoon's divorce claim, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.

Harvey Tells Peter Andre to EFF OFF!  —  This video has made my year.  It's that gorgeous!  Harvey is officially my favorite person in the ENTIRE universe.  —  UPDATE - Reader Genevieve has sent me a longer version of the clip above.  In the longer version Harvey tells Peter to "eff off" again and this time Peter corrects him.

Are Mischa Barton's Breasts Even Newsworthy?  —  Seeing as Mischa Barton's career has pretty much run its course, I figured I'd never be writing about her again.  Even after seeing yet another one of her nipple "slip ups" I was still debating whether or not it was worthwhile to post.

Did Men's Fitness Pump Up Andy Roddick?  —  There's no denying that tennis champ Andy Roddick is in great shape, but do his head and new super-buff body match up on the cover of Men's Fitness?  Advantage, Roddick!  —  The normally ripped but lean 24-year-old sports a pair of killer guns …

Johnny Depp & Keith Richards on Rolling Stone  —  In preparation for the release of Pirates of the Carribean 3, Johnny Depp and musician Keith Richards are on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.  Keith Richards actually plays Jack Sparrow's dad in the movie, and as most of us know, Johnny based the character on him.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Bust-up At Teddy's  —  Britney had a run-in with one of LA's top club promoters, Josh Richman, last night at Teddy's.  The "Alliance" leader (that's the name of his group of promoters), denied Ms. Spears a table in the VIP area!  —  Josh said he couldn't give …

Britney Spears forgets her makeup  —  Britney Spears was spotted leaving Millennium Dance Studio without her makeup on and, uh, well, Jesus.  I mean, really, oh my God.  What is this?  Natural beauty only works if you're naturally beautiful.  And this is not that.

Candy to Joe Francis: Cry Me a River  —  As the headlines about you changed — to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim.  Bad move.  Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."  —  You blew it, Joe.

Billy Zane Has Talent  —  Hollywood legend and international superstar, Billy Zane, unveiled his new film, Fishtales, at Cannes this year.  It's the story of a mermaid (Kelly Brook) who befriends a little girl, and critics the world over are singular in their praise.  The Daily Mail reports:

Lindsay Lohan is not charged with Grand Theft  —  Lindsay Lohan, who allegedly stole over $10,000 in clothing and accessories, is not being charged with grand theft because of lack of evidence.  In addition, while she was placed at the scene of the crime, it is reported that the house sitter invited her over to pick up some clothing.

Diana Ross Hates Children, Pushes Girl Into Door  —  Diana Ross has been fingered in an incident where she allegedly pushed a 3-year-old girl out of her way, and straight into a door, causing the helpless child to smack her head, tears ensuing.  The Post Chronicle reports: … F**k that!