SIS WANTS TO BE ANNA NICOLE II  —  THE fame-hungry half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith has hatched a bizarre plan to remake herself in the tragic model's image.  —  Donna Hogan, a 40-something Texas housewife, is set to dye her hair, get her breasts surgically enhanced and then approach Hugh Hefner …

Mary-Kate Olsen steps out solo as "Weeds" regular  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - In her first major solo role without her twin sister, Mary-Kate Olsen is returning to series television for the first time since 2002 with a co-starring role on Showtime's dark comedy "Weeds."

A Kiss from George Clooney Sells for $350,000  —  Sharon Stone put George Clooney on the auction block Wednesday for a good cause: AIDS research.  —  Clooney and his Ocean's Thirteen co-stars Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy Garcia and Ellen Barkin made a brief appearance at the annual Cinema …

VOWS FOR VISA?  —  DID Brittany Murphy marry Simon Monjack to keep him from being deported?  The National Enquirer reports Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage.  The...

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Britney Says Peace Out To The Fly  —  Our fave pop-princess Britney Spears gives a big smile and a peace sign to her fave photogs from Flynetonline.com as she arrives to the Millenium Dance Complex in Studio City, CA.  Right back at ya Brit!

Jordin Sparks is Too Fat  —  Meme Roth of National Action Against Obesity is going to be pissed today because she said Jordin Sparks is too obese to win American Idol.  Roth says that Sparks, the 17 year old winner of this year's American Idol and daughter of former NFL cornerback Phillippi Sparks …

OPRAH ILLUSION  —  DINA Lohan needs to make up her mind - or at least start re-reading the interviews she gives.  Fame-crazed Mama Lohan recently told Us Weekly, "I've read all these things, like, I said I'm the white Oprah.  I've never said that in my entire life!  It's completely ridiculous."

Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg Sharing More Than Laughs  —  Has Natalie Portman found Saturday Night Love with funnyman Andy Samberg?  —  A source tells Us Weekly that the 25-year-old actress is dating the Saturday Night Live star, who has also been linked with Kirsten Dunst, 25.

Clooney & '13' crew raise a yacht of loot for Darfur  —  Those handsome "Ocean's Thirteen" con artists - George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Don Cheadle - scored a cool $9.2 million on the French Riviera Tuesday night.  But nobody's calling the gendarmes.

Nicole Richie Bounces Back  —  After her reported rehab, Nicole Richie bounces back laughing and smiling up a storm while out and about in Los Angeles on Tuesday.  —  Wearing a black-and-white mesh top, Nicole grabbed a sushi lunch and a manicure with a female friend (they have matching black Chanel bags!).

Kelly Preston Bikini Pictures  —  In our ongoing quest to bring you every celebrity bikini picture out there, may I present these Kelly Preston bikini pictures.  If you're into the over-40 set, and liked those Sharon Stone bikini pictures, you should like these Kelly Preston bikini pictures too.

Is 'Idol' No Longer Golden?  —  Commentary: Lagging Ratings, Bad Singers Slowing Show Down?  —  You've heard the saying before — all good things must come to an end.  While "American Idol" isn't quite ready to meet its demise yet, there are signs that the reality show juggernaut is slowly running out of steam.

Gold standard of 'Entourage'  —  You better believe Hollywood pays attention to how it is portrayed on "Entourage."  —  Endeavor super-agent Ari Emanuel is channeled on the show by Jeremy Piven as the manic Ari Gold.  Now a former colleague is dishing about what it's like to work with the evil Hollywood archetype.

The Return Of An "Artist"  —  We know you've been counting the days until the next Lindsay Lohan album.  —  Well, you can stop holding your breath and let out a big sigh of relief - that joyous day is upon us!  —  The talented musician, who has such hits as......., is working on a new record this summer.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Engaged!  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are engaged!  —  Pratt, 23, popped the question to Montag, 20, Tuesday night at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, says a source who adds: "She said 'yes.' She's over the moon!"

Star Magazine Lists The Best & Worst Celebrity Beach Bods  —  Just in time for summer, Star magazine reveals which celebs are beach-bod ready, and those who should opt to stay in winter hibernation mode.  Best Beach Bods 2007 ... And the Best Women Bods Go to ...  Best Tattooed: Pink

McConagay Gets Kissy  —  What the hell is "Surfer Dude" about?!  A douche running around like a maniac?  Anyway, Matthew McConagay is shooting the film in Malibu right now and got caught "canoodling" with his co-star during a scene.  I'm not sure who the chick is, but she probably got a mouthful of grease.