VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …

Holy S**t!  Paris Turns to Religion?!  —  Hallelujah brothers and sisters!  Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light!  Can you feel Jesus knockin'?!  Let him in!!!  —  With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey …

Jon Heder and His Wife Have a Girl  —  Kirsten and Jon Heder at Blades of Glory premiere  —  Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, have welcomed their first child, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The baby girl, Evan Jane Heder, is "safe and sound and healthy," …

Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.

Mick 'stung willy into action'  —  It doesn't rank among traditional treatments, but Sir Mick Jagger apparently once tried to use bees to enlarge his manhood.  —  The Rolling Stones frontman, who has a tiny todger according to one ex, tried to let the insects sting his penis to blow it up - a traditional Amazonian marriage ritual.

EXCLUSIVE: Paula Abdul's Wasted On TV Again  —  Last night, Paula Abdul made a curious appearance on New York's Fox 5 affiliate, explaining what exactly went down during her recent nose breakage... specifically Paula.  While the official story goes that she tripped in an effort to avoid crushing …

Satan Should Probably Get Custody  —  White Oprah and Michael Lohan were in court today to decide the custody of the two youngest Lohan kids, Ali and Cody.  Michael got out of jail a couple of months ago and is seeking visitation rights of Lindsay Lohan's brother and sister.

Mel C: 'I wonÂ't reunite with Spice Girls'  —  Melanie C has put a spanner in the works for plans for a Spice Girls reunion.  —  The 33-year-old has insisted that she has no plans to reunite with the girls and is concentrating on her solo career.  —  The girls have been spotted together …

Britney Spears' emergency shot  —  Britney Spears had an emergency vitamin injection before her concert at Miami's Mansion club on Sunday night (20.05.07).  —  The 'Toxic' singer had a desperate craving for a shot of vitamins before performing to the sell-out crowd, and managed to find …

Demi Moore Hints at Wanting a Baby Boy  —  Earlier this year, Demi Moore told Vanity Fair that she "most definitely" hoped to have children with her husband, Ashton Kutcher, and is now hinting that she'd be pleased if that meant she'd have her first son. … More photos of Demi Moore are after the jump.

DANCING 'STARS' DRINK THEIR MILK!  —  good morning y'all!  so last night i did end up voting from two different phone numbers (you could only call five times from one number before getting cut off) for laila ali & her dance partner maksim schermosky to take the top honor tonight on dancing with the stars …

AICN Exclusive!  So What's Going On With WATCHMEN Casting?!  —  A longtime source reared his head today and passed on a few tips about faces we're likely to see in WATCHMEN when Zack Snyder's film version of the long-in-development graphic novel adaptation finally makes its way to the screen in 2008 …

Cameron Diaz Is No Ogre  —  A little while ago, the only way you could think Cameron Diaz was hot would be if she stood next to an ogre as comparison.  Well things have changed slightly, and Cameron has re-blossomed into the sexy piece-of-ass that I fell in love with years ago when I first saw her in The Mask.

Francis Goes with Not Guilty in Sexual Battery Case  —  Candy Spelling's favorite smut mogul Joe Francis has just pleaded not guilty to one count of alleged misdemeanor sexual battery, a charge stemming from an incident in January in which, cops say, Francis fondled an 18-year-old against her will.

Crackhead Prom  —  Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that!  I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's[ Birthday] party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic.  Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.

Orlando Bloom Calls Split With Kate Bosworth "Extremely Unfortunate"  —  Orlando Bloom wants to fall in love and settle down...any takers?  —  The 30-year-old Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End star told the Mirror that despite the fact that he's a romantic who really …

Simpson and Mayer aren't calling it quits yet  —  Plus: Louisiana school now teaching readin', writin' and Scientology  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer just can't stay apart.  —  Jessica Simpson isn't back on the market quite yet.  —  The "Dukes of Hazzard" star reportedly broke …