SIS WANTS TO BE ANNA NICOLE II  —  THE fame-hungry half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith has hatched a bizarre plan to remake herself in the tragic model's image.  —  Donna Hogan, a 40-something Texas housewife, is set to dye her hair, get her breasts surgically enhanced and then approach Hugh Hefner …

Is 'Idol' No Longer Golden?  —  Commentary: Lagging Ratings, Bad Singers Slowing Show Down?  —  You've heard the saying before — all good things must come to an end.  While "American Idol" isn't quite ready to meet its demise yet, there are signs that the reality show juggernaut is slowly running out of steam.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Engaged!  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are engaged!  —  Pratt, 23, popped the question to Montag, 20, Tuesday night at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, says a source who adds: "She said 'yes.' She's over the moon!"

A Kiss from George Clooney Sells for $350,000  —  Sharon Stone put George Clooney on the auction block Wednesday for a good cause: AIDS research.  —  Clooney and his Ocean's Thirteen co-stars Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy Garcia and Ellen Barkin made a brief appearance at the annual Cinema …

JESSICA SIMPSON PREGNANT?  —  Jessica Simpson's pals believe the blonde beauty is pregnant. .  —  "Her friends are astounded at how huge Jessica's breasts have gotten, and are asking each other if she could be pregnant," a friend of the singer told the Enquirer … Enquirer excerpts via Celebitchy.com

Is Rosie Ready to Ditch "The View" — Right Now?  —  Did Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck's ballistic warfare this morning push Ro over the edge — and into an early exit from "The View?"  —  O'Donnell has three weeks left before she's done, but from the sound of her blog at rosie.com …

Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg Sharing More Than Laughs  —  Has Natalie Portman found Saturday Night Love with funnyman Andy Samberg?  —  A source tells Us Weekly that the 25-year-old actress is dating the Saturday Night Live star, who has also been linked with Kirsten Dunst, 25.

Snap Judgment: Jordin Sparks' first single  —  First, can we agree that lyrically, the new American Idol song, "This Is My Now," is more of the same?  A gloppy ballad about the sun breaking through the clouds, the path becoming clear, the light shining down, blah blah blah …

VOWS FOR VISA?  —  DID Brittany Murphy marry Simon Monjack to keep him from being deported?  The National Enquirer reports Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage.  The...

OPRAH ILLUSION  —  DINA Lohan needs to make up her mind - or at least start re-reading the interviews she gives.  Fame-crazed Mama Lohan recently told Us Weekly, "I've read all these things, like, I said I'm the white Oprah.  I've never said that in my entire life!  It's completely ridiculous."

Mary-Kate Olsen Goes Out on Her Own  —  Mary-Kate Olsen will be in 10 out of 15 episodes of Weeds this season.  This is her first solo role without sister Ashley.  MK will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community Majestic who becomes a love interest for Silas.

Robbie's flop single 'Rudebox' nominated for Ivor Novello award  —  Robbie Williams critically panned single Rudebox is in contention for a prestigious music award.  —  The song has been nominated for International Hit of the Year at the Ivor Novello Awards which recognise songwriting talent rather than performance.

`Ocean's 13' cast at Cannes film fest  —  CANNES, France - George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and company became good friends while playing a bunch of crooks and con men.  They're still as thick as thieves — and that was reason enough to get together again for "Ocean's Thirteen."

Gross  —  Doesn't Amy Winehouse's meth mouth burn when she puts ice on it like that?  Nastiness.  Amy is currently shooting her new video in Los Angeles.  Her hair isn't normally like that and honestly it should never be like that.  —  She looks like a crackwhore Marge Simpson.

Mike Myers to star in 'Mitty' remake  —  Actor in on Fox, Goldwyn's 'Secret'  —  Mike Myers is attached to star in "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," a remake of the Danny Kaye comedy classic that producer Samuel Goldwyn Jr. has moved from Paramount to 20th Century Fox.

Courtney Love: Shoe Ads With Kurt Are 'Outrageous'  —  Courtney Love is lashing out at Dr. Martens shoes for featuring her late husband Kurt Cobain in an advertisement.  —  "Courtney had no idea this was taking place and would never have approved such a use," her rep tells PEOPLE.