Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …

VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

Jon Heder and His Wife Have a Girl  —  Kirsten and Jon Heder at Blades of Glory premiere  —  Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, have welcomed their first child, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The baby girl, Evan Jane Heder, is "safe and sound and healthy," …

Mick 'stung willy into action'  —  It doesn't rank among traditional treatments, but Sir Mick Jagger apparently once tried to use bees to enlarge his manhood.  —  The Rolling Stones frontman, who has a tiny todger according to one ex, tried to let the insects sting his penis to blow it up - a traditional Amazonian marriage ritual.

Satan Should Probably Get Custody  —  White Oprah and Michael Lohan were in court today to decide the custody of the two youngest Lohan kids, Ali and Cody.  Michael got out of jail a couple of months ago and is seeking visitation rights of Lindsay Lohan's brother and sister.

Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.

Paris Hilton: Please God, save me from jail  —  Nothing's going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try.  The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and - wait for it - a Bible.  —  If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Demi Moore Hints at Wanting a Baby Boy  —  Earlier this year, Demi Moore told Vanity Fair that she "most definitely" hoped to have children with her husband, Ashton Kutcher, and is now hinting that she'd be pleased if that meant she'd have her first son. … More photos of Demi Moore are after the jump.

DANCING 'STARS' DRINK THEIR MILK!  —  good morning y'all!  so last night i did end up voting from two different phone numbers (you could only call five times from one number before getting cut off) for laila ali & her dance partner maksim schermosky to take the top honor tonight on dancing with the stars …

EXCLUSIVE: Paula Abdul's Wasted On TV Again  —  Last night, Paula Abdul made a curious appearance on New York's Fox 5 affiliate, explaining what exactly went down during her recent nose breakage... specifically Paula.  While the official story goes that she tripped in an effort to avoid crushing …

Cameron Diaz Is No Ogre  —  A little while ago, the only way you could think Cameron Diaz was hot would be if she stood next to an ogre as comparison.  Well things have changed slightly, and Cameron has re-blossomed into the sexy piece-of-ass that I fell in love with years ago when I first saw her in The Mask.

Crackhead Prom  —  Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that!  I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's[ Birthday] party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic.  Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.

AICN Exclusive!  So What's Going On With WATCHMEN Casting?!  —  A longtime source reared his head today and passed on a few tips about faces we're likely to see in WATCHMEN when Zack Snyder's film version of the long-in-development graphic novel adaptation finally makes its way to the screen in 2008 …

Francis Goes with Not Guilty in Sexual Battery Case  —  Candy Spelling's favorite smut mogul Joe Francis has just pleaded not guilty to one count of alleged misdemeanor sexual battery, a charge stemming from an incident in January in which, cops say, Francis fondled an 18-year-old against her will.

Celebrity Virginity Showdown: Who lost it first?  —  The "first time" is hardly ever the best time, but it is always a milestone.  Often, this information is a closely guarded secret shared between select friends, lovers, and that creepy bartender who won't leave you alone …

Lindsay Will Survive  —  Lindsay continued her "I'm over Calum" tour of Los Angeles last night.  She hopped from the back door of Hyde to Winston's with a car full o' friends.  When she tried to sneak out the back of Winston's, though, there were dozens of paps waiting for her …