Britney takes midnight dip in teeny bikini  —  Britney Spears knows how to make a splash.  —  Dressed in a skimpy black bikini, the pop star and her pals couldn't resist stripping down for a pool party at their hotel to cool off from the Miami heat.  —  Scroll down for more

PARTY MONSTER  —  LINDSAY Lohan partied without Calum Best the other night, but friends say the two are "still going strong."  The unstoppable starlet hit the Anchor Bar on Spring Street with two pals and was spotted "drinking vodka straight from the bottle."

Sly Gets Fined  —  Sly Stallone pleaded guilty last week for smuggling in 48 vials of some growth hormone that is banned in Australia.  Sly was caught with the crap at the airport and his hotel.  Sly said he was prescribed the stuff to make his body look good while filming the latest "Rambo" movie.

Tom Ford After Sex  —  With a new super-high-end men's store, the former Gucci designer explores who he is without all that libido to sell.  —  I  —  t's not every day one gets to see the penis of a sex god.  But Tom Ford, among other ostentatiously masculine habits, doesn't wear underwear.

Ex-Creed rocker arrested in West Boca on domestic assault charge  —  WEST BOCA — The former front man for the rock band Creed was arrested today for domestic assault in his $4.9 million home on Long Lake Estates, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said.  —  Scott Stapp, 33 …

The Eagle Has Landed  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt caused a media sensation when they arrived in Cannes this past weekend.  The couple are in town to promote "A Mighty Heart" which Angie stars in and Brad produces.  They have taken over 4 extra-large suites at the Hotel Du Cap in Cannes with their four kids.

Britney in Miami  —  Here's some new Britney Spears pictures, shot today in Miami where she will be going onstage at Mansion in a few minutes.  Britney and her pal Ally spent the day shopping and pampering in South Beach.  Brit also got a new piercing (not sure where yet!) …

Enrique has a little trouble  —  SINGER ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has stunned his hordes of female fans — by admitting he has a little willy.  —  The Spanish heart-throb, 32, — who is dating Russian tennis star ANNA KOURNIKOVA — confessed it was the one thing he would change about his body.

Kid Rock scrams from Cannes because of Pam  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Kid Rock had to flee a restaurant in Cannes Thursday night when his ex, Pamela Anderson, walked in.  —  The rocker had been celebrating the French film festival at Baoli with his newer model, May Anderson …

Avril Lavigne Needs an Ass Kicking  —  Consistently assy Avril "Douchebag" Lavigne threw a piss party at Maxim's Hot 100 Party last week because apparent rivals Hilary and Haylie Duff showed up at the same time as her, despite "handlers" attempts to keep them apart.  MNSBC Reports:

It's a Fergie faceoff!  —  There was some hot Fergie-on-Fergie action at Thursday night's Cipriani Wall Street concert series for UNICEF and the Sarah Ferguson Foundation.  —  The Duchess of York has some very forthright opinions about the singer born Stacey Ann Ferguson.

How Naomi Watts Stays Fit While Pregnant  —  Look at how great Naomi Watts looks strolling through Manhattan yesterday.  In this week's PEOPLE magazine, we learned the secret to her tip-top mom-to-be shape is pilates.  But is it okay to tone your core with a baby onboard?

Katherine Heigl positively glows  —  SANTA MONICA — Katherine Heigl has been warned: She is about to be asked a personal question.  —  That causes the Golden Globe-nominated Grey's Anatomy star to sit straight up in her chair, her shoulders stiffened, in a chilly Casa Del Mar hotel suite overlooking the Pacific Ocean.

A Gossip's Golden Touch  —  When Perez Hilton talks music, people listen.  —  Mother Mother might just be the next big thing in music that you haven't heard of—unless you read PerezHilton.com.  Two weeks ago, Hilton ran a post that said, "Mother Mother is one of the most exciting bands in the Canadian music scene."