VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.

Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …

EXCLUSIVE: Paula Abdul's Wasted On TV Again  —  Last night, Paula Abdul made a curious appearance on New York's Fox 5 affiliate, explaining what exactly went down during her recent nose breakage... specifically Paula.  While the official story goes that she tripped in an effort to avoid crushing …

Paris Hilton: Please God, save me from jail  —  Nothing's going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try.  The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and - wait for it - a Bible.  —  If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Mick 'stung willy into action'  —  It doesn't rank among traditional treatments, but Sir Mick Jagger apparently once tried to use bees to enlarge his manhood.  —  The Rolling Stones frontman, who has a tiny todger according to one ex, tried to let the insects sting his penis to blow it up - a traditional Amazonian marriage ritual.

Jon Heder and His Wife Have a Girl  —  Kirsten and Jon Heder at Blades of Glory premiere  —  Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, have welcomed their first child, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The baby girl, Evan Jane Heder, is "safe and sound and healthy," …

Has Britney fallen off the wagon again?  —  There are new fears for troubled Britney Spears after she was reportedly seen downing shots of booze after a disastrous comeback gig.  —  The singer, who recently spent time in rehab, enjoyed a wild party in Miami into the early hours of the morning.

DANCING 'STARS' DRINK THEIR MILK!  —  good morning y'all!  so last night i did end up voting from two different phone numbers (you could only call five times from one number before getting cut off) for laila ali & her dance partner maksim schermosky to take the top honor tonight on dancing with the stars …

Mel C: 'I wonÂ't reunite with Spice Girls'  —  Melanie C has put a spanner in the works for plans for a Spice Girls reunion.  —  The 33-year-old has insisted that she has no plans to reunite with the girls and is concentrating on her solo career.  —  The girls have been spotted together …

Holy S**t!  Paris Turns to Religion?!  —  Hallelujah brothers and sisters!  Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light!  Can you feel Jesus knockin'?!  Let him in!!!  —  With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey …

Francis Goes with Not Guilty in Sexual Battery Case  —  Candy Spelling's favorite smut mogul Joe Francis has just pleaded not guilty to one count of alleged misdemeanor sexual battery, a charge stemming from an incident in January in which, cops say, Francis fondled an 18-year-old against her will.

Crackhead Prom  —  Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that!  I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's[ Birthday] party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic.  Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.

Simpson and Mayer aren't calling it quits yet  —  Plus: Louisiana school now teaching readin', writin' and Scientology  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer just can't stay apart.  —  Jessica Simpson isn't back on the market quite yet.  —  The "Dukes of Hazzard" star reportedly broke …

AICN Exclusive!  So What's Going On With WATCHMEN Casting?!  —  A longtime source reared his head today and passed on a few tips about faces we're likely to see in WATCHMEN when Zack Snyder's film version of the long-in-development graphic novel adaptation finally makes its way to the screen in 2008 …

Rodriguez to direct 'Barbarella'  —  Remake written by 'Casino's' Purvis, Wade  —  Robert Rodriguez will helm the "Barbarella" redo for a 2008 Universal release.  —  The "Planet Terror" helmer is working with scribes Neal Purvis and Robert Wade on the remake of the 1968 film starring Jane Fonda as a futuristic mercenary.

Orlando Bloom Calls Split With Kate Bosworth "Extremely Unfortunate"  —  Orlando Bloom wants to fall in love and settle down...any takers?  —  The 30-year-old Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End star told the Mirror that despite the fact that he's a romantic who really …

Laying It On THICK  —  Parasite Hilton made sure she was photographed holding two books in her hand: the bible and a self-help book called "The Power of Now."  Notice that these books could have easily fit in her purse.  DUMB WHORE!  What's even better is that she has her scrawn-ass nipples out while holding the Bible.

Drew's Got The Blues  —  Or at least her mystery man does - we spotted the starlet sneaking into Republic in the company of this dude in a blue-hued polo shirt.  (Any of our commenters want to take a stab at putting a name to his face?  Y'all have been on fire lately!)  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »