Why Jessica Keeps Getting Blonder!  —  After taking a honey-colored pit stop last Thursday, Jessica Simpson has gone even lighter and today is back to her original cornsilk shade.  —  On May 18 at the Cannes Film Festival Simpson explained that she was lightening up for her role in her new film Major Movie Star.

ask ro  —  donna writes: … when painting  —  there is a point  —  u must step away from the canvas  —  as the work  —  is done  —  anymore would take away  —  Judy writes: … i am sad judy  —  so sad  —  but i will b ok  —  Ryan writes: … GINA writes: … and i u

It's the Janice Knicker-son show  —  Maybe she's trying to drum up some business for her new show - for what other reason could there be for the Janice Dickinson knicker flashing episode.  —  Former model Miss Dickinson, best known for being a judge on reality show America's Next Top Model …

Heidi Klum names her Boobs  —  Heidi Klum named her boobs "Hans" and "Franz," which has been an ongoing joke for several years as a tribute to her German heritage, reports The Sun.  However, here at DerekHail.com, I decided to do a little digging as to what they mean as per the dictionary.

Howard Stern Was Close to Suicide  —  Exclusive CityRag newsflash... on his radio show this morning, Howard Stern admitted to being close to suicide in the past.  Commiserating with co-host Artie Lange over depression, Howard made this candid and shocking statement... "I've had a gun in my mouth twice".

Mary-Kate Branches Out on "Weeds"  —  The somewhat skinnier and very often slightly more heavily layered Olsen twin, Mary-Kate, will be gracing the small screen for the first time in five years.  And she'll be doing it without her twin sister.  The "Full House" star is set to appear …

Lohan Stripping  —  Some of the stripping footage from Sony's I Know Who Killed Me movie has been made available.  They're being pretty careful about not showing much, but here are a few of the better shots of Linds and a stripper pole.  —  So shocking that they would use this as a marketing tool!

OCEAN'S THIRTEEN  —  A Warner Bros. release presented in association with Village Roadshow Pictures of a JW/Section Eight production.  Produced by Jerry Weintraub.  Executive producers, Susan Ekins, Gregory Jacobs, Frederic W. Brost, Bruce Berman.  Directed by Steven Soderbergh.

The Beat Goes On  —  Catching up with Blake Lewis, post-finale: Though he calls ''Idol'' a ''blessing'' overall, the runner-up admits of the contest-winning ballad, ''That track would never be on my album''  —  Blake Lewis didn't win American Idol, but don't worry about his future …

Britney Spears has deflated boobs  —  Britney Spears was spotted in Hollywood once again at Millennium Dance Studios.  And maybe I've just forgotten what breasts are supposed to look like, but those things don't look right at all.  She looks like she got breast implants …

Mischa Barton vs Victoria Silvstedt: It was a verbal blood bath  —  Mischa Barton and Victoria Silvstedt allegedly had a huge catfight at a Cannes party on Tuesday.  Victoria supposedly followed Mischa around like a little lapdog until Mischa attempted to lose Victoria in the fray of celebrities.

Yet Another Kelly Clarkson Update  —  Kelly Clarkson gets requested more on this website than any other celebrity.  She apparently has a huge fan base.  (Although I suspect the reason she gets requested so often is because people like arguing in the comments section about if they think she is fat or not).

Breaking News!  Angelina Doesn't Wear Black!  —  Angelina Jolie is actually wearing a color.  The angels are singing and the sun is smiling or something.  She decided to go for a sunnier Angelina at the Ocean's 13 premiere at Cannes.  Nice weave Angie!  See you wore one of Britney's old ones.

Playing Peek-a-boo With Lindsay @ 4:30am  —  Now you see her:  —  Now you don't!  Lindsay ended her late, late night (some of which she spent with Evan Ross, Diana's youngest) at 4:30 am, but not before stopping at a convienience store to pick up some goods!

KISS OFF, CLOONEY  —  At last nights American Foundation for AIDS Research (amfAR) benefit last night in Cannes, a svelte George Clooney offered a kiss to the winning bidder of a getaway package.  Ultimately the package went for $350,000,and Clooney made good on his promise …

Love is Livid  —  Courtney Love is pissed over a Doc Marten ad currently on display in the UK.  The campaign features dead rockers including Kurt Cobain wearing DMs and dressed like angels. … I think it's outrageous that you claim to have written songs that you never wrote, Courtney.  Life sucks!

VIDEO: Isaiah Washington's Public Service Ad Debuts  —  Isaiah Washington's promised public service announcement, in which he speaks out against homophobic, racist and sexist language, will premiere Thursday night on ABC.  —  "Words have power.  The power to express love, happiness and joy.

Who the Hell Would Hit Mickey Rourke?  —  Mickey Rourke wasn't a burn victim, right?  He frightens me.  Obviously there's someone out there for everyone, because Mickey is actually getting some ass.  That's his girlfriend, Christine Myers.  They are engaged.  Poor girl.