VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

Paula Abdul Breaks Her Nose  —  A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to "Extra" that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip.  —  As a result of the fall, the "American Idol" judge broke her nose.  —  The spokesperson told "Extra" that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.

Hasselhoff Gets Custody!  —  After the famous hamburger incident, David Hasselhoff has emerged victorious in court!  He has won temporary custody of his two kids.  —  The court hearing today was closed — secret.  Hasselhoff went into court stripped of his right to visit with his children in the wake of the burger video.

Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …

Jessica and John Reunite in New York  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have gotten together ... again.  —  The off-and-on couple reunited in New York City on Sunday night, sources close to the situation tell PEOPLE.  —  "They saw each other last night.  I have no idea what will happen with them tomorrow," says one source.

Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.

What cheek!  Eva Longoria's revealing beach frolic  —  Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria stepped out of Wisteria Lane and onto the beach to test her sporting prowess at a celebrity volleyball event to raise money for charity.  —  Longoria turned out to be a valuable player …

Jessica Alba Says She's Really a 'Dork'  —  Jessica Alba says her looks can be deceiving.  —  "People think of me as just a sexy girl," the self-described "dork," 26, says in the June issue of InStyle, "but I'm really goofy - like, super goofy."  —  Not that she's knocking her looks …

Paris Hilton tagged  —  Paris Hilton is to be tagged with an alarm to protect her from fellow prison inmates.  —  The hotel heiress will be provided with a panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble when she begins her prison sentence next month, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper.

Victoria Beckham's blow-up doll paparazzi prank  —  Victoria Beckham has finally got her revenge on the hoards of paparazzi that constantly follow her every move.  —  Photographers were caught completely off guard when an unlikely body double was helped out of the star's SUV.

Exclusive: Seven weeks of Prince in Hollywood?  —  Hollywood will be raining purple this summer, if current plans hold up.  —  Prince is expected to announce a seven-week residency at the historic Roosevelt Hotel that will include a heaping helping of music, dining and VIP guests, sources say.

Sizemore Charged With Five Drug Related Felonies  —  TMZ has learned that actor Tom Sizemore has been charged with five felonies and one misdemeanor stemming from a crystal meth bust earlier this month.  —  Sizemore was charged with one count each of transportation and possession of methamphetamines …

GEORGE'S ARTFUL SPREE  —  WHO knew George Michael - known more lately for his boozy arrests and trysts with prostitutes than his singing - was such an art collector?  In the past month, the superstar has spent $20 million on pieces by controversial shark-pickler Damien Hirst, among others …